Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

2001 - 2008, Comedy
The lives and loves of five 19-year-olds.
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Episode Guide

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (Season 6 Episode 3)
    Season 6 Episode 3:

    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

    Gaz wants to propose to Donna.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (Season 6 Episode 2)
    Season 6 Episode 2:

    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

    Donna steals a transit van to prove a point, Janet gets creative with some squeaky toys, and Jonny campaigns for baby changing facilities at the pub.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (Season 5 Episode 13)
    Season 5 Episode 13:

    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

    Jonny tries to get an interview at a biscuit factory.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - God (Season 5 Episode 12)
    Season 5 Episode 12:

    God

    Janet asks Gaz and Donna to be the baby's godparents.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Baa (Season 5 Episode 11)
    Season 5 Episode 11:

    Baa

    Louise loves hearing celebrity gossip; Jonny has an interview; Janet is offered a gig singing on a cruise ship.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Who's the Daddy? (Season 5 Episode 10)
    Season 5 Episode 10:

    Who's the Daddy?

    Donna and Gaz make each other jealous with imaginary partners; Gaz is struck by the ambulance that is coming to pick up Janet.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Stot or Pronk (Season 5 Episode 9)
    Season 5 Episode 9:

    Stot or Pronk

    Janet and Louise do the pub quiz to improve their memories.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Fat (Season 5 Episode 8)
    Season 5 Episode 8:

    Fat

    Gaz puts on 15 stone after losing Donna; Jonny works at the pub for one day before getting fired.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Crab (Season 5 Episode 7)
    Season 5 Episode 7:

    Crab

    Janet confesses to Jonny that she slept with Gaz while they are stuck in the back of a van on their wedding day.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Antlers (Season 5 Episode 6)
    Season 5 Episode 6:

    Antlers

    Gaz gets into trouble when his plans for Jonny's stag night go seriously wrong; Louise tries to make Janet's hen party into the wildest ever.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Potato People (Season 5 Episode 5)
    Season 5 Episode 5:

    Potato People

    Jonny and Louise get into trouble with some rampaging kids; Donna and Kelly team up to give Gaz a sexual surprise; Janet tries to get Donna to forgive her for sleeping with Gaz.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Ecuador (Season 5 Episode 4)
    Season 5 Episode 4:

    Ecuador

    Jonny's new car gives him trouble with women; Donna takes revenge on Gaz for sleeping with Janet; Louise fights dirty to win Jonny's forgiveness for getting him shot.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Shrink (Season 5 Episode 3)
    Season 5 Episode 3:

    Shrink

    Jonny gets some very exciting news; Janet and Gaz take extreme measures to stop Louise from blackmailing them; Donna decides to spend some money until Gaz drops a bombshell.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Nobbly Bobbly (Season 5 Episode 2)
    Season 5 Episode 2:

    Nobbly Bobbly

    Flo has left the house to Donna on the condition that she doesn't open the cupboard under the stairs.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Death (Season 5 Episode 1)
    Season 5 Episode 1:

    Death

    Flo's funeral has opposite effects on Donna and Gaz.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Filthy Brunching (Season 4 Episode 8)
    Season 4 Episode 8:

    Filthy Brunching

    Donna goes for a filthy brunching with her tutor; Janet tries to excite Jonny with adventurous sex.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Homeless and Horny (Season 4 Episode 7)
    Season 4 Episode 7:

    Homeless and Horny

    Donna's tutor invites her for extra coaching on his sofa; Gaz has a problem in his trousers.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Mate Date (Season 4 Episode 6)
    Season 4 Episode 6:

    Mate Date

    Gaz goes on a quest to split Jonny and Kate; Jonny is ordered to dump his friends.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Purgatory (Season 4 Episode 5)
    Season 4 Episode 5:

    Purgatory

    Gaz tries to get over his guilt by doing one special thing for Donna; Janet holds a party for Louise's graduation.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Cuggles (Season 4 Episode 4)
    Season 4 Episode 4:

    Cuggles

    Janet and Gaz get much closer than they had ever intended; biscuits improve Jonny and Kate's love life.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - My Delicious Guava (Season 4 Episode 3)
    Season 4 Episode 3:

    My Delicious Guava

    Jonny ruins his first date with Kate by trying too hard to be manly; a big hairy spider upsets Louise's plan to live with Janet; Gaz tries to become a pop idol.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Piggy Goes Oink (Season 4 Episode 2)
    Season 4 Episode 2:

    Piggy Goes Oink

    Jonny finds himself a new girlfriend; Gaz challenges David to a drinking contest for Donna; a book called "Piggy Goes Oink" changes Louise's life.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Corinthian Dyes (Season 4 Episode 1)
    Season 4 Episode 1:

    Corinthian Dyes

    Janet leaves Jonny after contemplating their engagement; David offers Donna a drink in the hopes of having another one night stand.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Schluballybub (Season 3 Episode 10)
    Season 3 Episode 10:

    Schluballybub

    Gaz has a health scare and blames Donna; Jonny is so interested that he fails to notice that Janet is having second thoughts about marrying him; David finds a new way to test Louise's commitment.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Dump (Season 3 Episode 9)
    Season 3 Episode 9:

    Dump

    Janet has decided that the most important thing about getting married is the wedding presents that she'll receive, and makes a list.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (Season 3 Episode 8)
    Season 3 Episode 8:

    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

    Jonny takes Donna to the dump in search of second had gifts; Janet finds a valuable signed program from 1950.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (Season 3 Episode 7)
    Season 3 Episode 7:

    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

    Jonny finally gets a job, but it does not last long when his hag of a boss wants to have sex with him.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (Season 3 Episode 6)
    Season 3 Episode 6:

    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

    The girls go crazy when Janet's Dad gives her some money to spend on a wedding dress. But Janet feels upstaged after Louise tries on a stunning wedding dress, so Janet promptly rips it off of her.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (Season 3 Episode 5)
    Season 3 Episode 5:

    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

    Janet's Dad refuses to have anything to do with her wedding, but when Jonny finds Flo alone with Mr. Smith, will he change his mind?

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (Season 3 Episode 4)
    Season 3 Episode 4:

    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

    Munch, while getting on Gaz's last nerve, convinces Donna and Jonny that Gaz is the problem. This causes Gaz to tell Jonny that Munch can be his best man then.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (Season 3 Episode 3)
    Season 3 Episode 3:

    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

    Jimmy decides to ask Janet's parents for her hand in marriage as long as she writes him a poem. All goes well until her dad says no.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (Season 3 Episode 2)
    Season 3 Episode 2:

    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

    Louise's secret admirer turns out to be David, an old school friend.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (Season 3 Episode 1)
    Season 3 Episode 1:

    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

    Janet insists Jonny return Andy's ring and get a job to buy her a proper engagment ring; a cat thwarts Jonny's job hunt.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Mo Mo and Pigsy (Season 2 Episode 6)
    Season 2 Episode 6:

    Mo Mo and Pigsy

    Donna is living with Jonny; Janet is living with Gaz; Jonny tries to get Janet back; Louise believes astrology is the answer to everyone's problems.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Crusty Curtains (Season 2 Episode 5)
    Season 2 Episode 5:

    Crusty Curtains

    Jon isn't speaking to Janet and taking Gaz's advice only makes things worse; Louise tries to affect a reconciliation; Donna and Gaz lay down some ground rules for the apartment, much to Donna's regret.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Vomit (Season 2 Episode 4)
    Season 2 Episode 4:

    Vomit

    Gas looks after an unwell Jonny; Donna is worried that his illness is just an excuse to avoid her now that she has moved in; Janet goes too far with her old flame, Andy.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Dirty Girls (Season 2 Episode 3)
    Season 2 Episode 3:

    Dirty Girls

    Janet finds a love letter from an ex; Flo asks Donna to move out.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Bungle (Season 2 Episode 2)
    Season 2 Episode 2:

    Bungle

    Louise's new boyfriend is desperate to be with her; Janet's dinner party goes awry.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - On the Blob (Season 2 Episode 1)
    Season 2 Episode 1:

    On the Blob

    Gaz runs naked through the streets of Runcorn but still has to face up to Donna's pregnancy; Louise's psychic powers inspire Jonny to make an unusual career move.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (Season 1 Episode 6)
    Season 1 Episode 6:

    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

    Jonny wants some excitement in his life.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Lard (Season 1 Episode 5)
    Season 1 Episode 5:

    Lard

    The lads say the girls are not as funny as the boys.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Angry Wangry (Season 1 Episode 4)
    Season 1 Episode 4:

    Angry Wangry

    Janet is keen to improve her mind, but realises that neither poetry nor biscuits are the answer. Gaz is desperate to feel attractive.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Bone With the Wind (Season 1 Episode 3)
    Season 1 Episode 3:

    Bone With the Wind

    Gaz finds Donna's toothbrush in his flat and realises he is "merging"; Janet's plan to make Jonny fancy her backfires.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Spunk (Season 1 Episode 2)
    Season 1 Episode 2:

    Spunk

    Jonny tries to be horrible to Janet and fails miserably. Donna is after as much sex with as little commitment as possible.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Fags, Shags, and Kebabs (Season 1 Episode 1)
    Season 1 Episode 1:

    Fags, Shags, and Kebabs

    Donna needs a man. Janet wants to help, but discovers that matchmaking can seriously damage your boyfriend.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Corinthian Dies

    Corinthian Dies

    Gaz and Louise plot how to take revenge on their partners; Donna decides to go to college.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Near, Far

    Near, Far

    Louise hears celebrity gossip; Jonny has an interview; Janet's gig singing on a cruise ship.

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    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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    Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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