Myrtle's creative writing class are putting on a performance evening.
Shane's inability to cope with an unsliced loaf of bread puts a damper on Velma's plans for Saturday.
Bazza has got himself a girlfriend, and agrees to bring her along to the pub to celebrate his birthday.
Shane has questions about his son; a school project leads to a trip to see Myrtle's mum and gran.
Myrtle is on a health kick and is feeding the family on salad.
Lenny fails to enjoy his birthday party as a girl he's fallen for hasn't shown up.
Shane's daughter Velma brings home Audrey, her new American friend.