Watch My Chops

Watch My Chops

2003 - 2007, Animation, Kids
Adventures of a superintelligent dog.

Episode Guide

  • Watch My Chops - Don Cornelius (Season 1 Episode 11)
    Season 1 Episode 11:

    Don Cornelius

    The crook, Joe the Scoundrel, becomes the new chef at the cafe.

  • Watch My Chops - Things That Go Woof in the Night (Episode 52)
    Episode 52:

    Things That Go Woof in the Night

    Romeo is scared when the living room at John and Beth's is tidied up while they are all in the kitchen. Bernie tells him not to worry, it's only the ghost that haunts the apartment.

  • Watch My Chops - Let Talking Dogs Lie (Episode 51)
    Episode 51:

    Let Talking Dogs Lie

    Corneil is fed up with Bernie's lying.

  • Watch My Chops - Basic Instinct (Episode 50)
    Episode 50:

    Basic Instinct

    John and Beth plan a sailing vacation; they want to take Corneil and Bernie with them.

  • Watch My Chops - Who Said That? (Episode 48)
    Episode 48:

    Who Said That?

    When Bernie loses the money he was saving to buy a game console, Corneil offers to help him earn more money.

  • Watch My Chops - Police Dogged (Episode 47)
    Episode 47:

    Police Dogged

    Bernie gets a job filing at the local police station; Bernie and Corneil are implicated in an investigation.

  • Watch My Chops - Bone of Contention (Episode 46)
    Episode 46:

    Bone of Contention

    Corneil convinces Bernie to go on an archaeological dig; Bernie claims Corneil's dinosaur bone is his own find.

  • Watch My Chops - Love at First Sight (Episode 45)
    Episode 45:

    Love at First Sight

    Bernie's attitude causes trouble at school; Uncle Rico goes to see the principal about his nephew's education.

  • Watch My Chops - Pork-a-Palooza (Episode 44)
    Episode 44:


    Corneil and Bernie visit the country; when Bernie breaks his cousins' tractor, Corneil needs Bernie's help to repair the machine.

  • Watch My Chops - Join the Club (Episode 43)
    Episode 43:

    Join the Club

    Corneil asks Bernie to join Martha's poetry club as his proxy; Corneil helps Bernie with an initiation test.

  • Watch My Chops - Guardian Angel (Episode 42)
    Episode 42:

    Guardian Angel

    Bernie needs to get back into his uncle's good graces; Corneil suggests a camping trip.

  • Watch My Chops - Home Sweet Home (Episode 41)
    Episode 41:

    Home Sweet Home

    When Corneil slips his leash to go watch a concert, he is placed in a new home; Bernie tries to get him back before John and Beth notice.

  • Watch My Chops - Finder's Weepers (Episode 40)
    Episode 40:

    Finder's Weepers

  • Watch My Chops - Fur Wars (Episode 39)
    Episode 39:

    Fur Wars

    Bernie finds a stray cat.

  • Watch My Chops - Radio Bernie (Episode 38)
    Episode 38:

    Radio Bernie

    Bernie sets up his own radio station, but he is dismayed when he thinks no one is listening.

  • Watch My Chops - Dogwalk Model (Episode 37)
    Episode 37:

    Dogwalk Model

    Bernie secretly sends pictures of Corneil to a dog modeling agency.

  • Watch My Chops - No Place Like Home (Episode 36)
    Episode 36:

    No Place Like Home

    Bernie's cousins come to town for the fair.

  • Watch My Chops - Pipe Dreams (Episode 33)
    Episode 33:

    Pipe Dreams

    Rudy challenges Bernie to a freestyle showdown.

  • Watch My Chops - By a Whisker (Episode 32)
    Episode 32:

    By a Whisker

    Corneil needs a haircut, so Bernie offers to take him to Aunt Gina.

  • Watch My Chops - Mr. Know It All (Episode 31)
    Episode 31:

    Mr. Know It All

  • Watch My Chops - The Secret (Episode 30)
    Episode 30:

    The Secret

    Uncle Rico is sick, so he asks Bernie for a favor; Bernie goes to see Mr. Hensen at the retirement home.

  • Watch My Chops - The Fan (Episode 29)
    Episode 29:

    The Fan

    Corneil and Bernie attend the opera.

  • Watch My Chops - Where There's a Will (Episode 28)
    Episode 28:

    Where There's a Will

    Corneil is the beneficiary in an eccentric millionaire's will.

  • Watch My Chops - Your Move (Episode 27)
    Episode 27:

    Your Move

    After Corneil builds a highly intelligent robot, Bernie hopes the robot will be able to help him with his detention assignment.

  • Watch My Chops - Dog's Dinner (Episode 27)
    Episode 27:

    Dog's Dinner

    When John and Beth leave Corneil with Bernie, Corneil has trouble settling in.

  • Watch My Chops - Eau De Corneil (Episode 26)
    Episode 26:

    Eau De Corneil

  • Watch My Chops - City Bumpkins (Episode 24)
    Episode 24:

    City Bumpkins

    Corneil and Bernie take a trip to the country; they visit with Bernie's cousins.

  • Watch My Chops - A Dog's Life (Episode 23)
    Episode 23:

    A Dog's Life

    When Mrs. Solo hits Corneil over the head with her umbrella, Cornell becomes upset over the way that dogs are treated.

  • Watch My Chops - Close Encounters of the Canine Kind (Episode 22)
    Episode 22:

    Close Encounters of the Canine Kind

    Romeo tells the whole school about his experience with an alien.

  • Watch My Chops - Surprise, Surprise (Episode 21)
    Episode 21:

    Surprise, Surprise

    While planning a surprise romantic dinner for his and Beth's anniversary, John finds that he is too busy to organize it.

  • Watch My Chops - The Dog Sitter Show (Episode 20)
    Episode 20:

    The Dog Sitter Show

    Corneil goes on a game show.

  • Watch My Chops - Moonstroke (Episode 19)
    Episode 19:


    Corneil is afraid he has seen a vampire.

  • Watch My Chops - A Friend in Need (Episode 18)
    Episode 18:

    A Friend in Need

    Corneil is determined to prove that Romeo is a fair-weather friend.

  • Watch My Chops - Unlucky Break (Episode 17)
    Episode 17:

    Unlucky Break

    Because Bernie wants to take Julie to the school dance, he tries to hide the fact that he has broken his leg.

  • Watch My Chops - Doggone! (Episode 16)
    Episode 16:


    After Bernie mistakes another dog for Corneil, he thinks Corneil has been kidnapped.

  • Watch My Chops - Big Sleep (Episode 15)
    Episode 15:

    Big Sleep

    Corneil can't stop talking in his sleep and he worries that he will accidentally reveal his secret.

  • Watch My Chops - Corneil in Love (Episode 14)
    Episode 14:

    Corneil in Love

    When Corneil gets a crush on the poodle downstairs, he tries to convince Bernie to go out with the dog's owner.

  • Watch My Chops - Telepathetic (Episode 13)
    Episode 13:


    Bernie repeats something Corneil overheard; he claims that he has the power to read minds.

  • Watch My Chops - Peas in a Pod (Episode 12)
    Episode 12:

    Peas in a Pod

    Mrs. Hamber visits with her pet dog; Corneil discovers an identical dog.

  • Watch My Chops - Pregnant Paws (Episode 11)
    Episode 11:

    Pregnant Paws

    Corneil thinks that Beth is expecting a baby; he worries that his days in the house are numbered.

  • Watch My Chops - Double Jeopardy (Episode 9)
    Episode 9:

    Double Jeopardy

  • Watch My Chops - Jungle Panic (Episode 8)
    Episode 8:

    Jungle Panic

    Corneil and Bernie participate in a TV adventure game show; they must survive for a week on a desert island.

  • Watch My Chops - Dogs Are Dumb (Episode 7)
    Episode 7:

    Dogs Are Dumb

    Bernie loses his memory and he is astonished when Corneil talks to him; the doctors believe that Bernie is hallucinating.

  • Watch My Chops - Love Me, Love My Dog (Episode 6)
    Episode 6:

    Love Me, Love My Dog

    When Bernie's Aunt Bertha comes for a visit, her pet poodle goes missing.

  • Watch My Chops - Superficial Intelligence (Episode 5)
    Episode 5:

    Superficial Intelligence

    Corneil is upset that dogs are not considered highly evolved beings; he takes part in a research project to improve dogs' standing.

  • Watch My Chops - 200 Feet Under (Episode 4)
    Episode 4:

    200 Feet Under

    Corneil and Bernie race against time to rescue a group of spelunkers.

  • Watch My Chops - The Diary (Episode 3)
    Episode 3:

    The Diary

    Bernie attempts to find out what is written in Corneil's diary.

  • Watch My Chops - Art Attack (Episode 2)
    Episode 2:

    Art Attack

    Corneil witnesses a burglar steal a painting from John's office; Cornell becomes afraid of being left alone.

  • Watch My Chops - Stroke of Genius (Episode 1)
    Episode 1:

    Stroke of Genius

    Corneil helps Bernie with some schoolwork; Bernie finds himself in trouble.

  • Watch My Chops - Santa Paws

    Santa Paws

    An attempt to become a Santa-costume-clad vigilante meets with unfortunate results.