Alf and Bert take up golf.
Alf decides to clean the outside of the upstairs windows.
Minnie decides to send Bert jogging, so Alf becomes his personal trainer.
Rita asks Minnie from next door to clean the house while Alf is at work.
Alf decides to move next door with Bert and Minnie.
Alf finds out that his daughter and son-in-law are planning to put him in a home and go to Australia.
Alf, as treasurer of the Britannia Club, tries to make the books balance by borrowing from the Darts Club funds.
Beryl's mother-in-law dies, and the Garnett household hosts the wake.
Bigoted family patriarch Alf Garnett shares his views with his long-suffering wife and family.