Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

2001 - 2008, Comedy
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Episode Guide

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - You Decide (Season 8 Episode 7)
    Season 8 Episode 7:

    You Decide

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Val Doonican (Season 8 Episode 6)
    Season 8 Episode 6:

    Val Doonican

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - D.I.V.O.R.C.E (Season 8 Episode 5)
    Season 8 Episode 5:

    D.I.V.O.R.C.E

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Ello Ello (Season 8 Episode 4)
    Season 8 Episode 4:

    Ello Ello

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Flan Van (Season 8 Episode 3)
    Season 8 Episode 3:

    Flan Van

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Gazman (Season 8 Episode 2)
    Season 8 Episode 2:

    Gazman

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Comic Relief Special (Season 8 Episode 1)
    Season 8 Episode 1:

    Comic Relief Special

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Borry (Season 7 Episode 8)
    Season 7 Episode 8:

    Borry

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - African Death Face (Season 7 Episode 7)
    Season 7 Episode 7:

    African Death Face

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Six Months Later (Season 7 Episode 6)
    Season 7 Episode 6:

    Six Months Later

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Here Bums the Bride (Season 7 Episode 5)
    Season 7 Episode 5:

    Here Bums the Bride

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Dead Jonny Walking (Season 7 Episode 4)
    Season 7 Episode 4:

    Dead Jonny Walking

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Homophobia is Gay (Season 7 Episode 3)
    Season 7 Episode 3:

    Homophobia is Gay

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - DABDAA! (Season 7 Episode 2)
    Season 7 Episode 2:

    DABDAA!

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - When Jonny Met Sharky (Season 7 Episode 1)
    Season 7 Episode 1:

    When Jonny Met Sharky

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Love 83199 (Season 5 Episode 13)
    Season 5 Episode 13:

    Love 83199

    Jonny tries to get an interview at a biscuit factory.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - God (Season 5 Episode 12)
    Season 5 Episode 12:

    God

    Janet asks Gaz and Donna to be the baby's godparents.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba (Season 5 Episode 11)
    Season 5 Episode 11:

    Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba

    Louise loves hearing celebrity gossip; Jonny has an interview; Janet is offered a gig singing on a cruise ship.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Who's the Daddy? (Season 5 Episode 10)
    Season 5 Episode 10:

    Who's the Daddy?

    Donna and Gaz make each other jealous with imaginary partners; Gaz is struck by the ambulance that is coming to pick up Janet.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Stot or Pronk (Season 5 Episode 9)
    Season 5 Episode 9:

    Stot or Pronk

    Janet and Louise do the pub quiz to improve their memories.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Fat (Season 5 Episode 8)
    Season 5 Episode 8:

    Fat

    Gaz puts on 15 stone after losing Donna; Jonny works at the pub for one day before getting fired.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Crab (Season 5 Episode 7)
    Season 5 Episode 7:

    Crab

    Janet confesses to Jonny that she slept with Gaz while they are stuck in the back of a van on their wedding day.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Antlers (Season 5 Episode 6)
    Season 5 Episode 6:

    Antlers

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Potato People (Season 5 Episode 5)
    Season 5 Episode 5:

    Potato People

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Ecuador (Season 5 Episode 4)
    Season 5 Episode 4:

    Ecuador

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Shrink (Season 5 Episode 3)
    Season 5 Episode 3:

    Shrink

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Nobbly Bobbly (Season 5 Episode 2)
    Season 5 Episode 2:

    Nobbly Bobbly

    Flo has left the house to Donna on the condition that she doesn't open the cupboard under the stairs.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Death (Season 5 Episode 1)
    Season 5 Episode 1:

    Death

    Flo's funeral has opposite effects on Donna and Gaz.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Filthy Brunching (Season 4 Episode 8)
    Season 4 Episode 8:

    Filthy Brunching

    Donna goes for a filthy brunching with her tutor; Janet tries to excite Jonny with adventurous sex.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Homeless and Horny (Season 4 Episode 7)
    Season 4 Episode 7:

    Homeless and Horny

    Donna's tutor invites her for extra coaching on his sofa; Gaz has a problem in his trousers.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Mate Date (Season 4 Episode 6)
    Season 4 Episode 6:

    Mate Date

    Gaz goes on a quest to split Jonny and Kate; Jonny is ordered to dump his friends.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Purgatory (Season 4 Episode 5)
    Season 4 Episode 5:

    Purgatory

    Gaz tries to get over his guilt by doing one special thing for Donna; Janet holds a party for Louise's graduation.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Cuggles (Season 4 Episode 4)
    Season 4 Episode 4:

    Cuggles

    Janet and Gaz get much closer than they had ever intended; biscuits improve Jonny and Kate's love life.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - My Delicious Guava (Season 4 Episode 3)
    Season 4 Episode 3:

    My Delicious Guava

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Piggy Goes Oink (Season 4 Episode 2)
    Season 4 Episode 2:

    Piggy Goes Oink

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Corinthian Dyes (Season 4 Episode 1)
    Season 4 Episode 1:

    Corinthian Dyes

    Janet leaves Jonny after contemplating their engagement; David offers Donna a drink in the hopes of having another one night stand.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Schluballybub (Season 3 Episode 10)
    Season 3 Episode 10:

    Schluballybub

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Dump (Season 3 Episode 9)
    Season 3 Episode 9:

    Dump

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Jammy Dodgers (Season 3 Episode 8)
    Season 3 Episode 8:

    Jammy Dodgers

    Jonny takes Donna to the dump in search of second had gifts; Janet finds a valuable signed program from 1950.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Fockin Mokky Bocka (Season 3 Episode 7)
    Season 3 Episode 7:

    Fockin Mokky Bocka

    Jonny finally gets a job, but then finds out his boss wants to have sex with him.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Dresses Dresses Dresses (Season 3 Episode 6)
    Season 3 Episode 6:

    Dresses Dresses Dresses

    The girls go crazy when Janet's Dad gives her some money to spend on a wedding dress. But Janet feels upstaged after Louise tries on a stunning wedding dress, so Janet promptly rips it off of her.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Hospikal (Season 3 Episode 5)
    Season 3 Episode 5:

    Hospikal

    Janet's Dad refuses to have anything to do with her wedding, but when Jonny finds Flo alone with Mr. Smith, will he change his mind?

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Beastiality (Season 3 Episode 4)
    Season 3 Episode 4:

    Beastiality

    Munch, while getting on Gaz's last nerve, convinces Donna and Jonny that Gaz is the problem.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Kangaroo (Season 3 Episode 3)
    Season 3 Episode 3:

    Kangaroo

    Jimmy decides to ask Janet's parents for her hand in marriage as long as she writes him a poem.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Fish (Season 3 Episode 2)
    Season 3 Episode 2:

    Fish

    Janet turns violent when she tries to give up smoking; Gaz is worried that Donna doesn't fancy him anymore.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Munch (Season 3 Episode 1)
    Season 3 Episode 1:

    Munch

    Janet insists Jonny return Andy's ring and get a job to buy her a proper engagment ring; a cat thwarts Jonny's job hunt.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Mo Mo and Pigsy (Season 2 Episode 6)
    Season 2 Episode 6:

    Mo Mo and Pigsy

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Crusty Curtains (Season 2 Episode 5)
    Season 2 Episode 5:

    Crusty Curtains

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Vomit (Season 2 Episode 4)
    Season 2 Episode 4:

    Vomit

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Dirty Girls (Season 2 Episode 3)
    Season 2 Episode 3:

    Dirty Girls

    Janet finds a love letter from an ex; Flo asks Donna to move out.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Bungle (Season 2 Episode 2)
    Season 2 Episode 2:

    Bungle

    Louise's new boyfriend is desperate to be with her; Janet's dinner party goes awry.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - On the Blob (Season 2 Episode 1)
    Season 2 Episode 1:

    On the Blob

    Gaz runs naked through the streets, but still has to face up to Donna's pregnancy.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Ugly Babies (Season 1 Episode 6)
    Season 1 Episode 6:

    Ugly Babies

    Jonny wants some excitement in his life.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Lard (Season 1 Episode 5)
    Season 1 Episode 5:

    Lard

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Angry Wangry (Season 1 Episode 4)
    Season 1 Episode 4:

    Angry Wangry

    Janet is keen to improve her mind, but realises that neither poetry nor biscuits are the answer. Gaz is desperate to feel attractive.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Bone with the Wind (Season 1 Episode 3)
    Season 1 Episode 3:

    Bone with the Wind

    Gaz finds Donna's toothbrush in his flat and realises he is 'merging.' Janet's plan to make Jonny fancy her backfires.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Spunk (Season 1 Episode 2)
    Season 1 Episode 2:

    Spunk

    Jonny tries to be horrible to Janet and fails miserably. Donna is after as much sex with as little commitment as possible.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Fags, Shags, and Kebabs (Season 1 Episode 1)
    Season 1 Episode 1:

    Fags, Shags, and Kebabs

    Donna needs a man. Janet wants to help, but discovers that matchmaking can seriously damage your boyfriend.

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Outtakes (Special)
    Special:

    Outtakes

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - The Aftermath: Part One - Waiting for Gaz (Special)
    Special:

    The Aftermath: Part One - Waiting for Gaz

  • Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - The Aftermath: Part Two - Sliding Gaz (Special)
    Special:

    The Aftermath: Part Two - Sliding Gaz

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