Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

2003 - 2015, Comedy
After the death of his brother whom he lived with, Alan Harper moves in with the billionaire who bought his brother's Malibu home. Comedy starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones
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Episode Guide

  • Two and a Half Men - Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two (Season 12 Episode 16)
    Season 12 Episode 16:

    Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two

    Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

  • Two and a Half Men - Of Course He's Dead -- Part One and Part Two (Season 12 Episode 15)
    Season 12 Episode 15:

    Of Course He's Dead -- Part One and Part Two

    Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

  • Two and a Half Men - Of Course He's Dead -- Part One (Season 12 Episode 15)
    Season 12 Episode 15:

    Of Course He's Dead -- Part One

    Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

  • Two and a Half Men - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun (Season 12 Episode 14)
    Season 12 Episode 14:

    Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

    When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift; Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lyndsey.

  • Two and a Half Men - Boompa Loved His Hookers (Season 12 Episode 13)
    Season 12 Episode 13:

    Boompa Loved His Hookers

    Walden worries that ending things with Ms. McMartin will become an issue; when Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her, he hesitates.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off (Season 12 Episode 12)
    Season 12 Episode 12:

    A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

    Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker in order to get back together with Lyndsey.

  • Two and a Half Men - For Whom the Booty Calls (Season 12 Episode 11)
    Season 12 Episode 11:

    For Whom the Booty Calls

    When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he discovers that it is a nice getaway from Alan.

  • Two and a Half Men - Here I Come, Pants! (Season 12 Episode 10)
    Season 12 Episode 10:

    Here I Come, Pants!

    After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis.

  • Two and a Half Men - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey (Season 12 Episode 9)
    Season 12 Episode 9:

    Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

    Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.

  • Two and a Half Men - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey (Season 12 Episode 8)
    Season 12 Episode 8:

    Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

    Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

  • Two and a Half Men - Sex With an Animated Ed Asner (Season 12 Episode 7)
    Season 12 Episode 7:

    Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

    Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.

  • Two and a Half Men - Alan Shot a Little Girl (Season 12 Episode 6)
    Season 12 Episode 6:

    Alan Shot a Little Girl

    Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.

  • Two and a Half Men - Oontz Oontz Oontz (Season 12 Episode 5)
    Season 12 Episode 5:

    Oontz Oontz Oontz

    Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected.

  • Two and a Half Men - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight (Season 12 Episode 4)
    Season 12 Episode 4:

    Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

    A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

  • Two and a Half Men - Glamping in a Yurt (Season 12 Episode 3)
    Season 12 Episode 3:

    Glamping in a Yurt

    Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Chic Bar in Ibiza (Season 12 Episode 2)
    Season 12 Episode 2:

    A Chic Bar in Ibiza

    Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Ol' Mexican Spinach (Season 12 Episode 1)
    Season 12 Episode 1:

    The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life -- but needs Alan's help to do it.

  • Two and a Half Men - Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead (Season 11 Episode 22)
    Season 11 Episode 22:

    Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

    Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

  • Two and a Half Men - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot (Season 11 Episode 21)
    Season 11 Episode 21:

    Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

    Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.

  • Two and a Half Men - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia (Season 11 Episode 20)
    Season 11 Episode 20:

    Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

    Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

  • Two and a Half Men - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang (Season 11 Episode 19)
    Season 11 Episode 19:

    Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

    After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).

  • Two and a Half Men - West Side Story (Season 11 Episode 18)
    Season 11 Episode 18:

    West Side Story

    Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.

  • Two and a Half Men - Welcome Home, Jake (Season 11 Episode 17)
    Season 11 Episode 17:

    Welcome Home, Jake

    Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

  • Two and a Half Men - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper (Season 11 Episode 16)
    Season 11 Episode 16:

    How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

    Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).

  • Two and a Half Men - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin (Season 11 Episode 15)
    Season 11 Episode 15:

    Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

    Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

  • Two and a Half Men - Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe (Season 11 Episode 14)
    Season 11 Episode 14:

    Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

    Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

  • Two and a Half Men - Bite Me, Supreme Court (Season 11 Episode 13)
    Season 11 Episode 13:

    Bite Me, Supreme Court

    Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

  • Two and a Half Men - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. (Season 11 Episode 12)
    Season 11 Episode 12:

    Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

    Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

  • Two and a Half Men - Tazed in the Lady Nuts (Season 11 Episode 11)
    Season 11 Episode 11:

    Tazed in the Lady Nuts

    Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).

  • Two and a Half Men - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! (Season 11 Episode 10)
    Season 11 Episode 10:

    On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

    Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

  • Two and a Half Men - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer (Season 11 Episode 9)
    Season 11 Episode 9:

    Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

    Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.

  • Two and a Half Men - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room (Season 11 Episode 8)
    Season 11 Episode 8:

    Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room

    When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.

  • Two and a Half Men - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie (Season 11 Episode 7)
    Season 11 Episode 7:

    Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

    Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.

  • Two and a Half Men - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants (Season 11 Episode 6)
    Season 11 Episode 6:

    Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

    Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.

  • Two and a Half Men - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 (Season 11 Episode 5)
    Season 11 Episode 5:

    Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

    Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

  • Two and a Half Men - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank (Season 11 Episode 4)
    Season 11 Episode 4:

    Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

    Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.

  • Two and a Half Men - This Unblessed Biscuit (Season 11 Episode 3)
    Season 11 Episode 3:

    This Unblessed Biscuit

    When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.

  • Two and a Half Men - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball (Season 11 Episode 2)
    Season 11 Episode 2:

    I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

    Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

  • Two and a Half Men - Nangnangnangnang (Season 11 Episode 1)
    Season 11 Episode 1:

    Nangnangnangnang

    Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

  • Two and a Half Men - Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped (Season 10 Episode 23)
    Season 10 Episode 23:

    Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

    Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

  • Two and a Half Men - My Bodacious Vidalia (Season 10 Episode 22)
    Season 10 Episode 22:

    My Bodacious Vidalia

    With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

  • Two and a Half Men - Another Night With Neil Diamond (Season 10 Episode 21)
    Season 10 Episode 21:

    Another Night With Neil Diamond

    Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

  • Two and a Half Men - Bazinga! That's From a TV Show (Season 10 Episode 20)
    Season 10 Episode 20:

    Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

    Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

  • Two and a Half Men - Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon (Season 10 Episode 19)
    Season 10 Episode 19:

    Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

    Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

  • Two and a Half Men - The 9:04 From Pemberton (Season 10 Episode 18)
    Season 10 Episode 18:

    The 9:04 From Pemberton

    After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

  • Two and a Half Men - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries (Season 10 Episode 17)
    Season 10 Episode 17:

    Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

    When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

  • Two and a Half Men - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby (Season 10 Episode 16)
    Season 10 Episode 16:

    Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

    Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

  • Two and a Half Men - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It (Season 10 Episode 15)
    Season 10 Episode 15:

    Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

    When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

  • Two and a Half Men - Run Steven Staven! Run! (Season 10 Episode 14)
    Season 10 Episode 14:

    Run Steven Staven! Run!

    Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

  • Two and a Half Men - Grab a Feather and Get in Line (Season 10 Episode 13)
    Season 10 Episode 13:

    Grab a Feather and Get in Line

    Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

  • Two and a Half Men - Welcome to Alancrest (Season 10 Episode 12)
    Season 10 Episode 12:

    Welcome to Alancrest

    Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

  • Two and a Half Men - Give Santa a Tail-Hole (Season 10 Episode 11)
    Season 10 Episode 11:

    Give Santa a Tail-Hole

    Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

  • Two and a Half Men - One Nut Johnson (Season 10 Episode 10)
    Season 10 Episode 10:

    One Nut Johnson

    Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

  • Two and a Half Men - I Scream When I Pee (Season 10 Episode 9)
    Season 10 Episode 9:

    I Scream When I Pee

    Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

  • Two and a Half Men - Something My Gynecologist Said (Season 10 Episode 8)
    Season 10 Episode 8:

    Something My Gynecologist Said

    Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

  • Two and a Half Men - Avoid the Chinese Mustard (Season 10 Episode 7)
    Season 10 Episode 7:

    Avoid the Chinese Mustard

    When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ferrets, Attack! (Season 10 Episode 6)
    Season 10 Episode 6:

    Ferrets, Attack!

    Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

  • Two and a Half Men - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam (Season 10 Episode 5)
    Season 10 Episode 5:

    That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

    Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).

  • Two and a Half Men - You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For (Season 10 Episode 4)
    Season 10 Episode 4:

    You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

    A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.

  • Two and a Half Men - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt (Season 10 Episode 3)
    Season 10 Episode 3:

    Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

    Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Big Bag of Dog (Season 10 Episode 2)
    Season 10 Episode 2:

    A Big Bag of Dog

    Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.

  • Two and a Half Men - I Changed My Mind About the Milk (Season 10 Episode 1)
    Season 10 Episode 1:

    I Changed My Mind About the Milk

    Walden creates the perfect propsal atmosphere for Zoe's birthday. Starring Ashton Kutcher

  • Two and a Half Men - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! (Season 9 Episode 24)
    Season 9 Episode 24:

    Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

    Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Straw in My Donut Hole (Season 9 Episode 23)
    Season 9 Episode 23:

    The Straw in My Donut Hole

    Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.

  • Two and a Half Men - Why We Gave Up Women (Season 9 Episode 22)
    Season 9 Episode 22:

    Why We Gave Up Women

    When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.

  • Two and a Half Men - Mr. Hose Says Yes (Season 9 Episode 21)
    Season 9 Episode 21:

    Mr. Hose Says Yes

    Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.

  • Two and a Half Men - Grandma's Pie (Season 9 Episode 20)
    Season 9 Episode 20:

    Grandma's Pie

    Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship.

  • Two and a Half Men - Palmdale, Ech (Season 9 Episode 19)
    Season 9 Episode 19:

    Palmdale, Ech

    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

  • Two and a Half Men - The War Against Gingivitis (Season 9 Episode 18)
    Season 9 Episode 18:

    The War Against Gingivitis

    Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

  • Two and a Half Men - Not in My Mouth! (Season 9 Episode 17)
    Season 9 Episode 17:

    Not in My Mouth!

    A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.

  • Two and a Half Men - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy (Season 9 Episode 16)
    Season 9 Episode 16:

    Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

    When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack (Season 9 Episode 15)
    Season 9 Episode 15:

    The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

    Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Possum on Chemo (Season 9 Episode 14)
    Season 9 Episode 14:

    A Possum on Chemo

    Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

  • Two and a Half Men - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion (Season 9 Episode 13)
    Season 9 Episode 13:

    Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    When Walden's mother (Mimi Rogers) and ex-wife (Judy Greer) try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.

  • Two and a Half Men - One False Move, Zimbabwe! (Season 9 Episode 12)
    Season 9 Episode 12:

    One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.

  • Two and a Half Men - What a Lovely Landing Strip (Season 9 Episode 11)
    Season 9 Episode 11:

    What a Lovely Landing Strip

    Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes (Season 9 Episode 10)
    Season 9 Episode 10:

    A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    Walden tries to find romance with an attractive British woman, but neither of them is sure he is ready to get back into the dating game

  • Two and a Half Men - Frodo's Headshots (Season 9 Episode 9)
    Season 9 Episode 9:

    Frodo's Headshots

    After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.

  • Two and a Half Men - Thank You for the Intercourse (Season 9 Episode 8)
    Season 9 Episode 8:

    Thank You for the Intercourse

    Alan becomes overly emotional when Walden begins redecorating the beach house

  • Two and a Half Men - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets (Season 9 Episode 7)
    Season 9 Episode 7:

    Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Squat and the Hover (Season 9 Episode 6)
    Season 9 Episode 6:

    The Squat and the Hover

    Walden, depressed after receiving divorce papers, is cheered up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).

  • Two and a Half Men - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro (Season 9 Episode 5)
    Season 9 Episode 5:

    A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    Alan is mortified when he discovers Lyndsey has entered the adult film industry, so Walden hosts a party to lift his spirits

  • Two and a Half Men - Nine Magic Fingers (Season 9 Episode 4)
    Season 9 Episode 4:

    Nine Magic Fingers

    Alan tries to reconnect with Lyndsey, and Walden decides he is ready to move on from his relationship with Bridget. Starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher

  • Two and a Half Men - Big Girls Don't Throw Food (Season 9 Episode 3)
    Season 9 Episode 3:

    Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    Alan helps Walden prepare for a date with Bridget, and Jake hopes to replicate the billionaire's success by dropping out of school

  • Two and a Half Men - People Who Love Peepholes (Season 9 Episode 2)
    Season 9 Episode 2:

    People Who Love Peepholes

    Internet billionaire Walden tries to deal with his ex-wife Bridget. Comedy, guest starring Judy Greer

  • Two and a Half Men - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (Season 9 Episode 1)
    Season 9 Episode 1:

    Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.

  • Two and a Half Men - That Darn Priest (Season 8 Episode 16)
    Season 8 Episode 16:

    That Darn Priest

    Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

  • Two and a Half Men - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak (Season 8 Episode 15)
    Season 8 Episode 15:

    Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

    Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

  • Two and a Half Men - Looking' for Japanese Subs (Season 8 Episode 14)
    Season 8 Episode 14:

    Looking' for Japanese Subs

    Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

  • Two and a Half Men - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup (Season 8 Episode 13)
    Season 8 Episode 13:

    Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

    Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

  • Two and a Half Men - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead (Season 8 Episode 12)
    Season 8 Episode 12:

    Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

    Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

  • Two and a Half Men - Dead From the Waist Down (Season 8 Episode 11)
    Season 8 Episode 11:

    Dead From the Waist Down

    Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop (Season 8 Episode 10)
    Season 8 Episode 10:

    Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

    Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Good Time in Central Africa (Season 8 Episode 9)
    Season 8 Episode 9:

    A Good Time in Central Africa

    Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

  • Two and a Half Men - Springtime on a Stick (Season 8 Episode 8)
    Season 8 Episode 8:

    Springtime on a Stick

    Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Crazy Bitch Gazette (Season 8 Episode 7)
    Season 8 Episode 7:

    The Crazy Bitch Gazette

    Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

  • Two and a Half Men - Twanging Your Magic Clanger (Season 8 Episode 6)
    Season 8 Episode 6:

    Twanging Your Magic Clanger

    Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel (Season 8 Episode 5)
    Season 8 Episode 5:

    The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

    Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

  • Two and a Half Men - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers (Season 8 Episode 4)
    Season 8 Episode 4:

    Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

    Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Pudding-Filled Cactus (Season 8 Episode 3)
    Season 8 Episode 3:

    A Pudding-Filled Cactus

    After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer (Season 8 Episode 2)
    Season 8 Episode 2:

    A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

    When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

  • Two and a Half Men - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud (Season 8 Episode 1)
    Season 8 Episode 1:

    Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

    Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

  • Two and a Half Men - This Is Not Gonna End Well (Season 7 Episode 22)
    Season 7 Episode 22:

    This Is Not Gonna End Well

    After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

  • Two and a Half Men - Gumby With a Pokey (Season 7 Episode 21)
    Season 7 Episode 21:

    Gumby With a Pokey

    While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

  • Two and a Half Men - I Called Him Magoo (Season 7 Episode 20)
    Season 7 Episode 20:

    I Called Him Magoo

    Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."

  • Two and a Half Men - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave (Season 7 Episode 19)
    Season 7 Episode 19:

    Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

    Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

  • Two and a Half Men - Ixnay on the Oggie Day (Season 7 Episode 18)
    Season 7 Episode 18:

    Ixnay on the Oggie Day

    Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

  • Two and a Half Men - I Found Your Mustache (Season 7 Episode 17)
    Season 7 Episode 17:

    I Found Your Mustache

    Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

  • Two and a Half Men - Tinkle Like a Princess (Season 7 Episode 16)
    Season 7 Episode 16:

    Tinkle Like a Princess

    After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.

  • Two and a Half Men - Aye, Aye, Captain (Season 7 Episode 15)
    Season 7 Episode 15:

    Aye, Aye, Captain

    Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.

  • Two and a Half Men - Crude and Uncalled For (Season 7 Episode 14)
    Season 7 Episode 14:

    Crude and Uncalled For

    A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

  • Two and a Half Men - Yay, No Polyps! (Season 7 Episode 13)
    Season 7 Episode 13:

    Yay, No Polyps!

    Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

  • Two and a Half Men - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste (Season 7 Episode 12)
    Season 7 Episode 12:

    Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

    Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

  • Two and a Half Men - Warning, It's Dirty (Season 7 Episode 11)
    Season 7 Episode 11:

    Warning, It's Dirty

    Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.

  • Two and a Half Men - That's Why They Call It Ball Room (Season 7 Episode 10)
    Season 7 Episode 10:

    That's Why They Call It Ball Room

    Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

  • Two and a Half Men - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair (Season 7 Episode 9)
    Season 7 Episode 9:

    Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

    Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

  • Two and a Half Men - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. (Season 7 Episode 8)
    Season 7 Episode 8:

    Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

    Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

  • Two and a Half Men - Untainted by Filth (Season 7 Episode 7)
    Season 7 Episode 7:

    Untainted by Filth

    Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

  • Two and a Half Men - Give Me Your Thumb (Season 7 Episode 6)
    Season 7 Episode 6:

    Give Me Your Thumb

    Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

  • Two and a Half Men - For the Sake of the Child (Season 7 Episode 5)
    Season 7 Episode 5:

    For the Sake of the Child

    After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

  • Two and a Half Men - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator (Season 7 Episode 4)
    Season 7 Episode 4:

    Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

    Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

  • Two and a Half Men - Mmm, Fish. Yum (Season 7 Episode 3)
    Season 7 Episode 3:

    Mmm, Fish. Yum

    Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

  • Two and a Half Men - Whipped Unto the Third Generation (Season 7 Episode 2)
    Season 7 Episode 2:

    Whipped Unto the Third Generation

    Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.

  • Two and a Half Men - 818-jklpuzo (Season 7 Episode 1)
    Season 7 Episode 1:

    818-jklpuzo

    Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

  • Two and a Half Men - Baseball Was Better With Steroids (Season 6 Episode 24)
    Season 6 Episode 24:

    Baseball Was Better With Steroids

    When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.

  • Two and a Half Men - Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth (Season 6 Episode 23)
    Season 6 Episode 23:

    Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

    When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

  • Two and a Half Men - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box (Season 6 Episode 22)
    Season 6 Episode 22:

    Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

    Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

  • Two and a Half Men - Above Exalted Cyclops (Season 6 Episode 21)
    Season 6 Episode 21:

    Above Exalted Cyclops

    Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

  • Two and a Half Men - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau (Season 6 Episode 20)
    Season 6 Episode 20:

    Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

    Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Two Finger Rule (Season 6 Episode 19)
    Season 6 Episode 19:

    The Two Finger Rule

    Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

  • Two and a Half Men - My Son's Enormous Head (Season 6 Episode 18)
    Season 6 Episode 18:

    My Son's Enormous Head

    Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Ocu or the Pado? (Season 6 Episode 17)
    Season 6 Episode 17:

    The Ocu or the Pado?

    When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

  • Two and a Half Men - She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime (Season 6 Episode 16)
    Season 6 Episode 16:

    She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

    Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.

  • Two and a Half Men - I'd Like to Start With the Cat (Season 6 Episode 15)
    Season 6 Episode 15:

    I'd Like to Start With the Cat

    In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

  • Two and a Half Men - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie (Season 6 Episode 14)
    Season 6 Episode 14:

    David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

    Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.

  • Two and a Half Men - I Think You Offended Don (Season 6 Episode 13)
    Season 6 Episode 13:

    I Think You Offended Don

    Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.

  • Two and a Half Men - Thank God for Scoliosis (Season 6 Episode 12)
    Season 6 Episode 12:

    Thank God for Scoliosis

    Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Devil's Lube (Season 6 Episode 11)
    Season 6 Episode 11:

    The Devil's Lube

    When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

  • Two and a Half Men - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited (Season 6 Episode 10)
    Season 6 Episode 10:

    He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

    When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Mooch at the Boo (Season 6 Episode 9)
    Season 6 Episode 9:

    The Mooch at the Boo

    Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.

  • Two and a Half Men - Pinocchio's Mouth (Season 6 Episode 8)
    Season 6 Episode 8:

    Pinocchio's Mouth

    Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

  • Two and a Half Men - Best H.O. Money Can Buy (Season 6 Episode 7)
    Season 6 Episode 7:

    Best H.O. Money Can Buy

    Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

  • Two and a Half Men - It's Always Nazi Week (Season 6 Episode 6)
    Season 6 Episode 6:

    It's Always Nazi Week

    When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Jock Strap in Hell (Season 6 Episode 5)
    Season 6 Episode 5:

    A Jock Strap in Hell

    The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Flavin' and the Mavin (Season 6 Episode 4)
    Season 6 Episode 4:

    The Flavin' and the Mavin

    Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

  • Two and a Half Men - Damn You, Eggs Benedict (Season 6 Episode 3)
    Season 6 Episode 3:

    Damn You, Eggs Benedict

    Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

  • Two and a Half Men - Pie Hole, Herb (Season 6 Episode 2)
    Season 6 Episode 2:

    Pie Hole, Herb

    Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

  • Two and a Half Men - Taterhead Is Our Love Child (Season 6 Episode 1)
    Season 6 Episode 1:

    Taterhead Is Our Love Child

    Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

  • Two and a Half Men - Waiting for the Right Snapper (Season 5 Episode 19)
    Season 5 Episode 19:

    Waiting for the Right Snapper

    Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.

  • Two and a Half Men - If My Hole Could Talk (Season 5 Episode 18)
    Season 5 Episode 18:

    If My Hole Could Talk

    Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.

  • Two and a Half Men - Fish in a Drawer (Season 5 Episode 17)
    Season 5 Episode 17:

    Fish in a Drawer

    A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

  • Two and a Half Men - Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty (Season 5 Episode 16)
    Season 5 Episode 16:

    Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

    Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

  • Two and a Half Men - Rough Night in Hump Junction (Season 5 Episode 15)
    Season 5 Episode 15:

    Rough Night in Hump Junction

    Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

  • Two and a Half Men - Winky-Dink Time (Season 5 Episode 14)
    Season 5 Episode 14:

    Winky-Dink Time

    Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Soil Is Moist (Season 5 Episode 13)
    Season 5 Episode 13:

    The Soil Is Moist

    Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh (Season 5 Episode 12)
    Season 5 Episode 12:

    A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

    Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

  • Two and a Half Men - Meander to Your Dander (Season 5 Episode 11)
    Season 5 Episode 11:

    Meander to Your Dander

    Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

  • Two and a Half Men - Kinda Like Necrophilia (Season 5 Episode 10)
    Season 5 Episode 10:

    Kinda Like Necrophilia

    Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

  • Two and a Half Men - Tight's Good (Season 5 Episode 9)
    Season 5 Episode 9:

    Tight's Good

    After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, his soon-to-be stepsister

  • Two and a Half Men - Is There a Mrs. Waffles? (Season 5 Episode 8)
    Season 5 Episode 8:

    Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

    Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

  • Two and a Half Men - Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room (Season 5 Episode 7)
    Season 5 Episode 7:

    Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

    Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

  • Two and a Half Men - Help Daddy Find His Toenail (Season 5 Episode 6)
    Season 5 Episode 6:

    Help Daddy Find His Toenail

    Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

  • Two and a Half Men - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat (Season 5 Episode 5)
    Season 5 Episode 5:

    Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

    Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

  • Two and a Half Men - City of Great Racks (Season 5 Episode 4)
    Season 5 Episode 4:

    City of Great Racks

    Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

  • Two and a Half Men - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo (Season 5 Episode 3)
    Season 5 Episode 3:

    Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

    Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

  • Two and a Half Men - Media Room Slash Dungeon (Season 5 Episode 2)
    Season 5 Episode 2:

    Media Room Slash Dungeon

    Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

  • Two and a Half Men - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom (Season 5 Episode 1)
    Season 5 Episode 1:

    Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

    Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

  • Two and a Half Men - Prostitutes and Gelato (Season 4 Episode 24)
    Season 4 Episode 24:

    Prostitutes and Gelato

    Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.

  • Two and a Half Men - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' (Season 4 Episode 23)
    Season 4 Episode 23:

    Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

    Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

  • Two and a Half Men - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag (Season 4 Episode 22)
    Season 4 Episode 22:

    Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

    Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

  • Two and a Half Men - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous (Season 4 Episode 21)
    Season 4 Episode 21:

    Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

    Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.

  • Two and a Half Men - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (Season 4 Episode 20)
    Season 4 Episode 20:

    Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

    Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

  • Two and a Half Men - Smooth as a Ken Doll (Season 4 Episode 19)
    Season 4 Episode 19:

    Smooth as a Ken Doll

    Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

  • Two and a Half Men - It Never Rains in Hooterville (Season 4 Episode 18)
    Season 4 Episode 18:

    It Never Rains in Hooterville

    After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.

  • Two and a Half Men - I Merely Slept With a Commie (Season 4 Episode 17)
    Season 4 Episode 17:

    I Merely Slept With a Commie

    Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

  • Two and a Half Men - Young People Have Phlegm Too (Season 4 Episode 16)
    Season 4 Episode 16:

    Young People Have Phlegm Too

    A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.

  • Two and a Half Men - My Damn Stalker (Season 4 Episode 15)
    Season 4 Episode 15:

    My Damn Stalker

    Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney).

  • Two and a Half Men - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami (Season 4 Episode 14)
    Season 4 Episode 14:

    That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

    Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).

  • Two and a Half Men - Don't Worry, Speed Racer (Season 4 Episode 13)
    Season 4 Episode 13:

    Don't Worry, Speed Racer

    When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.

  • Two and a Half Men - Castrating Sheep in Montana (Season 4 Episode 12)
    Season 4 Episode 12:

    Castrating Sheep in Montana

    Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).

  • Two and a Half Men - Walnuts and Demerol (Season 4 Episode 11)
    Season 4 Episode 11:

    Walnuts and Demerol

    Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.

  • Two and a Half Men - Kissing Abraham Lincoln (Season 4 Episode 10)
    Season 4 Episode 10:

    Kissing Abraham Lincoln

    Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.

  • Two and a Half Men - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour (Season 4 Episode 9)
    Season 4 Episode 9:

    Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

    Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

  • Two and a Half Men - Release the Dogs (Season 4 Episode 8)
    Season 4 Episode 8:

    Release the Dogs

    Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

  • Two and a Half Men - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head (Season 4 Episode 7)
    Season 4 Episode 7:

    Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

    Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

  • Two and a Half Men - Apologies for the Frivolity (Season 4 Episode 6)
    Season 4 Episode 6:

    Apologies for the Frivolity

    Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility (Season 4 Episode 5)
    Season 4 Episode 5:

    A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    Herb (Ryan Stiles) and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Pot-Smoking Monkey (Season 4 Episode 4)
    Season 4 Episode 4:

    A Pot-Smoking Monkey

    After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress (Season 4 Episode 3)
    Season 4 Episode 3:

    The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

    Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

  • Two and a Half Men - Who's Vod Kanockers? (Season 4 Episode 2)
    Season 4 Episode 2:

    Who's Vod Kanockers?

    Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

  • Two and a Half Men - Working for Caligula (Season 4 Episode 1)
    Season 4 Episode 1:

    Working for Caligula

    Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

  • Two and a Half Men - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (Season 3 Episode 24)
    Season 3 Episode 24:

    That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

    Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

  • Two and a Half Men - Arguments for the Quickie (Season 3 Episode 23)
    Season 3 Episode 23:

    Arguments for the Quickie

    Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.

  • Two and a Half Men - Just Once With Aunt Sophie (Season 3 Episode 22)
    Season 3 Episode 22:

    Just Once With Aunt Sophie

    Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

  • Two and a Half Men - And the Plot Moistens (Season 3 Episode 21)
    Season 3 Episode 21:

    And the Plot Moistens

    Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.

  • Two and a Half Men - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro (Season 3 Episode 20)
    Season 3 Episode 20:

    Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.

  • Two and a Half Men - Golly Moses, She's a Muffin (Season 3 Episode 19)
    Season 3 Episode 19:

    Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

    Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Spit-Covered Cobbler (Season 3 Episode 18)
    Season 3 Episode 18:

    The Spit-Covered Cobbler

    Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Unfortunate Little Schnauser (Season 3 Episode 17)
    Season 3 Episode 17:

    The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

    Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).

  • Two and a Half Men - Ergo, the Booty Call (Season 3 Episode 16)
    Season 3 Episode 16:

    Ergo, the Booty Call

    Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

  • Two and a Half Men - My Tongue Is Meat (Season 3 Episode 15)
    Season 3 Episode 15:

    My Tongue Is Meat

    When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

  • Two and a Half Men - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded (Season 3 Episode 14)
    Season 3 Episode 14:

    Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

    Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

  • Two and a Half Men - Humiliation Is a Visual Medium (Season 3 Episode 13)
    Season 3 Episode 13:

    Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

    Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.

  • Two and a Half Men - That Special Tug (Season 3 Episode 12)
    Season 3 Episode 12:

    That Special Tug

    Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.

  • Two and a Half Men - Santa's Village of the Damned (Season 3 Episode 11)
    Season 3 Episode 11:

    Santa's Village of the Damned

    Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.

  • Two and a Half Men - Something Salted and Twisted (Season 3 Episode 10)
    Season 3 Episode 10:

    Something Salted and Twisted

    Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but it does not impress his mother.

  • Two and a Half Men - Madame and Her Special Friend (Season 3 Episode 9)
    Season 3 Episode 9:

    Madame and Her Special Friend

    A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.

  • Two and a Half Men - That Voodoo That I Do Do (Season 3 Episode 8)
    Season 3 Episode 8:

    That Voodoo That I Do Do

    Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

  • Two and a Half Men - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop (Season 3 Episode 7)
    Season 3 Episode 7:

    Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

    Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

  • Two and a Half Men - Hi, Mr. Horned One (Season 3 Episode 6)
    Season 3 Episode 6:

    Hi, Mr. Horned One

    Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

  • Two and a Half Men - We Called It Mr. Pinky (Season 3 Episode 5)
    Season 3 Episode 5:

    We Called It Mr. Pinky

    Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.

  • Two and a Half Men - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs (Season 3 Episode 4)
    Season 3 Episode 4:

    Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

    Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

  • Two and a Half Men - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark (Season 3 Episode 3)
    Season 3 Episode 3:

    Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

    Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

  • Two and a Half Men - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover (Season 3 Episode 2)
    Season 3 Episode 2:

    Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

    Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

  • Two and a Half Men - Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts (Season 3 Episode 1)
    Season 3 Episode 1:

    Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

    After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

  • Two and a Half Men - Does This Smell Funny to You? (Season 2 Episode 24)
    Season 2 Episode 24:

    Does This Smell Funny to You?

    Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

  • Two and a Half Men - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab (Season 2 Episode 23)
    Season 2 Episode 23:

    Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

    Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

  • Two and a Half Men - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother (Season 2 Episode 22)
    Season 2 Episode 22:

    That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

    After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On (Season 2 Episode 21)
    Season 2 Episode 21:

    A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

    When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

  • Two and a Half Men - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey (Season 2 Episode 20)
    Season 2 Episode 20:

    I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

    When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise (Season 2 Episode 19)
    Season 2 Episode 19:

    A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise

    Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

  • Two and a Half Men - It Was Mame, Mom (Season 2 Episode 18)
    Season 2 Episode 18:

    It Was Mame, Mom

    When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.

  • Two and a Half Men - Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! (Season 2 Episode 17)
    Season 2 Episode 17:

    Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

    Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.

  • Two and a Half Men - Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? (Season 2 Episode 16)
    Season 2 Episode 16:

    Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

    Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

  • Two and a Half Men - Smell the Umbrella Stand (Season 2 Episode 15)
    Season 2 Episode 15:

    Smell the Umbrella Stand

    Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

  • Two and a Half Men - Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts (Season 2 Episode 14)
    Season 2 Episode 14:

    Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

    Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

  • Two and a Half Men - Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair) (Season 2 Episode 13)
    Season 2 Episode 13:

    Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

    When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Lungful of Alan (Season 2 Episode 12)
    Season 2 Episode 12:

    A Lungful of Alan

    Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.

  • Two and a Half Men - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos (Season 2 Episode 11)
    Season 2 Episode 11:

    Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

    Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Salmon Under My Sweater (Season 2 Episode 10)
    Season 2 Episode 10:

    The Salmon Under My Sweater

    Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.

  • Two and a Half Men - Yes, Monsignor (Season 2 Episode 9)
    Season 2 Episode 9:

    Yes, Monsignor

    Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.

  • Two and a Half Men - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers (Season 2 Episode 8)
    Season 2 Episode 8:

    Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

    Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana (Season 2 Episode 7)
    Season 2 Episode 7:

    A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

    Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance (Season 2 Episode 6)
    Season 2 Episode 6:

    The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

    Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

  • Two and a Half Men - Bad News From the Clinic (Season 2 Episode 5)
    Season 2 Episode 5:

    Bad News From the Clinic

    Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

  • Two and a Half Men - Go Get Mommy's Bra (Season 2 Episode 4)
    Season 2 Episode 4:

    Go Get Mommy's Bra

    Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Bag Full of Jawea (Season 2 Episode 3)
    Season 2 Episode 3:

    A Bag Full of Jawea

    Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.

  • Two and a Half Men - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls (Season 2 Episode 2)
    Season 2 Episode 2:

    Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

    Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

  • Two and a Half Men - Back Off Mary Poppins (Season 2 Episode 1)
    Season 2 Episode 1:

    Back Off Mary Poppins

    Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

  • Two and a Half Men - Can You Feel My Finger? (Season 1 Episode 24)
    Season 1 Episode 24:

    Can You Feel My Finger?

    A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

  • Two and a Half Men - Just Like Buffalo (Season 1 Episode 23)
    Season 1 Episode 23:

    Just Like Buffalo

    Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

  • Two and a Half Men - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet (Season 1 Episode 22)
    Season 1 Episode 22:

    My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

    Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

  • Two and a Half Men - No Sniffing, No Wowing (Season 1 Episode 21)
    Season 1 Episode 21:

    No Sniffing, No Wowing

    Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).

  • Two and a Half Men - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark (Season 1 Episode 20)
    Season 1 Episode 20:

    Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

    After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

  • Two and a Half Men - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You (Season 1 Episode 19)
    Season 1 Episode 19:

    I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

    Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

  • Two and a Half Men - An Old Flame With a New Wick (Season 1 Episode 18)
    Season 1 Episode 18:

    An Old Flame With a New Wick

    Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

  • Two and a Half Men - Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats (Season 1 Episode 17)
    Season 1 Episode 17:

    Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

    Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

  • Two and a Half Men - That Was Saliva, Alan (Season 1 Episode 16)
    Season 1 Episode 16:

    That Was Saliva, Alan

    Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

  • Two and a Half Men - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (Season 1 Episode 15)
    Season 1 Episode 15:

    Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

    Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

  • Two and a Half Men - I Can't Afford Hyenas (Season 1 Episode 14)
    Season 1 Episode 14:

    I Can't Afford Hyenas

    Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.

  • Two and a Half Men - Sarah Like Puny Alan (Season 1 Episode 13)
    Season 1 Episode 13:

    Sarah Like Puny Alan

    Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

  • Two and a Half Men - Camel Filters and Pheremones (Season 1 Episode 12)
    Season 1 Episode 12:

    Camel Filters and Pheremones

    The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.

  • Two and a Half Men - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor (Season 1 Episode 11)
    Season 1 Episode 11:

    Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

    Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

  • Two and a Half Men - Merry Thanksgiving (Season 1 Episode 10)
    Season 1 Episode 10:

    Merry Thanksgiving

    In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.

  • Two and a Half Men - Phase One, Complete (Season 1 Episode 9)
    Season 1 Episode 9:

    Phase One, Complete

    Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

  • Two and a Half Men - Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful (Season 1 Episode 8)
    Season 1 Episode 8:

    Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

    Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.

  • Two and a Half Men - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake (Season 1 Episode 7)
    Season 1 Episode 7:

    If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

    For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

  • Two and a Half Men - Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? (Season 1 Episode 6)
    Season 1 Episode 6:

    Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

    After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump (Season 1 Episode 5)
    Season 1 Episode 5:

    The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

    Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

  • Two and a Half Men - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap (Season 1 Episode 4)
    Season 1 Episode 4:

    If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

    Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.

  • Two and a Half Men - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell (Season 1 Episode 3)
    Season 1 Episode 3:

    Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

    One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

  • Two and a Half Men - Big Flappy Bastards (Season 1 Episode 2)
    Season 1 Episode 2:

    Big Flappy Bastards

    Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.

  • Two and a Half Men - Pilot (Season 1 Episode 1)
    Season 1 Episode 1:

    Pilot

    Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

  • Two and a Half Men - Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two (Episode 358)
    Episode 358:

    Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two

    Los detalles con respecto a Charlie Harper son revelados.

  • Two and a Half Men - Of Course He's Dead -- Part One (Episode 357)
    Episode 357:

    Of Course He's Dead -- Part One

    Se revelan detalles concernientes a Charlie Harper.

  • Two and a Half Men - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun (Episode 356)
    Episode 356:

    Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

    Cuando su divorcio es oficial, Walden le ofrece a Alan un regalo; la elección poco práctica de Alan pone la relación tensa con Lyndsey.

  • Two and a Half Men - Boompa Loved His Hookers (Episode 355)
    Episode 355:

    Boompa Loved His Hookers

    A Walden le preocupa que el acabar los asuntos con la señora McMartin va a ser un problema; cuando Lynsey le pide a Alan que se vaya con ella, él lo duda.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off (Episode 354)
    Episode 354:

    A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

    Walden se preocupa porque la adopción de Louis puede verse comprometida cuando Alan corta con la trabajadora social para regresar junto a Lyndsey.

  • Two and a Half Men - For Whom the Booty Calls (Episode 353)
    Episode 353:

    For Whom the Booty Calls

    Walden se une a un grupo de apoyo para padres de hijos adoptados, y descubre que esto puede ser una agradable vía de escape para Alan.

  • Two and a Half Men - Here I Come, Pants! (Episode 352)
    Episode 352:

    Here I Come, Pants!

    Después que la trabajadora social descubre que Alan y Walden no son realmente una pareja homosexual, Alan trata de ayudar a Walden para que no pierda a Luis.

  • Two and a Half Men - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey (Episode 351)
    Episode 351:

    Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

    Walden descubre lo difícil que es estar con mujeres cuando Louis está en la casa; Herb le pide a Alan hacer una cita con Lindsey.

  • Two and a Half Men - Of Course He's Dead -- Part One and Part Two (Episode 350)
    Episode 350:

    Of Course He's Dead -- Part One and Part Two

    Detalles relacionados a Charlie Harper se revelan.

  • Two and a Half Men - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey (Episode 349)
    Episode 349:

    Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

    Alan y Walden intentan convencer a Louis de que Santa Claus es real y existe.

  • Two and a Half Men - Sex With an Animated Ed Asner (Episode 348)
    Episode 348:

    Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

    Walden y Alan tienen amistad con tres madres, pero las cosas se complican cuando Walden se siente atraído por una de ellas; Alan se reúne con un grupo de mamás en una noche de salida solo para mujeres.

  • Two and a Half Men - Alan Shot a Little Girl (Episode 347)
    Episode 347:

    Alan Shot a Little Girl

    Alan decide romper las reglas de Walden, para aparecer relajado frente al niño de adopción temporal llamado Louis.

  • Two and a Half Men - Oontz Oontz Oontz (Episode 346)
    Episode 346:

    Oontz Oontz Oontz

    Walden recibe un niño de adopción temporal pero duda de haber tomado la decisión correcta al ver que no se apegan.

  • Two and a Half Men - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight (Episode 345)
    Episode 345:

    Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

    La madre natural considera dar el bebé en adopción a Alan y Walden.

  • Two and a Half Men - Glamping in a Yurt (Episode 344)
    Episode 344:

    Glamping in a Yurt

    Alan y Walden deben mostrarse como una pareja que se ama durante una reunión con la trabajadora social para adopciones; Lynsey vuelve de su rehabilitación.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Chic Bar in Ibiza (Episode 343)
    Episode 343:

    A Chic Bar in Ibiza

    Cuando Walden pide a Alan firmar un acuerdo prenupcial, este se ofende y reconsidera su decisión de casarse.

  • Two and a Half Men - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot (Episode 342)
    Episode 342:

    Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

    Gretchen insiste en que Alan revele su verdadera identidad a Larry; Walden, Barry y Jenny emprenden un viaje en carretera.

  • Two and a Half Men - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia (Episode 341)
    Episode 341:

    Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

    Alan encuentra una oportunidad de hacer dinero; Walden resuelve sus problemas de codependencia.

  • Two and a Half Men - Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead (Episode 340)
    Episode 340:

    Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

    Cuando Alan y Gretchen se comprometan y Larry cancela la boda, Lyndsey pierde la calma; mientras tanto Walden crea un robot sabelotodo.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Ol' Mexican Spinach (Episode 339)
    Episode 339:

    The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    Walden decide repensar su vida con la ayuda de Alan, después de un problema de salud en la noche de Halloween.

  • Two and a Half Men - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang (Episode 338)
    Episode 338:

    Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

    Después de reconectarse con Kate, Walden se convence que ella es la única para él, hasta que él conoce a una mujer llamada Vivian.

  • Two and a Half Men - West Side Story (Episode 337)
    Episode 337:

    West Side Story

    La ex novia de Walden lo invita a la inauguración de su tienda de ropa; Gretchen espera pasar más tiempo en la casa de Alan.

  • Two and a Half Men - Mr. and Mrs. Cankersore (Episode 335)
    Episode 335:

    Mr. and Mrs. Cankersore

    Alan invierte dinero de Walden en línea de moda de Kate; Walden tiene problemas con su doble vida.

  • Two and a Half Men - Welcome Home, Jake (Episode 334)
    Episode 334:

    Welcome Home, Jake

    Lyndsey descubre la relación entre Alan y Gretchen; Walden pasa momentos difíciles para decirle a Barry que encuentre su propio lugar.

  • Two and a Half Men - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper (Episode 333)
    Episode 333:

    How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

    Walden piensa que su novia lo está engañando; Alan empieza a salir con Gretchen, la hermana de Larry.

  • Two and a Half Men - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin (Episode 332)
    Episode 332:

    Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

    Alan le pide a Lyndsey que elija entre él y Larry; Jenny se preocupa porque ella y Brooke se estén separando.

  • Two and a Half Men - Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe (Episode 331)
    Episode 331:

    Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

    Alan descubre que Lyndsey terminó con Larry sin decírselo; Walden intentan probar que él es muy hombre.

  • Two and a Half Men - Bite Me, Supreme Court (Episode 330)
    Episode 330:

    Bite Me, Supreme Court

    Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) se le declara a Evelyn; Alan y Walden planean despedida de soltera.

  • Two and a Half Men - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. (Episode 329)
    Episode 329:

    Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

    El novio de Lyndsey le organiza una cita a Alan; Walden quiere ayudar a Nicole con su proyecto para que ella tenga tiempo de salir con él.

  • Two and a Half Men - Tazed in the Lady Nuts (Episode 328)
    Episode 328:

    Tazed in the Lady Nuts

    Walden hace equipo con una hermosa ex-empleada en un nuevo proyecto; Alan le da a Jenny un consejo acerca de su novia.

  • Two and a Half Men - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! (Episode 327)
    Episode 327:

    On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

    Jake le envía a Alan una delicadeza japonesa; la casa se llena de vida con las letras cuestionables de Navidad.

  • Two and a Half Men - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. (Episode 326)
    Episode 326:

    Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

    Cuando el romance de Alan y Lyndsey pone en peligro a Walden, él se ve obligado a aceptar la ayuda de Rose.

  • Two and a Half Men - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer (Episode 325)
    Episode 325:

    Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

    Walden tiene una cita con una modelo propensa a los accidentes; cita de Alan revela información personal sorprendente.

  • Two and a Half Men - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie (Episode 324)
    Episode 324:

    Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

    Los celos de Lyndsey perjudican las citas de Walden y Alan con mujeres hermosas.

  • Two and a Half Men - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants (Episode 323)
    Episode 323:

    Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

    Alan desea concertar una cita con Lynda Carter una vez que se entera que Walden la conoce; Walden acepta de mala gana invitar a cenar a Lynda.

  • Two and a Half Men - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 (Episode 322)
    Episode 322:

    Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

    Alan intenta averiguar qué tiene el novio de Lyndsey contra él; Walden ayuda a Jenny a buscar una carrera en la actuación.

  • Two and a Half Men - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank (Episode 321)
    Episode 321:

    Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

    Walden festeja con Jenny y sus atractivas amigas; el romance ilícito de Alan con Lyndsey está en peligro.

  • Two and a Half Men - This Unblessed Biscuit (Episode 320)
    Episode 320:

    This Unblessed Biscuit

    Cuando Berta se lastima su espalda en el trabajo, Alan y Walden piensan que ella debe retirarse.

  • Two and a Half Men - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball (Episode 319)
    Episode 319:

    I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

    Jenny se muda con Evelyn y su novio rico llamado Marty (Carl Reiner).

  • Two and a Half Men - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility (Episode 318)
    Episode 318:

    A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    La relación de Herb (Ryan Stiles) con Jake amenaza sus planes de boda con Judith, por lo que Alan y Charlie toman acciones.

  • Two and a Half Men - Just Once With Aunt Sophie (Episode 317)
    Episode 317:

    Just Once With Aunt Sophie

    Charlie y Alan ayudan a Jake a preparar su primer fiesta chico-chica.

  • Two and a Half Men - Something Salted and Twisted (Episode 316)
    Episode 316:

    Something Salted and Twisted

    Alan organiza una comida familiar para celebrar un artículo periodístico que lo llama un 'buen médico, buen vecino y buen tipo', pero se sorprende cuando su madre, Evelyn, no se impresiona.

  • Two and a Half Men - Nangnangnangnang (Episode 315)
    Episode 315:

    Nangnangnangnang

    La hija de 25 años de edad de Charlie llega a la casa de la playa con la esperanza de conocer a su familia.

  • Two and a Half Men - My Bodacious Vidalia (Episode 314)
    Episode 314:

    My Bodacious Vidalia

    Alan decide actualizar su imagen con el apoyo de Walden; Alan se enfrenta a un dilema moral cuando él atrae a una mujer casada.

  • Two and a Half Men - Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped (Episode 312)
    Episode 312:

    Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

    Walden sale con una atractiva joven de 22 años (Hilary Duff), pero termina más interesado en su abuela (Marilu Henner); Jake y Alan realizan un viaje.

  • Two and a Half Men - Bazinga! That's From a TV Show (Episode 311)
    Episode 311:

    Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

    Walden y Alan están atrapados en un fuego cruzado cuando Jake engaña a su novia con su hija.

  • Two and a Half Men - Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon (Episode 310)
    Episode 310:

    Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

    Alan Walden y terminan festejando demasiado en su intento de animar a Herb.

  • Two and a Half Men - The 9:04 From Pemberton (Episode 309)
    Episode 309:

    The 9:04 From Pemberton

    Alan se muda con Herb después de discutir con Walden.

  • Two and a Half Men - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries (Episode 308)
    Episode 308:

    Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

    Cuando Walden y su ex novia hablan sobre reanudar su relación, Alan se preocupa que ella no es lo suficientemente buena para él.

  • Two and a Half Men - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby (Episode 307)
    Episode 307:

    Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

    Deprimido en el día de San Valentín, Walden intenta convencer a Kate en darle otra oportunidad; planes de vacaciones de Alan van al sur.

  • Two and a Half Men - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It (Episode 306)
    Episode 306:

    Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

    Alan se preocupa cuando Jake y su novia de 36 años de edad lo visita.

  • Two and a Half Men - Run Steven Staven! Run! (Episode 305)
    Episode 305:

    Run Steven Staven! Run!

    Walden, Alan, Herb y Billy se quejan de sus relaciones.

  • Two and a Half Men - Grab a Feather and Get in Line (Episode 304)
    Episode 304:

    Grab a Feather and Get in Line

    Alan y Walden van al espectáculo de modas de Kate en Nueva York por lo que Walden tiene que revelar su verdadera identidad.

  • Two and a Half Men - Welcome to Alancrest (Episode 303)
    Episode 303:

    Welcome to Alancrest

    Alan invierte dinero de Walden en línea de moda de Kate; Walden tiene problemas con su doble vida.

  • Two and a Half Men - Give Santa a Tail-Hole (Episode 302)
    Episode 302:

    Give Santa a Tail-Hole

    Walden tiene problemas con sus dos identidades; Alan termina solo en Navidad.

  • Two and a Half Men - One Nut Johnson (Episode 301)
    Episode 301:

    One Nut Johnson

    Alan ayuda a Walden a crear una nueva identidad para que él pueda evitar a las mujeres que sólo están interesadas en su dinero.

  • Two and a Half Men - I Scream When I Pee (Episode 300)
    Episode 300:

    I Scream When I Pee

    Kandi, la famosa ex esposa de Alan, quiere reconciliarse; Berta no está interesada en celebrar su cumpleaños y Walden quiere hacer su día muy especial.

  • Two and a Half Men - Something My Gynecologist Said (Episode 299)
    Episode 299:

    Something My Gynecologist Said

    Alan se siente renuente para hacer un compromiso con Lyndsey, pero una fuente inesperada lo inspira; Walden disfruta siendo el niño-juguete de una mujer rica y mayor.

  • Two and a Half Men - Avoid the Chinese Mustard (Episode 298)
    Episode 298:

    Avoid the Chinese Mustard

    Walden se cansa de las complicaciones que provoca una relación tradicional, él contrata a una actriz para que sea su novia; Jake planea una reunión con Missi (Miley Cyrus) en la casa de playa.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ferrets, Attack! (Episode 297)
    Episode 297:

    Ferrets, Attack!

    Walden se ve obligado a elegir entre Zoey y Rose.

  • Two and a Half Men - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam (Episode 295)
    Episode 295:

    That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

    Walden ignora las advertencias de Alan y empieza a salir con Rose (Melanie Lynskey).

  • Two and a Half Men - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt (Episode 293)
    Episode 293:

    Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

    Lyndsey y Alan intentan añadirle un poco de emoción a su vida amorosa.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Big Bag of Dog (Episode 292)
    Episode 292:

    A Big Bag of Dog

    Walden sufre una depresión después de que termina su relación con Zoey.

  • Two and a Half Men - You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For (Episode 291)
    Episode 291:

    You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

    Una hija (Miley Cyrus) de un amigo que está de visita hace a Walden sentir su edad.

  • Two and a Half Men - I Changed My Mind About the Milk (Episode 290)
    Episode 290:

    I Changed My Mind About the Milk

    Walden planea una sorpresa para el cumpleaños de Zoey.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Straw in My Donut Hole (Episode 289)
    Episode 289:

    The Straw in My Donut Hole

    Zoey no está convencido de que Alan merezca todo el amor que él recibe después de su salida del hospital.

  • Two and a Half Men - Mr. Hose Says Yes (Episode 288)
    Episode 288:

    Mr. Hose Says Yes

    Zoey y su hija se mudan con Walden; Alan obtiene mas de lo que esperaba con Lyndsey.

  • Two and a Half Men - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! (Episode 287)
    Episode 287:

    Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

    Jake se gradúa y debe decidir qué hacer con su vida.

  • Two and a Half Men - Why We Gave Up Women (Episode 286)
    Episode 286:

    Why We Gave Up Women

    El fantasma de Charlie (Kathy Bates) visita a Alan cuando él sufre un ataque cardiaco.

  • Two and a Half Men - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot (Episode 285)
    Episode 285:

    Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

    A namorada de Alan, Gretchen, insiste para que ele confesse sua verdadeira identidade a Larry. Enquanto isso, Walden faz uma viagem com Jenny e Barry, para ver o primeiro carro dele.

  • Two and a Half Men - Grandma's Pie (Episode 285)
    Episode 285:

    Grandma's Pie

    Walden le dice a Zoey que emprenderá un negocio con su ex esposa; Lyndsey y Alan luchan con la nueva relación de sus madres.

  • Two and a Half Men - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia (Episode 284)
    Episode 284:

    Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

    Alan decide começar um novo negócio dentro de casa; na terapia, Walden é aconselhado a fazer sexo casual para curar seu ímpeto de se apaixonar facilmente; uma cliente de Alan confunde Walden com um garoto de programa e paga bem pelo serviço.

  • Two and a Half Men - Palmdale, Ech (Episode 284)
    Episode 284:

    Palmdale, Ech

    Madre de Alan y de Lyndsey se conocen; Jake y Eldridge salen y Walden los conduce a una fiesta.

  • Two and a Half Men - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang (Episode 283)
    Episode 283:

    Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

    Depois de se reaproximar de Kate, Walden acaba se convencendo de que ela é perfeita para ele - até ele conhecer uma mulher chamada Vivian.

  • Two and a Half Men - The War Against Gingivitis (Episode 283)
    Episode 283:

    The War Against Gingivitis

    Un ex-compañero de negocios de Walden aparece en la casa de playa buscando hacer las paces.

  • Two and a Half Men - West Side Story (Episode 282)
    Episode 282:

    West Side Story

    Neste episódio, a namorada de Walden o convida para ir à inauguração da loja de roupas dela. Enquanto isso, Gretchen sente vontade de passar mais tempo na casa de Alan.

  • Two and a Half Men - Not in My Mouth! (Episode 282)
    Episode 282:

    Not in My Mouth!

    Una experiencia casi mortal tiene un efecto adverso en la relación de Zoey y Walden; Alan piensa que Lyndsey podría tener un problema de alcoholismo.

  • Two and a Half Men - Welcome Home, Jake (Episode 281)
    Episode 281:

    Welcome Home, Jake

    Lyndsey descobre a relação entre Alan e Gretchen; Walden tem dificuldade em dizer para Barry que ele precisa procurar outro lugar para morar.

  • Two and a Half Men - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy (Episode 281)
    Episode 281:

    Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

    Cuando una gran tormenta mantiene a Walden, Alan, Zoey y Lindsay en casa el Día de San Valentín, surge un conflicto y sus relaciones se complican.

  • Two and a Half Men - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper (Episode 280)
    Episode 280:

    How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

    Walden suspeita que está sendo traído pela nova namorada. Enquanto isso, Alan se envolve ainda mais no relacionamento de Lyndsey e Larry, já que começa a sair com Gretchen, a irmã de Larry.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack (Episode 280)
    Episode 280:

    The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

    Walden intenta ganarse a Zooey compartiendo algunos de los panecillos especiales de Berta.

  • Two and a Half Men - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin (Episode 279)
    Episode 279:

    Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

    Alan dá a Lyndsey a opção de escolher entre ele e Larry; Jenny tem medo de que ela e Brooke possam estar se afastando uma da outra.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Possum on Chemo (Episode 279)
    Episode 279:

    A Possum on Chemo

    Zoey intenta convencer a Walden para que se afeite y se corte su cabello; Alan y Lyndsey reviven su relación.

  • Two and a Half Men - Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe (Episode 278)
    Episode 278:

    Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

    Alan descobre que Lyndsey acabou o namoro com Larry e não contou nada para ele; Walden tenta provar a sua masculinidade.

  • Two and a Half Men - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion (Episode 278)
    Episode 278:

    Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    Cuando la madre (Mimi Rogers) y ex-esposa (Judy Greer) de Walden intentan apoderarse de su compañía, él le pide ayuda a Alan.

  • Two and a Half Men - Bite Me, Supreme Court (Episode 277)
    Episode 277:

    Bite Me, Supreme Court

    Marty Pepper pede Evelyn em casamento, e Alan e Walden decidem organizar uma festa de despedida de solteiro para ele.

  • Two and a Half Men - One False Move, Zimbabwe! (Episode 277)
    Episode 277:

    One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    Alan se enamora de la mamá de Walden que está de visita; secreto surge acerca del pasado de Walden.

  • Two and a Half Men - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. (Episode 276)
    Episode 276:

    Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

    O namorado de Lyndsey, Larry, arma um encontro para Alan. Enquanto isso, Walden oferece ajuda para Nicole em seu novo projeto de software para que ela tenha tempo de namorar com ele.

  • Two and a Half Men - What a Lovely Landing Strip (Episode 276)
    Episode 276:

    What a Lovely Landing Strip

    Bridget (Judy Greer) reaparece en la vida de Walden cuando él intenta impresionar a una mujer.

  • Two and a Half Men - Tazed in the Lady Nuts (Episode 275)
    Episode 275:

    Tazed in the Lady Nuts

    Walden é contratado por uma bela ex-funcionária que ele demitiu para escrever o código para um novo projeto; Alan leva uma infeliz picada de inseto enquanto faz uma caminhada com Jenny e sua amiga.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes (Episode 275)
    Episode 275:

    A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    Walden conoce a una atractiva mujer británica pero se siente indeciso para tener una cita romántica.

  • Two and a Half Men - Frodo's Headshots (Episode 274)
    Episode 274:

    Frodo's Headshots

    Después de ser dado de alta del hospital, Alan se enfrenta con unos desafíos que ponen a prueba su estabilidad mental.

  • Two and a Half Men - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer (Episode 273)
    Episode 273:

    Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

    Walden sai com uma modelo propensa a acidentes; o encontro de Alan revela informações pessoais surpreendentes.

  • Two and a Half Men - Thank You for the Intercourse (Episode 273)
    Episode 273:

    Thank You for the Intercourse

    Alan se emociona extremadamente cuando Walden redecora la casa de playa.

  • Two and a Half Men - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room (Episode 272)
    Episode 272:

    Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room

    Ao descobrir que Larry acredita que Lyndsey está tendo um caso com Walden, Alan contrata um detetive particular para vigiar a casa de praia; quando Walden passa a correr risco de vida, ele é obrigado a aceitar a ajuda de Rose.

  • Two and a Half Men - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets (Episode 272)
    Episode 272:

    Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    Jake se enamora de su tutora de química, pero ella se enamora de Walden.

  • Two and a Half Men - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie (Episode 271)
    Episode 271:

    Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

    Jenny conta para Alan e Walden sobre as suas primeiras experiências homossexuais; os rapazes conhecem Laurie e Jill no Pavlov's e as garotas parecem ideais para eles; bêbada, Lyndsey fica com ciúmes de Alan e estraga a noite de todos.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Squat and the Hover (Episode 271)
    Episode 271:

    The Squat and the Hover

    Walden se deprime cuando recibe sus papeles de divorcio.

  • Two and a Half Men - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants (Episode 270)
    Episode 270:

    Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

    Walden e Alan saem com duas mulheres ideais, porém o ciúme de Lyndsey acaba com a noite deles.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro (Episode 270)
    Episode 270:

    A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    Alan descubre el secreto de Lindsey; Walden da una fiesta en la casa.

  • Two and a Half Men - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 (Episode 269)
    Episode 269:

    Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

    Alan faz amizade com o namorado de Lyndsey, Larry, em uma tentativa de descobrir o que ele tem de tão especial. Enquanto isso, Walden ajuda Jenny a ser mais proativa em sua carreira de atriz.

  • Two and a Half Men - Nine Magic Fingers (Episode 269)
    Episode 269:

    Nine Magic Fingers

    Alan busca reconciliar con Lyndsey; Walden busca amor.

  • Two and a Half Men - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank (Episode 268)
    Episode 268:

    Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

    Walden vai para a balada com Jenny e suas amigas sedutoras. Enquanto isso, o caso de Alan e Lyndsey é ameaçado.

  • Two and a Half Men - Big Girls Don't Throw Food (Episode 268)
    Episode 268:

    Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    Alan ayuda a Walden para una cita con Bridget; Jake decide dejar la escuela.

  • Two and a Half Men - This Unblessed Biscuit (Episode 267)
    Episode 267:

    This Unblessed Biscuit

    Berta dá um jeito na coluna trabalhando e Alan e Walden concluem que ela está muito velha para o serviço. Os rapazes ventilam a ideia de aposentadoria, mas ela acaba se sentindo insultada e pede demissão.

  • Two and a Half Men - People Who Love Peepholes (Episode 267)
    Episode 267:

    People Who Love Peepholes

    Alan se muda de la casa de la playa, pero no pasa mucho tiempo para que Walden aparezca pidiéndole ayuda con su ex-esposa Bridget.

  • Two and a Half Men - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball (Episode 266)
    Episode 266:

    I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

    Incomodado com a presença barulhenta de Jenny, Walden decide mandar a sobrinha para a casa de Evelyn, atrapalhando sua vida amorosa com Marty; Lindsey reaparece, e Alan acaba relembrando os bons momentos da relação.

  • Two and a Half Men - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (Episode 266)
    Episode 266:

    Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    Después de decirle adiós al desaparecido Charlie Harper, Alan se reúne con Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), un millonario con el corazón roto.

  • Two and a Half Men - Nangnangnangnang (Episode 265)
    Episode 265:

    Nangnangnangnang

    Alan fica chocado quando a filha de Charlie, de 25 anos, aparece na casa de praia de Walden para se juntar ao que lhe restou da família. A filha de Charlie gosta de tudo que o pai gosta, inclusive de mulheres.

  • Two and a Half Men - That Darn Priest (Episode 265)
    Episode 265:

    That Darn Priest

    Rose descubre el plan de Ponzi de Alan; Alan conoce al 'esposo' de Rose; Charlie intenta pasar un momento a solas con Rose.

  • Two and a Half Men - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak (Episode 264)
    Episode 264:

    Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

    Charlie y Rose continúan con su romance; el negocio de Alan resulta un plan de Ponzi.

  • Two and a Half Men - Lookin' for Japanese Subs (Episode 263)
    Episode 263:

    Lookin' for Japanese Subs

    Charlie empieza a acechar a Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan se preocupa cuando Eldridge y Jake empiezan a grabar unos actos peligrosos.

  • Two and a Half Men - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup (Episode 261)
    Episode 261:

    Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

    Alan siente enloquecer cuando Lyndsey se muestra muy amigable con Charlie.

  • Two and a Half Men - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead (Episode 260)
    Episode 260:

    Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

    Charlie está deprimido después de su rompimiento con Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) y va a ver a su psiquiatra (Jane Lynch).

  • Two and a Half Men - Dead From the Waist Down (Episode 259)
    Episode 259:

    Dead From the Waist Down

    Alan es muy creativo y se avergüenza ya que no puede comprarle un regalo de cumpleaños a Lyndsey.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop (Episode 258)
    Episode 258:

    Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

    Charlie sale de compras por culpa de su ex-novia Courtney cuando ella se aparece después de estar en prisión durante tres años.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Good Time in Central Africa (Episode 257)
    Episode 257:

    A Good Time in Central Africa

    Charlie se enamora de la mujer que reemplaza a Bertha en sus días libres. Alan se siente perseguido.

  • Two and a Half Men - Springtime on a Stick (Episode 256)
    Episode 256:

    Springtime on a Stick

    Charlie y Alan tratan de unir a Evelyn con Russell, el Farmacéutico.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Crazy Bitch Gazette (Episode 255)
    Episode 255:

    The Crazy Bitch Gazette

    La novia de Charlie cansada de Rose, quien lo acecha.

  • Two and a Half Men - Wollmäuse und Kuhpuppen (Episode 255)
    Episode 255:

    Wollmäuse und Kuhpuppen

    Judith bittet Alan inständig darum, Jake zu einer Psychologin zu bringen. Schließlich gibt er nach und bringt ihn dort hin. Währenddessen bemerkt Charlie, dass Alan schlafwandelt und überlegt sich Methoden ihm das wieder abzugewöhnen.

  • Two and a Half Men - Twanging Your Magic Clanger (Episode 254)
    Episode 254:

    Twanging Your Magic Clanger

    Charlie tiene dificultades al tratar de ajustarse a salir con mujeres un poco mayores que él.

  • Two and a Half Men - Wie die Büffel (Episode 254)
    Episode 254:

    Wie die Büffel

    Als Jake zu seiner Mutter kommt und frauenfeindliche Phrasen von sich gibt, ist für Judith klar woher der Wind weht. Sein Onkel Charlie ist da der einzige Verdächtige. Blöd für Charlie, dass gerade da ihre Selbsthilfegruppe anwesend war.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel (Episode 253)
    Episode 253:

    The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

    Alan pretende ser Charlie cuando éste sale de viaje; Charlie se somete a cirugía plástica sin que nadie se entere.

  • Two and a Half Men - Wer kriegt die Verrückte? (Episode 253)
    Episode 253:

    Wer kriegt die Verrückte?

    Die verrückte Frankie wickelt Charlie und Alan um ihre Finger. Da sie einige Probleme hat, bietet Alan ihr und ihrer Tochter Joanie an, bei ihm einzuziehen. Charlie sieht das nicht gerne, denn Alan beginnt mit ihr eine Affäre.

  • Two and a Half Men - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers (Episode 252)
    Episode 252:

    Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

    Lyndsey y Eldridge se mudan a la casa de Charlie después de que su casa se incendia.

  • Two and a Half Men - Spüren Sie meinen Finger? (Episode 252)
    Episode 252:

    Spüren Sie meinen Finger?

    Charlie erfährt, dass er doch kein Vater geworden ist und ist erleichtert. Um sicherzustellen, dass das auch in der Zukunft nicht passiert, möchte er sich sterilisieren lassen. Sein Arzt empfiehlt ihm sein Sperma einfrieren zu lassen.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Pudding-Filled Cactus (Episode 251)
    Episode 251:

    A Pudding-Filled Cactus

    Después de mudarse con Lyndsey, Alan continúa con su cita con Melissa en la casa de Charlie.

  • Two and a Half Men - Schwul ist cool (Episode 251)
    Episode 251:

    Schwul ist cool

    Ale freundet sich mit Greg an, den er bei einem Treffen für alleinstehende Eltern kennenlernt. Als Charlie herausfindet, dass er schwul ist, zieht er Alan auf. Greg interessiert sich jedoch mehr für Charlie, was ihn zum Zweifeln bringt.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer (Episode 250)
    Episode 250:

    A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

    Cuando Lindsey le pide a Alan que se mude con ella, Charlie hace lo posible por que él acepte.

  • Two and a Half Men - Schuld und Sühne (Episode 250)
    Episode 250:

    Schuld und Sühne

    Charlie trifft auf seine Ex-Freundin Miss Pasternak, die einst Jakes Sportlehrerin war. Charlie empfindet Mitleid für sie, denn sie verlor ihren Job und ihr komplettes soziales Dasein durch Charlie. So kommt es, dass sie bei ihm einzieht.

  • Two and a Half Men - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud (Episode 249)
    Episode 249:

    Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

    Jake se va a vivir con Judith y Herb luego de descubrir que Alan ha estado saliendo con la mamá de Eldridge; Charlie decide disminuir su consumo de alcohol.

  • Two and a Half Men - Potpourri und Pfefferspray (Episode 249)
    Episode 249:

    Potpourri und Pfefferspray

    Weil Alan so nicht wirklich glücklich in seiner Beziehung ist, bringt Charlie ihm alle Tricks bei wie man mit einer Frau Schluss macht.

  • Two and a Half Men - Knall und Fall (Episode 247)
    Episode 247:

    Knall und Fall

    Da Alan sein Auto nicht zur Verfügung hat, muss Charlie ihn zur Arbeit fahren. Als er das Vorzimmer betritt, fällt ihm sofort die attraktive Sekräterin, Melissa, auf. Er interessiert sich für sie, doch Alan bittet seinen Bruder, es sein zu lassen.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ich kann im Dunkeln pinkeln (Episode 246)
    Episode 246:

    Ich kann im Dunkeln pinkeln

    Jakes Laune ist im Keller. Charlie und Alan sind damit so gar nicht zufrieden und versuchen herauszufinden, was mit ihm los ist. Keiner der beiden hat jedoch Erfolg und so schleppen sie ihm zum Kinderpsychologen.

  • Two and a Half Men - Hamburger und Mützen (Episode 245)
    Episode 245:

    Hamburger und Mützen

    Im Falle des Todes von Alan und Judith, möchte Alan gewappnet sein. Daher beschließt er einen geeigneten Vormund zu wählen. Charlie sieht sich natürlich als erste Wahl, doch Alan wählt lieber seinen verrückten Cousin.

  • Two and a Half Men - Fragen Sie Ihren Bruder (Episode 244)
    Episode 244:

    Fragen Sie Ihren Bruder

    Alan beauftragt eine Scheidungsanwältin, um die Probleme mit Judith, seiner Noch-Ehefrau, zu lösen. Die Anwältin Laura denkt, dass Charlies ständiger Frauenwechsel, das Sorgerecht für Jake gefährden könnte und redet mit ihm.

  • Two and a Half Men - Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (Episode 243)
    Episode 243:

    Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

    A relação de Charlie com Chelsea fica ameaçada pelos ciúmes dele.

  • Two and a Half Men - Eine Nase voll Alan (Episode 243)
    Episode 243:

    Eine Nase voll Alan

    Jamie, eine alte Schulfreundin von Alan, kündigt sich an. Charlie weiß noch ganz genau, dass er sie wegen ihrem Aussehen geärgert hatte. Doch Charlie wird ganz baff, als er sie wieder sieht, denn die einst unattraktive Jamie wurde zur schönen Frau.

  • Two and a Half Men - Die Garderobenfrau (Episode 241)
    Episode 241:

    Die Garderobenfrau

    Als Jake seinen Geburtstag feiert, erscheint Judiths Schwester Liz, auf die Charlie ein Auge geworfen hat. Charlie hatte bereits Sex mit ihr gehabt, auf Judiths Hochzeit, in einer Garderobe. Liz meint jedoch, dass sie sich nicht daran erinnern kann.

  • Two and a Half Men - Alte Flamme mit neuem Docht (Episode 240)
    Episode 240:

    Alte Flamme mit neuem Docht

    Charlie freut sich, als ihn seine Ex-Freundin Jill per E-Mail um ein Treffen bittet. Erwartungsvoll sagt er zu, doch dann muss er entsetzt feststellen, dass aus Jill inzwischen ein attraktiver Mann namens Bill geworden ist.

  • Two and a Half Men - Wonder Woman (Episode 239)
    Episode 239:

    Wonder Woman

    Als Walden Alan zu einer Charity-Veranstaltung mitnimmt, trifft er auf seine Jugendschwarm Lynda Carter. Da Waldens Familie mit der Schauspielerin befreundet ist, bittet Alan ihn mit ihr zu verkuppeln. Doch diese Idee wird zum Desaster.

  • Two and a Half Men - Something Salty and Twisted (Episode 238)
    Episode 238:

    Something Salty and Twisted

    Alan organiza um jantar em família para comemorar um artigo de jornal que se refere a ele com um 'bom médico, bom vizinho e gente boa', mas a mãe não se impressiona.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ich verstehe (Episode 232)
    Episode 232:

    Ich verstehe

    Die attraktive Cindy taucht regelmäßig in Charlies Strandhaus auf, um nach dem Surfen bei ihm zu duschen. Auch Jake ist von Cindy äußerst beeindruckt.

  • Two and a Half Men - Der Truthahn und die Männlichkeit (Episode 231)
    Episode 231:

    Der Truthahn und die Männlichkeit

    Charlies alte Liebe Lisa will sich wieder mit ihm treffen. Das kommt Charlie ganz recht, denn er hat noch Gefühle für sie und denkt, dass sie zu ihm zurückkehren will. Doch er wird böse enttäuscht.

  • Two and a Half Men - Phase eins, erfolgreich (Episode 230)
    Episode 230:

    Phase eins, erfolgreich

    Charlie trennt sich von Wendy, denn er hat Angst vor einer festen Beziehung. Jake ist sehr enttäuscht, denn er mochte Wendy. Charlie stellt sich nun die Frage, ob Frauen gegenüber vielleicht doch paranoid reagiert.

  • Two and a Half Men - Wer kriegt die Verrückte? (Episode 229)
    Episode 229:

    Wer kriegt die Verrückte?

    Charlie und Alan beobachten in einer Tiefgarage, wie eine attraktive, offenbar sehr wütende Frau mit einem Baseballschläger auf ein Auto einschlägt. Charlie spricht die Frau trotz Alans Bedenken an.

  • Two and a Half Men - Im Bett mit Angina (Episode 228)
    Episode 228:

    Im Bett mit Angina

    Charlie glaubt das große Los gezogen zu haben, als es ihm gelingt, sich endlich mit seiner äußerst attraktiven Nachbarin zu verabreden. Da sie ihre Schwester mitbringen will, überredet Charlie seinen Bruder Alan zu einem Doppel-Date.

  • Two and a Half Men - Die Industrielle-Revolutions-Show (Episode 227)
    Episode 227:

    Die Industrielle-Revolutions-Show

    Als Jakes Klasse ein Musicaleinüben soll, meldet sich Charlie als freiwilliger Helfer. Nicht weil er den Kindern unbedingt helfen möchte, sondern weil er an Jakes Lehrerin interessiert ist. Er möchte sie um jeden Preis beeindrucken.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ich kann mir keine Hyänen leisten (Episode 226)
    Episode 226:

    Ich kann mir keine Hyänen leisten

    Charlie erfährt von seinem Finanzberater, dass er weit über seine Verhältnisse gelebt hat und deshalb ernsthaft in finanziellen Schwierigkeiten steckt. Alan erarbeitet ein rigoroses Sparprogramm, um seinem Bruder zu helfen.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ich kümmere mich um Prudence (Episode 225)
    Episode 225:

    Ich kümmere mich um Prudence

    Charlies Haushälterin Berta ist eines Tages gezwungen, ihre 16-jährige Enkelin Prudence mit zur Arbeit zu bringen. Prudence ist allerdings ziemlich durchtrieben und bringt Charlie und Alan durch ihre Avancen in große Bedrängnis.

  • Two and a Half Men - Bereit für die Großaufnahme (Episode 224)
    Episode 224:

    Bereit für die Großaufnahme

    Alan und Charlie treffen in einem Kino zufällig auf Alans Ex-Frau Judith, die kaum wiederzuerkennen ist. Sie sieht nicht nur umwerfend aus, sondern hat auch einen neuen Freund: Jakes Fußballtrainer.

  • Two and a Half Men - Der Mittwochs-Mann (Episode 223)
    Episode 223:

    Der Mittwochs-Mann

    Charlie und Alan entdecken die Vorzüge von Jakes Fußballspielen: Die Mütter der kleinen Kicker sind allesamt geschieden - und attraktiv. Insbesondere Kate, mit der Charlie gleich ein Date ausmacht.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ich brauche Berta (Episode 222)
    Episode 222:

    Ich brauche Berta

    Charlies Haushälterin Berta hat genug davon, dass sich Alan dauernd in ihre Arbeitsmethoden einmischt und kündigt. Alan versucht zunächst, den Haushalt selbst zu führen.

  • Two and a Half Men - War das Beethoven? (Episode 221)
    Episode 221:

    War das Beethoven?

    Alan überrascht seinen Sohn Jake mit einem Ausflug nach Disneyland, verschweigt ihm aber, dass er dort mit ihm über die Trennung der Eltern sprechen möchte. Doch dann wird Jake krank und möchte nur noch eins: nach Hause zu seiner Mutter.

  • Two and a Half Men - Gib Dir keine Mühe, Charlie (Episode 220)
    Episode 220:

    Gib Dir keine Mühe, Charlie

    Bevor Charlie ans Telefon geht, überprüft er immer erst die Nummer, um unliebsamen Anrufern aus dem Weg zu gehen. Deshalb kommt seine Mutter Evelyn schließlich persönlich vorbei, um Charlie und Alan zu einem Abendessen einzuladen.

  • Two and a Half Men - Der Resteverwerter der Liebe (Episode 218)
    Episode 218:

    Der Resteverwerter der Liebe

    Lyndsey lehnt Alans Heiratsantrag ab, daher geht Alan zu Judith und weint sich bei ihr aus. Beim Trösten und getröstet werden kommen die beiden sich plötzlich wieder näher. Sie beschließen erneut zu heiraten. Walden kann es nicht glauben.

  • Two and a Half Men - Baseball. Busen. Busen. Baseball (Episode 217)
    Episode 217:

    Baseball. Busen. Busen. Baseball

    Nach wie vor ahnt Larry nicht, dass Lyndsey ihn mit Alan betrügt. Um das Geheimnis zu wahren, stimmt Alan bereitwillig zu, als er von Larry zu einem Doppel-Date mit seiner attraktiven Kollegin Gwen und Lyndsey eingeladen wird.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ein Eissandwich im Ofen (Episode 216)
    Episode 216:

    Ein Eissandwich im Ofen

    Walden ist peinlich berührt, als er in einem Café auf die attraktive Nicole trifft. Diese war einst für seine Firma tätig, bis Walden sie gefeuert hat. Nicole hat mittlerweile ihr eigenes Startup gegründet.

  • Two and a Half Men - Hals- und Beinbruch (Episode 215)
    Episode 215:

    Hals- und Beinbruch

    Auf einer Geschäftsveranstaltung lernt Walden das Model Nadine kennen. Als sie sich bei ihrer ersten Verabredung auf unglückliche Weise das Bein bricht, erklärt sich Walden bereit, sie gesund zu pflegen. Er bereut sein Entgegenkommen aber schon bald.

  • Two and a Half Men - Feuchtfröhliche Weihnacht (Episode 214)
    Episode 214:

    Feuchtfröhliche Weihnacht

    Alan ist immer noch ganz fasziniert von Paula. Das ändert sich, als er deren Ex-Frau Rachel kennenlernt. Derweil wird Jenny von Liebeskummer gepeinigt. Nach einer stürmischen Nacht hat ihr die attraktive Brooke eine falsche Nummer hinterlassen.

  • Two and a Half Men - Looking' for Japanese Subs (Episode 214)
    Episode 214:

    Looking' for Japanese Subs

    Charlie persegue Rose. Alan preocupa-se com algumas gravações perigosas de Jake e Eldridge.

  • Two and a Half Men - Der listige Larry (Episode 213)
    Episode 213:

    Der listige Larry

    Alan und Lyndsey haben ihre Beziehung wieder aufgenommen. Natürlich darf Lyndseys Mann Larry nichts davon erfahren. Schnell stellt sich allerdings heraus, dass der misstrauische Larry einen Privatdetektiv engagiert hat.

  • Two and a Half Men - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup (Episode 213)
    Episode 213:

    Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

    Charlie e Lindsey percebem que eles têm muito em comum. Não leva muito tempo para que Alan tire uma conclusão errada.

  • Two and a Half Men - That Darn Priest (Episode 212)
    Episode 212:

    That Darn Priest

    Rose descobre a fraude de Alan; Alan encontra o 'marido' de Rose; Charlie tenta ficar sozinho com Rose.

  • Two and a Half Men - Stur, zwanghaft und unflexibel (Episode 212)
    Episode 212:

    Stur, zwanghaft und unflexibel

    Junggeselle Charlie ist Komponist von Werbejingles und gönnt sich ein angenehmes Leben in seinem Haus am Strand von Malibu. Sein friedliches Dasein wird jedoch gestört, als sein Bruder mit vollen Koffern vor seiner Tür steht.

  • Two and a Half Men - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak (Episode 211)
    Episode 211:

    Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

    Os alarmes soam quando Alan conversa com Charlie e sua mãe e pede um empréstimo para expandir seus negócios.

  • Two and a Half Men - Der Sockengolf-Champion (Episode 211)
    Episode 211:

    Der Sockengolf-Champion

    Charlie mag Alans strenge Erziehungsmethoden für Jake gar nicht. Doch Jake verscheucht sogleich diese Gedanken, als er ausversehen einen Möwenschwarm zum Haus lockt. Derweil versucht Alan alles mögliche, um seine Ehe mit Judith zu retten.

  • Two and a Half Men - Mein erstes Mal (Episode 210)
    Episode 210:

    Mein erstes Mal

    Walden und Alan haben vor, sich einfach nur gut zu amüsieren. Zusammen mit Jenny halten die beiden in einer Bar nach attraktiven Frauen Ausschau - tatsächlich mit Erfolg. Zwei illustre Damen beißen zu später Stunde an.

  • Two and a Half Men - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead (Episode 210)
    Episode 210:

    Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

    Charlie está deprimido após o rompimento com Courtney e faz uma visita a sua psiquiatra.

  • Two and a Half Men - Alan Harper, Frauenbeglücker (Episode 209)
    Episode 209:

    Alan Harper, Frauenbeglücker

    Alan und Lyndsey genießen die Zeit gemeinsam, doch können sie das nicht öffentlich machen. Ihr Freund Larry darf von der Affäre auf keinen Fall etwas erfahren. Alan macht das fertig, deswegen schmiedet er einen perfiden Plan.

  • Two and a Half Men - Dead From the Waist Down (Episode 209)
    Episode 209:

    Dead From the Waist Down

    Depois de ver Charlie agradar Courtney com presentes, Alan decide comprar um presente muito especial para Lyndsey.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop (Episode 208)
    Episode 208:

    Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

    Charlie vai às compras com Courtney, sua ex-namorada. Ela aparece após ficar três anos na prisão.

  • Two and a Half Men - Strip Poker (Episode 207)
    Episode 207:

    Strip Poker

    Jenny nutzt Waldens Haus, um mit ihren Freundinnen eine wilde Party zu feiern. Zu Waldens Entsetzen wacht er am nächsten Morgen nackt neben Jenny auf. Keiner der beiden kann sich an irgendetwas erinnern.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Good Time in Central Africa (Episode 207)
    Episode 207:

    A Good Time in Central Africa

    Charlie se apaixona pela mulher que substitui Berta em seus dias de folga; Alan acha que o ex-marido de Lyndsey o está perseguindo.

  • Two and a Half Men - Pech mit der Perle (Episode 206)
    Episode 206:

    Pech mit der Perle

    Berta hat schwere Rückenprobleme und ist deshalb ans Bett gefesselt. Walden und Alan machen sich große Sorgen. Sie befürchten, dass Berta die Arbeit im Haus zu viel ist und schlagen ihr deshalb vor, in den Ruhestand zu gehen.

  • Two and a Half Men - Springtime on a Stick (Episode 206)
    Episode 206:

    Springtime on a Stick

    Evelyn quer passar seu aniversário sozinha, mas Charlie e Alan querem unir a mãe deles com o farmacêutico Russel.

  • Two and a Half Men - Charlies Tochter (Episode 205)
    Episode 205:

    Charlies Tochter

    Eines Tages steht Jenny, eine selbstbewusste und schöne junge Frau vor Alan und Waldens Tür. Sie können es gar nicht glauben, als sich herausstellt, dass es sich dabei um Charlies 25-jährige Tochter handelt.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Crazy Bitch Gazette (Episode 205)
    Episode 205:

    The Crazy Bitch Gazette

    Michelle, surpreendentemente, entende o passado de Charlie e sua desestruturada família.

  • Two and a Half Men - Buddha lugt aus seinem Tempel (Episode 204)
    Episode 204:

    Buddha lugt aus seinem Tempel

    Jenny, Charlies Tochter, erhält die Möglichkeit, bei Evelyn und ihrem reichem Freund Marty zu wohnen. Ein Angebot, dem sie nicht widerstehen kann. Indes bekommt Alan überraschend Besuch von seiner Ex-Freundin Lyndsey.

  • Two and a Half Men - Twanging Your Magic Clanger (Episode 204)
    Episode 204:

    Twanging Your Magic Clanger

    Charlie tenta se adaptar com uma namorada um pouco mais velha.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel (Episode 203)
    Episode 203:

    The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

    Charlie conta para todo mundo que está indo para Las Vegas, mas alguém esconde um segredo. Alan finge ser Charlie.

  • Two and a Half Men - Die Zwei-Finger-Regel (Episode 203)
    Episode 203:

    Die Zwei-Finger-Regel

    Chelsea entdeckt ein Foto von Charlies Ex-Flamme auf Charlies Handy und verlässt ihn daraufhin. Herb, der auf die launische Phase von Judith, die kurz vor der Geburt steht, nicht klar und bittet Charlie und Alan um einen Männerabend.

  • Two and a Half Men - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers (Episode 202)
    Episode 202:

    Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

    As tensões aumentam após Alan, Lindsey e os meninos serem forçados a mudar para casa de Charlie.

  • Two and a Half Men - Alan Cousteau (Episode 202)
    Episode 202:

    Alan Cousteau

    Zum eigenen Schutz Charlie hatte gegenüber Chelsea behauptet, seine Mutter lebe in Italien. Schließlich lässt sich ein Treffen von Chelsea und Evelyn aber doch nicht vermeiden. Charlie ist entsetzt, dass die beiden sich gut verstehen.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Pudding-Filled Cactus (Episode 201)
    Episode 201:

    A Pudding-Filled Cactus

    Após ir morar com Lyndsey, Alan tem um encontro com Melissa na casa de Charlie.

  • Two and a Half Men - Der Bauchredner (Episode 201)
    Episode 201:

    Der Bauchredner

    Aufgrund seiner Einsamkeit beschafft sich Alan eine Bauchrednerpuppe, mit der er unter anderem auch mit sich selbst spricht. Chelsea hat Mitleid und bittet Charlie ihn mit ins Kino mitzunehmen.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer (Episode 200)
    Episode 200:

    A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

    Lindsey conta para Alan que o ama e pede para ele ir morar com ela. Charlie faz de tudo para que isso aconteça.

  • Two and a Half Men - Liebe ist geisteskrank (Episode 200)
    Episode 200:

    Liebe ist geisteskrank

    Charlie und Mia haben sich versöhnt und beschlossen, ihrer Beziehung noch eine Chance zu geben. Mia hat sogar eingewilligt, die Phase der Enthaltsamkeit endlich zu beenden. Doch dann steht plötzlich wieder Charlies Ex-Freundin Kandi vor der Tür.

  • Two and a Half Men - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud (Episode 199)
    Episode 199:

    Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

    Jake vai morar com Judith e Herb após saber que Alan está namorando a mãe de Eldridge; Charlie decide beber menos.

  • Two and a Half Men - Mali-Buh (Episode 199)
    Episode 199:

    Mali-Buh

    Alan bringt Charlies Auto zur Reparatur. Dabei lernt er Diane kennen, die es jedoch nur auf Charlies Auto abgesehen hat. Unterdessen hat sich Jake verliebt.

  • Two and a Half Men - Pinocchios Mund (Episode 197)
    Episode 197:

    Pinocchios Mund

    Charlies Freundin Chelsea hat genug davon, täglich den weiten Weg zu fahren, um bei Charlie zu übernachten. So überwindet sich Charlie und übernachtet zum ersten Mal bei Chelsea. Doch die neue Umgebung lässt ihn kein Auge zutun.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Unfortunate Little Schnauser (Episode 197)
    Episode 197:

    The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

    Charlie boicota um evento de prêmios de publicidade, pois perdeu por vários anos consecutivos para seu concorrente.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Spit-Covered Cobbler (Episode 196)
    Episode 196:

    The Spit-Covered Cobbler

    Alan tem problemas financeiros por pagar as contas de sua jovem namorada.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ich will tanzen (Episode 196)
    Episode 196:

    Ich will tanzen

    Charlie hat sich in die Ballettlehrerin Mia verliebt, die aber nichts von ihm wissen will. Um sich dennoch weiter in Mias Nähe aufhalten zu können, meldet er Jake kurzerhand bei ihr zum Tanzunterricht an. Jake lässt sich dies teuer bezahlen.

  • Two and a Half Men - And the Plot Moistens (Episode 195)
    Episode 195:

    And the Plot Moistens

    Alan descobre que tem mais em comum com a professora de Jake do que com Kandi; Charlie ajuda Jake a preparar uma canção para a escola.

  • Two and a Half Men - Etwas Salziges mit Biss (Episode 195)
    Episode 195:

    Etwas Salziges mit Biss

    Nach einer weiteren demütigenden Begegnung mit seiner Mutter glaubt Alan endgültig, dass sie an seinem Versagen in Beziehungsfragen schuld ist. Doch Charlie entgegnet, dass er schließlich mit derselben Mutter aufgewachsen sei.

  • Two and a Half Men - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro (Episode 194)
    Episode 194:

    Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    Charlie dorme com a mãe de Kandi, enquanto Alan tenta reconciliar-se com sua filha; Kandi organiza um encontro entre seu pai e Judith.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ein Witz mit Urknall (Episode 194)
    Episode 194:

    Ein Witz mit Urknall

    Charlies schon etwas ältere, reiche Nachbarin Norma beschwert sich, weil sie einen Termin hat, ihr Wagen aber von einer von Charlies Eroberungen zugeparkt wurde. Um die Wogen zu glätten, bietet Alan ihr an, sie zu fahren.

  • Two and a Half Men - Der Schwellkopf meines Sohnes (Episode 193)
    Episode 193:

    Der Schwellkopf meines Sohnes

    Charlies Liebe für Chelsea wird auf eine harte Probe gestellt, als sie krank im Bett liegt. Grund dafür ist, dass er das Katzenklo in ihrer Wohnung für sie säubern soll. Charlie denkt sogar darüber nach, Chelsea zu verlassen.

  • Two and a Half Men - That Special Tug (Episode 193)
    Episode 193:

    That Special Tug

    Alan deixa Jake passar um fim de semana fora de casa e entra em crise emocional; Charlie faz uma consulta com um terapeuta.

  • Two and a Half Men - Der Herr der Ringe (Episode 192)
    Episode 192:

    Der Herr der Ringe

    Charlie gesteht Chelsea seine Gefühle. Statt sein Liebesgeständnis zu erwidern, bedankt sie sich. Die Beziehung ist für Charlie damit aus dem Gleichgewicht geraten. Er will nicht locker lassen und Chelsea dazu bringen, 'Ich liebe dich' zu sagen.

  • Two and a Half Men - Wohin mit Wanda? (Episode 191)
    Episode 191:

    Wohin mit Wanda?

    Als Charlie einen freien Abend von Chelsea genießt, klopft Wanda, eine ehemalige Geliebte, an seine Tür. Sie hat nur eines im Sinn: Charlie ins Bett zu kriegen.

  • Two and a Half Men - My Tongue Is Meat (Episode 191)
    Episode 191:

    My Tongue Is Meat

    Quando Charlie percebe que não consegue continuar com o estilo de vida de Mia, começa a fumar, beber cervejas e comer hambúrguer na garagem.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ein Sarg ist keine Sonnenbank (Episode 190)
    Episode 190:

    Ein Sarg ist keine Sonnenbank

    Überraschend stirbt Charlys Freund Andy. Bei der Beerdigung befällt Charly eine Vision seines eigenen Todes. Angewidert von seinem Verhalten beschließt er, seinen Lebenswandel sofort aufzugeben.

  • Two and a Half Men - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded (Episode 190)
    Episode 190:

    Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

    Charlie planeja um encontro romântico com Mia na esperança de consumar o relacionamento; Alan começa a sair com a namorada mais recente de Charlie.

  • Two and a Half Men - Sie können jederzeit rein (Episode 189)
    Episode 189:

    Sie können jederzeit rein

    Aus Bequemlichkeit beginnt Alan ein Verhältnis mit seiner Vorzimmerdame Melissa. Doch als er sie zu Hause besucht, macht er Bekanntschaft mit ihrer ständig bekifften Mutter.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ergo, the Booty Call (Episode 189)
    Episode 189:

    Ergo, the Booty Call

    Preocupados que ele está namorando uma mulher que tem metade de sua idade e, muito mortificado, para apresentá-la à sua mãe, Evelyn, Alan tenta evitar trazer sua sexy namorada de 22 anos de idade, Kandi para a festa de aniversário de Jake.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ponies und Einhörner (Episode 188)
    Episode 188:

    Ponies und Einhörner

    Judith erwartet ein Kind. Alan ist der festen Überzeugung, er sei der Vater, weil sie eine gemeinsame Nacht verbracht haben. Nun will unbedingt in die Erziehung einbezogen werden.

  • Two and a Half Men - Madame and Her Special Friend (Episode 188)
    Episode 188:

    Madame and Her Special Friend

    Uma mulher idosa e rica (Cloris Leachman) se apaixona por Alan.

  • Two and a Half Men - Fangen wir mit der Katze an (Episode 187)
    Episode 187:

    Fangen wir mit der Katze an

    Charlie wird von seiner Freundin Chelsea verlassen, weil sie mit ihrer Beziehung, die nur aus Sex, Essen und Fernsehen besteht, unzufrieden ist. Charlie, der zwanghaft Süßes essen muss, sucht seine Psychologin Dr. Freeman auf.

  • Two and a Half Men - Der Schwachkopf kriegt ein Auto (Episode 186)
    Episode 186:

    Der Schwachkopf kriegt ein Auto

    Als Evelyn anbietet, die Finanzierung von Jakes Studium zu übernehmen, zieht Alan in Erwägung, frühzeitig in den Ruhestand zu treten. Indes offenbart Jake ein Talent, das ohnehin infrage stellt, ob er zukünftig einer College-Ausbildung bedarf.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ein pedantischer, selbstgefälliger Musterknabe (Episode 185)
    Episode 185:

    Ein pedantischer, selbstgefälliger Musterknabe

    Melissa setzt sich in den Kopf, für Alan eine Überraschungsparty zu dessen 40. Geburtstag zu organisieren. Sie bittet Evelyn um Hilfe. Doch deren Reaktion lässt Melissa daran zweifeln, dass Alan in seiner eigenen Familie genug Liebe widerfährt.

  • Two and a Half Men - Riech mal am Schirmständer (Episode 184)
    Episode 184:

    Riech mal am Schirmständer

    Da Alan wegen eines anstehenden Arztbesuchs nervös ist, schlägt Charlie ihm einen Trip nach Las Vegas vor, um ihn auf andere Gedanken zu bringen. Alan ist zuerst Feuer und Flamme, doch dann scheitert er kläglich daran, Sachen zusammenzupacken.

  • Two and a Half Men - Winky-Dink Time (Episode 183)
    Episode 183:

    Winky-Dink Time

    Charlie sai com Jake em um encontro duplo e ajeita Alan com uma prostituta. Atriz convidada recorrente Melanie Lynskey, aparece como Rose.

  • Two and a Half Men - Pamela und Purzelchen (Episode 183)
    Episode 183:

    Pamela und Purzelchen

    Eric ist einer von Charlies wichtigsten Auftraggebern und schwul. Um Eric als Kunden nicht zu verlieren, gibt Charlie ihm gegenüber vor, ebenfalls schwul zu sein.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Pot-Smoking Monkey (Episode 182)
    Episode 182:

    A Pot-Smoking Monkey

    Alan e Kandi se envolvem em uma disputa de custódia nada convencional. Alan está determinado a manter a custódia do seu cachorro depois que Kandi acabou ficando com o apartamento e o carro.

  • Two and a Half Men - Lass dir die Zitrone schmecken (Episode 182)
    Episode 182:

    Lass dir die Zitrone schmecken

    Charlie verrenkt sich während eines Dates den Rücken. Obwohl ihm Alan seine Fähigkeiten als Chiropraktiker anbietet, möchte Charlie lieber zu einem richtigen Arzt ins Krankenhaus gebracht werden.

  • Two and a Half Men - Humiliation Is a Visual Medium (Episode 181)
    Episode 181:

    Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

    Ninguém acredita em Charlie, quando ele diz que seu relacionamento com Mia está ficando sério, e todos realmente acham que ele está mentindo, quando confessa que ele e Mia não consumaram a relação.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ich wollte immer einen Nacktaffen (Episode 181)
    Episode 181:

    Ich wollte immer einen Nacktaffen

    Charlie reagiert noch gereizter auf seinen Bruder als sonst und lebt seine schlechte Laune in vollen Zügen aus. Um zwischen den Brüdern wieder für Frieden zu sorgen, schlägt sich Rose als Vermittlerin vor.

  • Two and a Half Men - Santa's Village of the Damned (Episode 180)
    Episode 180:

    Santa's Village of the Damned

    Quando Alan namora uma instrutora de cozinha, ele e Charlie engordam. Mas, mesmo quando fica claro que Sandy é mentalmente instável, Charlie se recusa à permitir que Alan termine com ela.

  • Two and a Half Men - Der vergessene Sohn (Episode 180)
    Episode 180:

    Der vergessene Sohn

    Da Judith Urlaub auf Hawaii macht, hat Alan seinen Sohn für eine ganze Woche bei sich im Strandhaus. Doch er merkt bald, dass es gar nicht so leicht ist, Jake rechtzeitig zur Schule und zu seinen anderen Terminen zu bringen.

  • Two and a Half Men - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop (Episode 179)
    Episode 179:

    Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

    Charlie encontra-se em uma posição comprometedora depois de ficar bêbado e passar a noite com sua perseguidora, Rose, comemorando seu aniversário dela. Ele acaba sendo confrontado pelo pai de Rose.

  • Two and a Half Men - Der Todestoast (Episode 179)
    Episode 179:

    Der Todestoast

    Charlie hat einen Toast nach Alan geworfen und ihn am Auge verletzt. Auf dem Rückweg vom Augenarzt treffen die beiden auf Charlies Ex-Freundin Sherri. Alan ist von ihr begeistert und schafft es tatsächlich, Sherri anzusprechen.

  • Two and a Half Men - That Voodoo That I Do Do (Episode 178)
    Episode 178:

    That Voodoo That I Do Do

    Charlie se apaixona por uma professora de balé e convence Jake à fazer aulas com ela, mas o plano é ameaçado quando Jake fica apaixonado pela professora.

  • Two and a Half Men - Kein Truthahnhals für Oma (Episode 178)
    Episode 178:

    Kein Truthahnhals für Oma

    Jake präsentiert zu Hause stolz die Eins, die er auf einen Test erhalten hat. Doch seine Oma Evelyn schafft es durch ihre Kommentare, dass er sich trotzdem schlecht fühlt.

  • Two and a Half Men - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs (Episode 177)
    Episode 177:

    Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

    Alan e Charlie brigam quando Berta se muda para a casa de praia; Alan decide encontrar seu próprio apartamento.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ich kann gut mit Babys (Episode 177)
    Episode 177:

    Ich kann gut mit Babys

    Charlie flüchtet von einem misslungenen Date und geht in einen Coffee Shop, wo er auf seine Ex-Freundin Lisa trifft - die einzige Frau, mit der er sich jemals eine Ehe hätte vorstellen können.

  • Two and a Half Men - Alles einsteigen (Episode 176)
    Episode 176:

    Alles einsteigen

    Alan holt sich rat bei Charlie: Er hat Bedenken, was die Beziehung mit seiner Judith angeht. Jake unterbricht ein Gespräch zwischen Charlie und Alan. Daraufhin gibt Charlie vor, dass sie über eine mögliche Militärschule für Jake beraten hätten.

  • Two and a Half Men - We Called It Mr. Pinky (Episode 176)
    Episode 176:

    We Called It Mr. Pinky

    Charlie responde inapropriadamente a uma declaração de amor e Rose diz que sua incapacidade de manter um relacionamento mais longo se deve a questões não resolvidas com sua mãe.

  • Two and a Half Men - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab (Episode 175)
    Episode 175:

    Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

    Alan hesita em deixar Jake passar a noite com Evelyn até que se vê festejando com Charlie e um time de belas jogadoras de vôlei.

  • Two and a Half Men - Geh' von meinen Haaren runter (Episode 175)
    Episode 175:

    Geh' von meinen Haaren runter

    Als ein Erdbeben in Judiths Haus einen Wasserrohrbruch verursacht, bietet Alan ihr an, während der Reparaturarbeiten bei ihm und Charlie zu wohnen. Charlie ist von dieser Idee wenig begeistert.

  • Two and a Half Men - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover (Episode 174)
    Episode 174:

    Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

    Alan é chamado pelo diretor da escola para explicar sobre um desenho que Jake fez de seu colega e pede a Charlie para cuidar do garoto.

  • Two and a Half Men - Der Lachs unter meiner Bluse (Episode 174)
    Episode 174:

    Der Lachs unter meiner Bluse

    Jake muss für die Schule einen Aufsatz über 'Der Herr der Fliegen' schreiben. Da er dazu keine Lust hat, leistet er lieber Charlie Gesellschaft, der den Titelsong zu einer neuen Zeichentrickserie schreiben soll.

  • Two and a Half Men - Hi, Mr. Horned One (Episode 173)
    Episode 173:

    Hi, Mr. Horned One

    Charlie gosta de namorar Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), um mulher selvagem e sexualmente liberal, até que ela ameaça amaldiçoar sua masculinidade.

  • Two and a Half Men - Der Busch bin ich (Episode 173)
    Episode 173:

    Der Busch bin ich

    Charlie ist erstaunt, als ihm eine Frau in einer Bar eine klare Abfuhr erteilt. Noch mehr wundert ihn allerdings, dass plötzlich viele ihm total unbekannte Frauen pikante Details aus seinem Privatleben kennen.

  • Two and a Half Men - Gumby With a Pokey (Episode 172)
    Episode 172:

    Gumby With a Pokey

    Mientras Alan y Jake se encuentran de viaje; Charlie es visitado por los fantasmas de sus ex-novias.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ich mach bei Hochzeiten immer das Gleiche (Episode 172)
    Episode 172:

    Ich mach bei Hochzeiten immer das Gleiche

    Alan will dafür sorgen, dass die Hochzeit von Judith glatt läuft. Sobald die dem Bräutigam das Ja-Wort gibt, muss er keinen Unterhalt mehr zahlen. Unterdessen hat Charlie eine Affäre mit Myra, Judiths Schwägerin.

  • Two and a Half Men - Does This Smell Funny to You? (Episode 172)
    Episode 172:

    Does This Smell Funny to You?

    Charlie dorme com uma mulher linda e jovem, sem perceber que ela é casada com um homem idoso. Na escola, Jake lê uma redação para sua classe sobre o seu fim de semana, e recorda um velho entrando na sua casa à procura de sua esposa.

  • Two and a Half Men - This Is Not Gonna End Well (Episode 171)
    Episode 171:

    This Is Not Gonna End Well

    La Licencia de Charlie es suspendida; Alan planea ir a la fiesta de cumpleaños de Chelsea.

  • Two and a Half Men - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark (Episode 171)
    Episode 171:

    Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

    Charlie descobre que Alan teve um caso recente com ex-esposa, Judith. Charlie faz tudo em seu poder - inclusive tenta distrair Alan com mulheres bonitas para manter os dois separados.

  • Two and a Half Men - Der böse Alan (Episode 171)
    Episode 171:

    Der böse Alan

    Evelyn beschuldigt ihren Sohn Alan, er habe als Kind in einem Spielzeuggeschäft Knetmasse gestohlen. Alan weist den Vorwurf entschieden zurück, obwohl der Kaufhausdetektiv die heiße Ware damals in Alans Tasche fand.

  • Two and a Half Men - I Called Him Magoo (Episode 170)
    Episode 170:

    I Called Him Magoo

    Alan desea tener una noche íntima en un hotel con su nueva novia.

  • Two and a Half Men - The Soil Is Moist (Episode 170)
    Episode 170:

    The Soil Is Moist

    Alan namora com uma amiga de sua ex-esposa, que revela um segredo sobre a vida sexual de Judith. Ator convidado recorrente Ryan Stiles, aparece como Herb, o segundo marido de Judith.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ich muss früh raus (Episode 170)
    Episode 170:

    Ich muss früh raus

    Während Alan vergeblich versucht, seinem Sohn Jake mehr Disziplin bei der Erledigung seiner Hausaufgaben zu vermitteln, gerät Charlie an eine Frau, die ihn total verunsichert.

  • Two and a Half Men - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave (Episode 169)
    Episode 169:

    Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

    El nuevo amigo de Jake es mala influencia, pero Alan esta interesado en su atractiva madre.

  • Two and a Half Men - Rough Night in Hump Junction (Episode 169)
    Episode 169:

    Rough Night in Hump Junction

    Alan teme que o estilo mulherengo de Charlie esteja fora de controle. Atriz convidada Jane Lynch aparece como Dra. Freeman, a terapeuta de Charlie e a estrela Emmanuelle Vaugier, aparece como Mia, a ex-noiva de Charlie.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ixnay on the Oggie Day (Episode 168)
    Episode 168:

    Ixnay on the Oggie Day

    Charlie sale con la mejor amiga de Chelsea, creando problemas cuando ésta quiera volver con él.

  • Two and a Half Men - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother (Episode 168)
    Episode 168:

    That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

    Após aceitar um empréstimo de Evelyn, Alan enfrenta problemas para sair com ela, a nova namorada e sua filha.

  • Two and a Half Men - I Found Your Mustache (Episode 167)
    Episode 167:

    I Found Your Mustache

    Charlie y Chelsea tienen una aventura de una noche tras su separación.

  • Two and a Half Men - It Was Mame, Mom (Episode 167)
    Episode 167:

    It Was Mame, Mom

    Quando um publicista homossexual convida Charlie para uma festa, ele pede para Alan que o acompanhe como seu parceiro.

  • Two and a Half Men - Tinkle Like a Princess (Episode 166)
    Episode 166:

    Tinkle Like a Princess

    Charlie regresa con una esposa nueva después de huir a Las Vegas.

  • Two and a Half Men - Ich hätte einen Affen nehmen sollen (Episode 166)
    Episode 166:

    Ich hätte einen Affen nehmen sollen

    Charlie leiht sich von Alan 38 Dollar, um nicht an den Geldautomaten zu müssen. Er verspricht, das Geld am Tag darauf zurückzugeben. Als Alan am nächsten Morgen die Rückzahlung der Schulden einfordert, verweigert ihm Charlie dies.

  • Two and a Half Men - Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! (Episode 166)
    Episode 166:

    Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

    Charlie evita os conselhos médicos de Alan, para poder visitar uma médica atraente, depois que ele machucou suas costas durante um momento íntimo.

  • Two and a Half Men - Aye, Aye, Captain (Episode 165)
    Episode 165:

    Aye, Aye, Captain

    La relación de Charlie con Chelsea se ve amenazada por los celos de él.

  • Two and a Half Men - Rührei (Episode 165)
    Episode 165:

    Rührei

    Alan kann sich am Wochenende nicht um Jake kümmern, da er sich abwechselnd mit zwei Frauen trifft. Um sein Gewissen zu erleichtern, besticht er Jake mit 20 Dollar. Alan gelingt es jedoch nicht, Charlie ebenso leicht abzufertigen.

  • Two and a Half Men - Kinda Like Necrophilia (Episode 165)
    Episode 165:

    Kinda Like Necrophilia

    Enquanto está tentando ajudar Jake depois que ele terminou com a namorada, Alan descobre que foi Charlie quem roubou sua namorada de escola. Alan procura vingança contra Charlie, seguindo o mesmo conselho que Charlie deu para Jake.

  • Two and a Half Men - Crude and Uncalled For (Episode 164)
    Episode 164:

    Crude and Uncalled For

    Una pelea en un bar envía a Alan a la cárcel; Charlie se preocupa de que Chelsea esté interesada en el abogado encargado del caso de Alan.

  • Two and a Half Men - Tight's Good (Episode 164)
    Episode 164:

    Tight's Good

    Charlie tenta resistir à atração que sente pela sua futura meia-irmã (Jenny McCarthy).

  • Two and a Half Men - Ich arbeite für Caligula (Episode 164)
    Episode 164:

    Ich arbeite für Caligula

    Nachdem Alan ausgezogen ist kehrt Charlie zu seinem alten Lebensstil zurück. Alan und seine neue Freundin Kandi haben in Las Vegas den Jackpot gewonnen.

  • Two and a Half Men - Yay, No Polyps! (Episode 163)
    Episode 163:

    Yay, No Polyps!

    Charlie se somete a una colonoscopia para evitar un viaje para ver a los intolerables padres de Chelsea, pero los descubre en su sala cuando él regresa a casa.

  • Two and a Half Men - Is There a Mrs. Waffles? (Episode 163)
    Episode 163:

    Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

    Charlie faz sucesso como cantor de músicas infantis, o que aborrece Alan.

  • Two and a Half Men - Wer ist Wod Katitten? (Episode 163)
    Episode 163:

    Wer ist Wod Katitten?

    Charlie aht die Hochzeit mit Mia abgesagt und fühlt sich deswegen mies. Unterdessen versucht sich Alan bei ihm einzuschleimen, da er immerhin verantwortlich für die Absage war.

  • Two and a Half Men - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste (Episode 162)
    Episode 162:

    Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

    Jake escribe canciones de amor para cortejar a su ex-novia; Herb y Alan esconden su amistad secreta a Judith.

  • Two and a Half Men - Die Mutterfigur (Episode 162)
    Episode 162:

    Die Mutterfigur

    Charlie sucht sich eine Psychologin, da er ein Problem damit hat, dass er sich in die ältere Angie verliebt hat. Seine Ex-Freundin Tricia ist mittlerweile mit dem Sohn von Angie verlobt.

  • Two and a Half Men - Meander to Your Dander (Episode 162)
    Episode 162:

    Meander to Your Dander

    Charlie oferece conselhos a Alan sobre como romper uma relação com uma mulher, depois de ver que ele não está muito feliz no seu relacionamento.

  • Two and a Half Men - Warning, It's Dirty (Episode 161)
    Episode 161:

    Warning, It's Dirty

    Charlie entrena a Jake en el arte de la infidelidad mientras su novia sale por la Navidad.

  • Two and a Half Men - If My Hole Could Talk (Episode 161)
    Episode 161:

    If My Hole Could Talk

    Charlie se sente atraído por uma mulher que escreve livros de auto-ajuda; Jake e Alan brigam por causa de uma tarefa escolar.

  • Two and a Half Men - Der Jingle-Mufti (Episode 161)
    Episode 161:

    Der Jingle-Mufti

    Charlies jingle wurde zum besten Werbejingle nominiert und er geht mit zur Preisverleihung. Außerdem will er Rose unbedingt los werden, indem er sie dazu bringt, ihrem Freund ihre Liebe zu gestehen. Doch sie wollte Charlie nur eifersüchtig machen.

  • Two and a Half Men - That's Why They Call It Ball Room (Episode 160)
    Episode 160:

    That's Why They Call It Ball Room

    Charlie descubre que Chelsea no ha sido completamente honesta sobre sus finanzas.

  • Two and a Half Men - Waiting for the Right Snapper (Episode 160)
    Episode 160:

    Waiting for the Right Snapper

    Charlie tenta resistir à tentação quando conhece a filha da mulher com quem está saindo e descobre que a conheceu antes.

  • Two and a Half Men - Nieren wachsen schneller nach (Episode 160)
    Episode 160:

    Nieren wachsen schneller nach

    Alan steht noch immer im Bann seiner neuen Freundin Kandi. Sie ist zwar ziemlich naiv und auch nicht sehr intelligent, aber er ist einfach sehr froh, nach seiner langen Frauen-Durststrecke eine Freundin gefunden zu haben.

  • Two and a Half Men - She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime (Episode 159)
    Episode 159:

    She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

    Charlie se apresura a sacar a una mujer medio desnuda de su recámara antes de que llegue Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor).

  • Two and a Half Men - Zwei Hochzeiten und ein Lachanfall (Episode 159)
    Episode 159:

    Zwei Hochzeiten und ein Lachanfall

    Charlie verkündet, dass er Mia heiraten wird. Doch Alan und der Rest sind skeptisch. Rose, Charlies Stalkerin, versucht alles, um die Hochzeit zu verhindern. Dann beschließen Mia und Charlie, dass sie ganz allein in Las Vegas heiraten wollen.

  • Two and a Half Men - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey (Episode 159)
    Episode 159:

    I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

    Quando Charlie e Alan se irritam com suas discussões, Rose tenta ajudar os irmãos a resolver os desentendimentos.

  • Two and a Half Men - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie (Episode 158)
    Episode 158:

    David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

    Convencida de que Alan no es apreciado por su familia, Melissa le pide que viva con ella y con su madre.

  • Two and a Half Men - Das Wunschkind (Episode 158)
    Episode 158:

    Das Wunschkind

    Charlie trifft zufällig seine Ex-Freundin Chrissy, die er das letzte mal vor neun Jahren sah. Sie hat mittlerweile einen 8-Jährigen Sohn, der genauso aussieht wie er. Nun macht sich Charlie ernsthafte Sorgen, dass ihr Sohn Chuck sein Sohn ist.

  • Two and a Half Men - Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room (Episode 158)
    Episode 158:

    Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

    Charlie e Alan discutem a situação de Alan na casa e Alan e Jake acabam se mudando para a casa de Evelyn.

  • Two and a Half Men - I Think You Offended Don (Episode 157)
    Episode 157:

    I Think You Offended Don

    Judith está esperando una niña y Alan está convencido de que él es el padre; Jake está de muy buen humor y Charlie cree saber por qué.

  • Two and a Half Men - Meine Zunge ist aus Fleisch (Episode 157)
    Episode 157:

    Meine Zunge ist aus Fleisch

    Mia hat sich fest vorgenommen, aus Charlie einen besseren Menschen zu machen. Er soll von nun an mehr Sport machen und auf Alkohol, Tabak, fettiges Essen und Sportwetten verzichten. Charlie macht Mia einen vor.

  • Two and a Half Men - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On (Episode 157)
    Episode 157:

    A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

    Evelyn lê no obituário do jornal que seu segundo marido, Harry, morreu. Ela participa do funeral com Alan e fica furiosa ao descobrir que Harry e Alan tiveram contato após seu divórcio.