Victor fakes an illness in order to get his son to come visit him; a psychic gives Isa some grim news.
A reclusive Archie is forced to face the modern world when the council plans to demolish his house; Jack and Victor take Archie under their wing and decide to introduce him to the 21st century.
Desperate times in Craiglang call for desperate measures, so Jack and Victor call in an old friend to clean up the town.
Tam wins disabled Joe's disability scooter from him in a card game; Jack and Victor set out to win it back for him.
It's back to school for Jack and Victor, but it remains to be seen if their new found knowledge is enough to help them win the pub quiz.
Victor wins a dog in a pub competition; Jack feels blue after watching a video of his family in Canada.
The oldest cruisers in town, Jack and Victor, have got a new set of wheels; the open road turns into a highway to hell for Victor when his friend forces him to do all the driving.
A new wonder drug seems to hold the promise of eternal youth for Jack and Victor.
The local park has gone downhill and Winston has a plan that will improve it.
When Jack and Victor aren't invited to the wedding of the year, they decide to do something about it; Winston has his own plan to get an invite.
Jack and Victor, jealous of Old Tam's success at winning prizes by entering catchphrase competitions, decide to come up with a catchy new slogan for scones.
Jack asks the woman in the charity shop out on a date.
Jack and Victor enlist their friend Shug and his acute sense of hearing as they try to discover what Victor's son is saying on the answering machine.
It's the middle of a harsh winter and the guys are frozen beyond belief; the desperation to find heat tempts them to break the law.
Obnoxious neighbors are making Jack's life hell, but luckily for Jack, a man's death has freed up a space where his best friend lives.