Son of the Beach

Son of the Beach

2000 - 2007, Action, Comedy
Lifeguard Notch Johnson and his SPF-30 unit work in California.

Episode Guide

  • Son of the Beach - Bad News Mr. Johnson (Season 3 Episode 14)
    Season 3 Episode 14:

    Bad News Mr. Johnson

    Kooze confesses to Notch.

  • Son of the Beach - Jailhouse Notch (Season 3 Episode 13)
    Season 3 Episode 13:

    Jailhouse Notch

    Notch must escape from jail to find Kooze, who is the one man who can exonerate him.

  • Son of the Beach - Taco Lips Now (Season 3 Episode 12)
    Season 3 Episode 12:

    Taco Lips Now

    Notch is confronted about his dealings during a ceremony to honor his Vietnam actions.

  • Son of the Beach - The Long Hot Johnson (Season 3 Episode 11)
    Season 3 Episode 11:

    The Long Hot Johnson

    Notch and the gang go to South Malibu Adjacent.

  • Son of the Beach - Empty the Dragon (Season 3 Episode 10)
    Season 3 Episode 10:

    Empty the Dragon

    Notch, Kimberlee, Porcelain and Chip go to Japan.

  • Son of the Beach - Godfather Knows Best (Season 3 Episode 9)
    Season 3 Episode 9:

    Godfather Knows Best

  • Son of the Beach - Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood (Season 3 Episode 8)
    Season 3 Episode 8:

    Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood

  • Son of the Beach - You Only Come Once (Season 3 Episode 7)
    Season 3 Episode 7:

    You Only Come Once

    A dulcet-voiced villain (Frank Sinatra Jr.) drastically changes Malibu Adjacent's weather.

  • Son of the Beach - The Gay Team (Season 3 Episode 6)
    Season 3 Episode 6:

    The Gay Team

    Notch's investigation of single men disappearing from the beach leads him to Capt. Entinelle (Alan Thicke.)

  • Son of the Beach - Witness for the Prostitution (Season 3 Episode 5)
    Season 3 Episode 5:

    Witness for the Prostitution

    A sorority house president forces pledges to staff an escort service.

  • Son of the Beach - Three Days of the Condom (Season 3 Episode 4)
    Season 3 Episode 4:

    Three Days of the Condom

    The gang treks to Washington, D.C., after B.J. disappears from her internship.

  • Son of the Beach - In the Line of Booty (Season 3 Episode 3)
    Season 3 Episode 3:

    In the Line of Booty

    Jamaica's new boyfriend is a suspect in the attempted murder of rapper Larry "Biggy" Little.

  • Son of the Beach - Saturday Night Queefer (Season 3 Episode 2)
    Season 3 Episode 2:

    Saturday Night Queefer

    Johnny Queefer (David Arquette) wants to quit his job and dance on Broadway.

  • Son of the Beach - Penetration Island (Season 3 Episode 1)
    Season 3 Episode 1:

    Penetration Island

    Media mogul Tex Finkelstein lures Notch and the gang into starring in a reality show to raise money for charity.

  • Son of the Beach - Booger Nights (Season 2 Episode 15)
    Season 2 Episode 15:

    Booger Nights

    Chip's sister (Victoria Silvstedt) becomes an adult-film star; mayor attends the governor's ball.

  • Son of the Beach - Area 69 (Season 2 Episode 14)
    Season 2 Episode 14:

    Area 69

    Notch and Kimberlee venture to a secret area when something abducts B.J.; a network executive visits.

  • Son of the Beach - Grand Prix (Season 2 Episode 13)
    Season 2 Episode 13:

    Grand Prix

    Notch competes in a car race against a Frenchman (David Graff); B.J. and Jamaica save a lesbian bar.

  • Son of the Beach - The Sexorcist (Season 2 Episode 12)
    Season 2 Episode 12:

    The Sexorcist

    The devil possesses B.J.; a reporter threatens the mayor with sexual harassment.

  • Son of the Beach - The Island of Dr. Merlot (Season 2 Episode 11)
    Season 2 Episode 11:

    The Island of Dr. Merlot

    A madman hunts Notch and B.J. on a deserted island; Kody becomes the new Head Lifeguard.

  • Son of the Beach - Showtime at the Apollo 13 (Season 2 Episode 10)
    Season 2 Episode 10:

    Showtime at the Apollo 13

    Jamaica becomes the first black lifeguard in space; Chip crusades for Germans.

  • Son of the Beach - It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World (Season 2 Episode 9)
    Season 2 Episode 9:

    It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World

    Kimberlee's new boyfriend kills beautiful women at the Nude-lympics.

  • Son of the Beach - A Tale of Two Johnsons (Season 2 Episode 8)
    Season 2 Episode 8:

    A Tale of Two Johnsons

    An evil Notch clone (Timothy Stack) is doing a crime syndicate's dirty work all over Malibu. Guest star: Jerry Springer.

  • Son of the Beach - Chip's a Goy (Season 2 Episode 7)
    Season 2 Episode 7:

    Chip's a Goy

    In need of a vacation, Notch takes the team on a trek to the Middle East to meet his Israeli counterpart, Noccus Johnstein.

  • Son of the Beach - Light My Firebush (Season 2 Episode 6)
    Season 2 Episode 6:

    Light My Firebush

    B.J.'s stepfather shows up to teach her a lesson; Notch's American-Indian half-sister, Firebush, joins the gang.

  • Son of the Beach - Queefer Madness (Season 2 Episode 5)
    Season 2 Episode 5:

    Queefer Madness

    Johnny Queefer, a troubled teen, and his biker gang ride into to town to stir up trouble for Notch and his team.

  • Son of the Beach - Rod Strikes Back (Season 2 Episode 4)
    Season 2 Episode 4:

    Rod Strikes Back

    A cult leader's (Mark Hamill) return calls the lifeguards into action; Chip's dog swims over from Germany.

  • Son of the Beach - Remember Her Titans (Season 2 Episode 3)
    Season 2 Episode 3:

    Remember Her Titans

    Jamaica's boyfriend is in debt due to compulsive gambling.

  • Son of the Beach - From Russia With Johnson (Season 2 Episode 2)
    Season 2 Episode 2:

    From Russia With Johnson

    A Russian sub is stranded off the coast of Malibu; Chip falls for a mermaid (Angelica Bridges.)

  • Son of the Beach - B.J. Blue Hawaii (Season 2 Episode 1)
    Season 2 Episode 1:

    B.J. Blue Hawaii

    The gang visits King Kumonya (Pat Morita) in Hawaii; B.J. and Jamaica compete in a beauty contest.

  • Son of the Beach - Mario Putzo's ... The Last Dong (Season 1 Episode 13)
    Season 1 Episode 13:

    Mario Putzo's ... The Last Dong

    The head of a crime family starts running the racket in Malibu Adjacent; B.J. falls for Chip's sister.

  • Son of the Beach - Attack of the Coctopuss (Season 1 Episode 12)
    Season 1 Episode 12:

    Attack of the Coctopuss

    The unit tries to save a rare cocktapus from the mayor's "seaquarium"; Chip is courted by a record executive.

  • Son of the Beach - A Star Is Boned (Season 1 Episode 11)
    Season 1 Episode 11:

    A Star Is Boned

    Notch falls for a starlet he protects from a stalker; Jamaica runs a bachelor auction.

  • Son of the Beach - Day of the Jackass (Season 1 Episode 10)
    Season 1 Episode 10:

    Day of the Jackass

    Notch's old Army friend (Alan Thicke) plans to sabotage a peace conference; Jamaica falls in love with a prince.

  • Son of the Beach - South of Her Border (Season 1 Episode 9)
    Season 1 Episode 9:

    South of Her Border

    The Humidor president (Erik Estrada) imprisons Notch and the girls; Chip runs a lifeguard program.

  • Son of the Beach - Miso Honei (Season 1 Episode 8)
    Season 1 Episode 8:

    Miso Honei

    The mayor asks Notch and Adolf Manson to surf a tsunami; Chip and B.J. fall in love.

  • Son of the Beach - Eat My Muffin (Season 1 Episode 7)
    Season 1 Episode 7:

    Eat My Muffin

    The Divine Rod (Mark Hamill) cares for B.J.; Mayor Massengil bets on the Tetherball Invitational Tournament.

  • Son of the Beach - Fanny and the Professor (Season 1 Episode 6)
    Season 1 Episode 6:

    Fanny and the Professor

    The mayor fires the unit members and replaces them with three female robots (the Dahm Triplets.)

  • Son of the Beach - Two Thongs Don't Make a Right (Season 1 Episode 5)
    Season 1 Episode 5:

    Two Thongs Don't Make a Right

    The mayor (Lisa Banes) gains the support of a conservative political group by banning thongs on the beach.

  • Son of the Beach - Love, Native-American Style (Season 1 Episode 4)
    Season 1 Episode 4:

    Love, Native-American Style

    Notch tries to stop a developer from building a casino on the Indian reservation; Chip strips at a dance club.

  • Son of the Beach - In the G-Hetto (Season 1 Episode 3)
    Season 1 Episode 3:

    In the G-Hetto

    Jamaica's former gang-leader kidnaps her sister to force Jamaica to smuggle drugs; Chip enters the Mr. Pec Pageant.

  • Son of the Beach - Silence of the Clams (Season 1 Episode 2)
    Season 1 Episode 2:

    Silence of the Clams

    Notch and the gang stop a terrorist from spreading toxic waste on Malibu Adjacent's shore during spring break.

  • Son of the Beach - With Sex You Get Eggroll (Season 1 Episode 1)
    Season 1 Episode 1:

    With Sex You Get Eggroll

    Notch Johnson (Timothy Stack) and his lifeguards bungle their way through dangerous situations.