1988 - 2018, Comedy
The Conner family deals with everyday problems like juggling work and family, and trying to make ends meet.

Episode Guide

  • Roseanne - Roseanne (Season 10 Episode 2)
    Season 10 Episode 2:


    Darlene's son is bullied at school; Becky invites Andrea over to meet the family.

  • Roseanne - Roseanne (Season 10 Episode 1)
    Season 10 Episode 1:


    Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children; Becky announces she is going to be a surrogate to make extra money.

  • Roseanne - Roseanne (Season 10 Episode 1)
    Season 10 Episode 1:


    Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children; Becky announces she is going to be a surrogate to make extra money; Darlene's son is bullied at school; Becky invites Andrea over to meet the family.

  • Roseanne - Into That Good Night (Season 9 Episode 24)
    Season 9 Episode 24:

    Into That Good Night

    The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.

  • Roseanne - Into That Good Night (Season 9 Episode 23)
    Season 9 Episode 23:

    Into That Good Night

    Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.

  • Roseanne - Arsenic and Old Mom (Season 9 Episode 22)
    Season 9 Episode 22:

    Arsenic and Old Mom

    Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the arrival of Dan's mom, who has been released from a psychiatric hospital.

  • Roseanne - The Truth Be Told (Season 9 Episode 21)
    Season 9 Episode 21:

    The Truth Be Told

    Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter.

  • Roseanne - Roseanne-Feld (Season 9 Episode 20)
    Season 9 Episode 20:


    Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex.

  • Roseanne - The Miracle (Season 9 Episode 19)
    Season 9 Episode 19:

    The Miracle

    Doctors offer little hope when Darlene's baby is born prematurely, but Roseanne remains confident the baby will survive.

  • Roseanne - A Second Chance (Season 9 Episode 18)
    Season 9 Episode 18:

    A Second Chance

    Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital.

  • Roseanne - Some Enchanted Merger (Season 9 Episode 17)
    Season 9 Episode 17:

    Some Enchanted Merger

    Roseanne discovers an attraction to Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin) and realizes he feels the same way about her.

  • Roseanne - Lanford's Elite (Season 9 Episode 16)
    Season 9 Episode 16:

    Lanford's Elite

    Roseanne bonds with the son (James Brolin) of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future.

  • Roseanne - The War Room (Season 9 Episode 15)
    Season 9 Episode 15:

    The War Room

    Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room.

  • Roseanne - Hit the Road, Jack (Season 9 Episode 14)
    Season 9 Episode 14:

    Hit the Road, Jack

    Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate.

  • Roseanne - Say It Ain't So (Season 9 Episode 13)
    Season 9 Episode 13:

    Say It Ain't So

    Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.

  • Roseanne - Home for the Holidays (Season 9 Episode 12)
    Season 9 Episode 12:

    Home for the Holidays

    Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are.

  • Roseanne - Mothers and Other Strangers (Season 9 Episode 11)
    Season 9 Episode 11:

    Mothers and Other Strangers

    Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.

  • Roseanne - Home Is Where the Afghan Is (Season 9 Episode 10)
    Season 9 Episode 10:

    Home Is Where the Afghan Is

    Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche.

  • Roseanne - Roseambo (Season 9 Episode 9)
    Season 9 Episode 9:


    Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train.

  • Roseanne - Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti (Season 9 Episode 8)
    Season 9 Episode 8:

    Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti

    A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.

  • Roseanne - Satan, Darling (Season 9 Episode 7)
    Season 9 Episode 7:

    Satan, Darling

    Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

  • Roseanne - Pampered to a Pulp (Season 9 Episode 6)
    Season 9 Episode 6:

    Pampered to a Pulp

    After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much.

  • Roseanne - Someday My Prince Will Come (Season 9 Episode 5)
    Season 9 Episode 5:

    Someday My Prince Will Come

    A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sweeps Jackie off her feet and whisks the entire Conner family to New York on his private jet.

  • Roseanne - Honor Thy Mother (Season 9 Episode 4)
    Season 9 Episode 4:

    Honor Thy Mother

    When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother.

  • Roseanne - What a Day for a Daydream (Season 9 Episode 3)
    Season 9 Episode 3:

    What a Day for a Daydream

    Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.

  • Roseanne - Millions From Heaven (Season 9 Episode 2)
    Season 9 Episode 2:

    Millions From Heaven

    Roseanne and Dan try to prove that new wealth will not change the Conner family when they win the state lottery.

  • Roseanne - Call Waiting (Season 9 Episode 1)
    Season 9 Episode 1:

    Call Waiting

    Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from popular TV sitcoms after overdosing on reruns.

  • Roseanne - Fights and Stuff (Season 8 Episode 25)
    Season 8 Episode 25:

    Fights and Stuff

    Dan and Roseanne's marriage is threatened after Dan returns home from the hospital.

  • Roseanne - Heart & Soul (Season 8 Episode 24)
    Season 8 Episode 24:

    Heart & Soul

    David and Darlene postpone their honeymoon when an unplanned event occurs at the wedding reception.

  • Roseanne - The Wedding (Season 8 Episode 23)
    Season 8 Episode 23:

    The Wedding

    Dan and Roseanne express their emotions on Darlene's wedding day.

  • Roseanne - Ballroom Blitz (Season 8 Episode 22)
    Season 8 Episode 22:

    Ballroom Blitz

    Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev (Estelle Parsons) fantasizes about her dance instructor (Tony Curtis).

  • Roseanne - Morning Becomes Obnoxious (Season 8 Episode 21)
    Season 8 Episode 21:

    Morning Becomes Obnoxious

    A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

  • Roseanne - Another Mouth to Shut Up (Season 8 Episode 20)
    Season 8 Episode 20:

    Another Mouth to Shut Up

    Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

  • Roseanne - Springtime for David (Season 8 Episode 19)
    Season 8 Episode 19:

    Springtime for David

    David leaves the Conner household to work and live at a bizarre amusement park.

  • Roseanne - Disney World War II (Season 8 Episode 18)
    Season 8 Episode 18:

    Disney World War II

    Walt Disney World has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

  • Roseanne - We're Going to Disney World (Season 8 Episode 17)
    Season 8 Episode 17:

    We're Going to Disney World

    Roseanne plans to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.

  • Roseanne - Construction Junction (Season 8 Episode 16)
    Season 8 Episode 16:

    Construction Junction

    Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

  • Roseanne - Out of the Past (Season 8 Episode 15)
    Season 8 Episode 15:

    Out of the Past

    Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.

  • Roseanne - Becky Howser, M.D. (Season 8 Episode 14)
    Season 8 Episode 14:

    Becky Howser, M.D.

    Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

  • Roseanne - The White Sheep of the Family (Season 8 Episode 13)
    Season 8 Episode 13:

    The White Sheep of the Family

    A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

  • Roseanne - The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract (Season 8 Episode 12)
    Season 8 Episode 12:

    The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

    The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.

  • Roseanne - December Bride (Season 8 Episode 11)
    Season 8 Episode 11:

    December Bride

    A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

  • Roseanne - Direct to Video (Season 8 Episode 10)
    Season 8 Episode 10:

    Direct to Video

    Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

  • Roseanne - Of Mice and Dan (Season 8 Episode 9)
    Season 8 Episode 9:

    Of Mice and Dan

    Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

  • Roseanne - The Last Thursday in November (Season 8 Episode 8)
    Season 8 Episode 8:

    The Last Thursday in November

    The Conners gain a new perspective on Thanksgiving after attending D.J.'s school pageant.

  • Roseanne - The Getaway, Almost (Season 8 Episode 7)
    Season 8 Episode 7:

    The Getaway, Almost

    Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.

  • Roseanne - The Fifties Show (Season 8 Episode 6)
    Season 8 Episode 6:

    The Fifties Show

    A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.

  • Roseanne - Halloween: The Final Chapter (Season 8 Episode 5)
    Season 8 Episode 5:

    Halloween: The Final Chapter

    A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

  • Roseanne - The Last Date (Season 8 Episode 4)
    Season 8 Episode 4:

    The Last Date

    During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.

  • Roseanne - Roseanne in the Hood (Season 8 Episode 3)
    Season 8 Episode 3:

    Roseanne in the Hood

    A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box, and while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.

  • Roseanne - Let Them Eat Junk (Season 8 Episode 2)
    Season 8 Episode 2:

    Let Them Eat Junk

    Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

  • Roseanne - Shower the People You Love With Stuff (Season 8 Episode 1)
    Season 8 Episode 1:

    Shower the People You Love With Stuff

    Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

  • Roseanne - Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute (Season 7 Episode 26)
    Season 7 Episode 26:

    Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

    Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.

  • Roseanne - Couch Potatoes (Season 7 Episode 25)
    Season 7 Episode 25:

    Couch Potatoes

    Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

  • Roseanne - The Birds and the Frozen Bees (Season 7 Episode 24)
    Season 7 Episode 24:

    The Birds and the Frozen Bees

    Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.

  • Roseanne - The Blaming of the Shrew (Season 7 Episode 23)
    Season 7 Episode 23:

    The Blaming of the Shrew

    Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

  • Roseanne - Happy Trailers (Season 7 Episode 22)
    Season 7 Episode 22:

    Happy Trailers

    Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

  • Roseanne - Husbands and Wives (Season 7 Episode 21)
    Season 7 Episode 21:

    Husbands and Wives

    Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.

  • Roseanne - All About Rosey (Season 7 Episode 20)
    Season 7 Episode 20:

    All About Rosey

    Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne.".

  • Roseanne - Single Married Female (Season 7 Episode 18)
    Season 7 Episode 18:

    Single Married Female

    While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

  • Roseanne - Lost Youth (Season 7 Episode 17)
    Season 7 Episode 17:

    Lost Youth

    Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.

  • Roseanne - Sisters (Season 7 Episode 16)
    Season 7 Episode 16:


    D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

  • Roseanne - Bed and Bored (Season 7 Episode 15)
    Season 7 Episode 15:

    Bed and Bored

    Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.

  • Roseanne - My Name Is Bev (Season 7 Episode 14)
    Season 7 Episode 14:

    My Name Is Bev

    Bev's arrest for drunken driving lands her in Alcoholics Anonymous, but the Conners' Super Bowl party tests her sobriety.

  • Roseanne - Rear Window (Season 7 Episode 13)
    Season 7 Episode 13:

    Rear Window

    Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.

  • Roseanne - The Parenting Trap (Season 7 Episode 12)
    Season 7 Episode 12:

    The Parenting Trap

    D.J. is falling behind in school; Darlene finds David in a new relationship.

  • Roseanne - Maybe Baby (Season 7 Episode 11)
    Season 7 Episode 11:

    Maybe Baby

    As Dan and Roseanne await word on her pregnancy, he feels left out of the decision-making process.

  • Roseanne - Thanksgiving 1994 (Season 7 Episode 10)
    Season 7 Episode 10:

    Thanksgiving 1994

    The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting.

  • Roseanne - White Men Can't Kiss (Season 7 Episode 9)
    Season 7 Episode 9:

    White Men Can't Kiss

    Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

  • Roseanne - Punch and Jimmy (Season 7 Episode 8)
    Season 7 Episode 8:

    Punch and Jimmy

    Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.

  • Roseanne - Follow the Son (Season 7 Episode 7)
    Season 7 Episode 7:

    Follow the Son

    Roseanne is jealous of Dan's new bond with D.J.; David dislikes Darlene's new beau.

  • Roseanne - Skeleton in the Closet (Season 7 Episode 6)
    Season 7 Episode 6:

    Skeleton in the Closet

    Roseanne's attempts to prank everybody at Leon's Halloween party.

  • Roseanne - Sleeper (Season 7 Episode 5)
    Season 7 Episode 5:


    David reveals the woman who appeared in his racy dream, disquieting all.

  • Roseanne - Girl Talk (Season 7 Episode 4)
    Season 7 Episode 4:

    Girl Talk

    Dan does not like Roseanne meddling in Becky's marital problems.

  • Roseanne - Snoop Davey Dave (Season 7 Episode 3)
    Season 7 Episode 3:

    Snoop Davey Dave

    Jilted David's revelation about Darlene shocks Dan and Roseanne.

  • Roseanne - Two for One (Season 7 Episode 2)
    Season 7 Episode 2:

    Two for One

    Pregnancy gives Roseanne and Dan problems; Darlene dates another guy.

  • Roseanne - Nine Is Enough (Season 7 Episode 1)
    Season 7 Episode 1:

    Nine Is Enough

    With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.

  • Roseanne - Altar Egos (Season 6 Episode 25)
    Season 6 Episode 25:

    Altar Egos

    Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.

  • Roseanne - Isn't It Romantic? (Season 6 Episode 24)
    Season 6 Episode 24:

    Isn't It Romantic?

    Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

  • Roseanne - Body by Jake (Season 6 Episode 23)
    Season 6 Episode 23:

    Body by Jake

    Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.

  • Roseanne - I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep (Season 6 Episode 22)
    Season 6 Episode 22:

    I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

    D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.

  • Roseanne - Lies My Father Told Me (Season 6 Episode 21)
    Season 6 Episode 21:

    Lies My Father Told Me

    Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.

  • Roseanne - Past Imperfect (Season 6 Episode 20)
    Season 6 Episode 20:

    Past Imperfect

    When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

  • Roseanne - Labor Day (Season 6 Episode 19)
    Season 6 Episode 19:

    Labor Day

    Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

  • Roseanne - Don't Ask, Don't Tell (Season 6 Episode 18)
    Season 6 Episode 18:

    Don't Ask, Don't Tell

    Roseanne has a close encounter of a different kind when she goes to a gay bar with Nancy.

  • Roseanne - Don't Make Room for Daddy (Season 6 Episode 17)
    Season 6 Episode 17:

    Don't Make Room for Daddy

    Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

  • Roseanne - Everyone Comes to Jackie's (Season 6 Episode 16)
    Season 6 Episode 16:

    Everyone Comes to Jackie's

    Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.

  • Roseanne - David vs. Goliath (Season 6 Episode 15)
    Season 6 Episode 15:

    David vs. Goliath

    Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.

  • Roseanne - Busted (Season 6 Episode 14)
    Season 6 Episode 14:


    Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

  • Roseanne - Suck Up or Shut Up (Season 6 Episode 13)
    Season 6 Episode 13:

    Suck Up or Shut Up

    Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate.

  • Roseanne - White Trash Christmas (Season 6 Episode 12)
    Season 6 Episode 12:

    White Trash Christmas

    The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.

  • Roseanne - The Driver's Seat (Season 6 Episode 11)
    Season 6 Episode 11:

    The Driver's Seat

    Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.

  • Roseanne - Thanksgiving '93 (Season 6 Episode 10)
    Season 6 Episode 10:

    Thanksgiving '93

    A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.

  • Roseanne - Homecoming (Season 6 Episode 9)
    Season 6 Episode 9:


    Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky.

  • Roseanne - Guilt by Imagination (Season 6 Episode 8)
    Season 6 Episode 8:

    Guilt by Imagination

    Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.

  • Roseanne - Homeward Bound (Season 6 Episode 7)
    Season 6 Episode 7:

    Homeward Bound

    A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.

  • Roseanne - Halloween V (Season 6 Episode 6)
    Season 6 Episode 6:

    Halloween V

    Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

  • Roseanne - Be My Baby (Season 6 Episode 5)
    Season 6 Episode 5:

    Be My Baby

    After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.

  • Roseanne - A Stash From the Past (Season 6 Episode 4)
    Season 6 Episode 4:

    A Stash From the Past

    Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

  • Roseanne - Party Politics (Season 6 Episode 3)
    Season 6 Episode 3:

    Party Politics

    Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

  • Roseanne - The Mommy's Curse (Season 6 Episode 2)
    Season 6 Episode 2:

    The Mommy's Curse

    Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

  • Roseanne - Two Down, One to Go (Season 6 Episode 1)
    Season 6 Episode 1:

    Two Down, One to Go

    Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

  • Roseanne - Daughters and Other Strangers (Season 5 Episode 25)
    Season 5 Episode 25:

    Daughters and Other Strangers

    Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J.

  • Roseanne - Tooth or Consequences (Season 5 Episode 24)
    Season 5 Episode 24:

    Tooth or Consequences

    Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family.

  • Roseanne - Glengarry, Glen Rosey (Season 5 Episode 23)
    Season 5 Episode 23:

    Glengarry, Glen Rosey

    Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town.

  • Roseanne - Promises, Promises (Season 5 Episode 22)
    Season 5 Episode 22:

    Promises, Promises

    Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.

  • Roseanne - Playing With Matches (Season 5 Episode 21)
    Season 5 Episode 21:

    Playing With Matches

    Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home.

  • Roseanne - It Was Twenty Years Ago Today (Season 5 Episode 20)
    Season 5 Episode 20:

    It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

    Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift.

  • Roseanne - It's a Boy! (Season 5 Episode 19)
    Season 5 Episode 19:

    It's a Boy!

    Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.

  • Roseanne - Lose a Job, Winnebago (Season 5 Episode 18)
    Season 5 Episode 18:

    Lose a Job, Winnebago

    The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show" when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home.

  • Roseanne - First Cousin, Twice Removed (Season 5 Episode 17)
    Season 5 Episode 17:

    First Cousin, Twice Removed

    Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams.

  • Roseanne - Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home (Season 5 Episode 16)
    Season 5 Episode 16:

    Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home

    The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress.

  • Roseanne - Lanford Daze (Season 5 Episode 15)
    Season 5 Episode 15:

    Lanford Daze

    The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play.

  • Roseanne - War and Peace (Season 5 Episode 14)
    Season 5 Episode 14:

    War and Peace

    Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her.

  • Roseanne - Crime and Punishment (Season 5 Episode 13)
    Season 5 Episode 13:

    Crime and Punishment

    Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.

  • Roseanne - No Place Like Home for the Holidays (Season 5 Episode 12)
    Season 5 Episode 12:

    No Place Like Home for the Holidays

    A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home.

  • Roseanne - Of Ice and Men (Season 5 Episode 11)
    Season 5 Episode 11:

    Of Ice and Men

    Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league.

  • Roseanne - Good Girls, Bad Girls (Season 5 Episode 10)
    Season 5 Episode 10:

    Good Girls, Bad Girls

    Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert.

  • Roseanne - Stand on Your Man (Season 5 Episode 9)
    Season 5 Episode 9:

    Stand on Your Man

    Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late.

  • Roseanne - Ladies Choice (Season 5 Episode 8)
    Season 5 Episode 8:

    Ladies Choice

    Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.

  • Roseanne - Halloween IV (Season 5 Episode 7)
    Season 5 Episode 7:

    Halloween IV

    Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.

  • Roseanne - Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places (Season 5 Episode 6)
    Season 5 Episode 6:

    Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

    Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.

  • Roseanne - Pretty in Black (Season 5 Episode 5)
    Season 5 Episode 5:

    Pretty in Black

    Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.

  • Roseanne - Mommy Nearest (Season 5 Episode 4)
    Season 5 Episode 4:

    Mommy Nearest

    Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).

  • Roseanne - The Dark Ages (Season 5 Episode 3)
    Season 5 Episode 3:

    The Dark Ages

    The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.

  • Roseanne - Terms of Estrangement (Season 5 Episode 2)
    Season 5 Episode 2:

    Terms of Estrangement

    Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.

  • Roseanne - Terms of Estrangement (Season 5 Episode 1)
    Season 5 Episode 1:

    Terms of Estrangement

    Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

  • Roseanne - Aliens (Season 4 Episode 25)
    Season 4 Episode 25:


    Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.

  • Roseanne - Don't Make Me Over (Season 4 Episode 24)
    Season 4 Episode 24:

    Don't Make Me Over

    Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.

  • Roseanne - Secrets (Season 4 Episode 23)
    Season 4 Episode 23:


    Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.

  • Roseanne - Deliverance (Season 4 Episode 22)
    Season 4 Episode 22:


    Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.

  • Roseanne - Lies (Season 4 Episode 21)
    Season 4 Episode 21:


    Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

  • Roseanne - Therapy (Season 4 Episode 20)
    Season 4 Episode 20:


    Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.

  • Roseanne - The Commercial Show (Season 4 Episode 19)
    Season 4 Episode 19:

    The Commercial Show

    Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.

  • Roseanne - This Old House (Season 4 Episode 18)
    Season 4 Episode 18:

    This Old House

    Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.

  • Roseanne - Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Season 4 Episode 17)
    Season 4 Episode 17:

    Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

    Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.

  • Roseanne - Less Is More (Season 4 Episode 16)
    Season 4 Episode 16:

    Less Is More

    Roseanne's doctor suggests breast-reduction surgery as a cure for her chronic back pain.

  • Roseanne - The Back Story (Season 4 Episode 15)
    Season 4 Episode 15:

    The Back Story

    Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household, and her mother arrives.

  • Roseanne - The Bowling Show (Season 4 Episode 14)
    Season 4 Episode 14:

    The Bowling Show

    Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

  • Roseanne - Bingo (Season 4 Episode 13)
    Season 4 Episode 13:


    Roseanne gets hooked on bingo; Dan and the kids baby-sit Crystal's son.

  • Roseanne - Santa Claus (Season 4 Episode 12)
    Season 4 Episode 12:

    Santa Claus

    As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

  • Roseanne - Kansas City, Here We Come (Season 4 Episode 11)
    Season 4 Episode 11:

    Kansas City, Here We Come

    Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.

  • Roseanne - Thanksgiving 1991 (Season 4 Episode 10)
    Season 4 Episode 10:

    Thanksgiving 1991

    A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

  • Roseanne - Stressed to Kill (Season 4 Episode 9)
    Season 4 Episode 9:

    Stressed to Kill

    Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

  • Roseanne - Vegas, Vegas (Season 4 Episode 8)
    Season 4 Episode 8:

    Vegas, Vegas

    The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

  • Roseanne - Vegas (Season 4 Episode 7)
    Season 4 Episode 7:


    The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.

  • Roseanne - Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down (Season 4 Episode 6)
    Season 4 Episode 6:

    Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

    The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

  • Roseanne - Tolerate Thy Neighbor (Season 4 Episode 5)
    Season 4 Episode 5:

    Tolerate Thy Neighbor

    Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

  • Roseanne - Darlene Fades to Black (Season 4 Episode 4)
    Season 4 Episode 4:

    Darlene Fades to Black

    Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

  • Roseanne - Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker (Season 4 Episode 3)
    Season 4 Episode 3:

    Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

    After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.

  • Roseanne - Take My Bike, Please (Season 4 Episode 2)
    Season 4 Episode 2:

    Take My Bike, Please

    Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

  • Roseanne - A Bitter Pill to Swallow (Season 4 Episode 1)
    Season 4 Episode 1:

    A Bitter Pill to Swallow

    Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

  • Roseanne - The Pied Piper of Lanford (Season 3 Episode 25)
    Season 3 Episode 25:

    The Pied Piper of Lanford

    Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.

  • Roseanne - Scenes From a Barbecue (Season 3 Episode 24)
    Season 3 Episode 24:

    Scenes From a Barbecue

    Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.

  • Roseanne - Dances With Darlene (Season 3 Episode 23)
    Season 3 Episode 23:

    Dances With Darlene

    Roseanne wants Darlene to dress like a girl for a school dance.

  • Roseanne - Second Time Around (Season 3 Episode 22)
    Season 3 Episode 22:

    Second Time Around

    Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

  • Roseanne - Troubles With the Rubbles (Season 3 Episode 21)
    Season 3 Episode 21:

    Troubles With the Rubbles

    Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).

  • Roseanne - Her Boyfriend's Back (Season 3 Episode 20)
    Season 3 Episode 20:

    Her Boyfriend's Back

    Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

  • Roseanne - Vegas Interruptus (Season 3 Episode 19)
    Season 3 Episode 19:

    Vegas Interruptus

    Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

  • Roseanne - Communicable Theater (Season 3 Episode 18)
    Season 3 Episode 18:

    Communicable Theater

    When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

  • Roseanne - Communicable Theater (Season 3 Episode 18)
    Season 3 Episode 18:

    Communicable Theater

    When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

  • Roseanne - Valentine's Day (Season 3 Episode 17)
    Season 3 Episode 17:

    Valentine's Day

    Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene is spurned.

  • Roseanne - Valentine's Day (Season 3 Episode 17)
    Season 3 Episode 17:

    Valentine's Day

    Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene is spurned.

  • Roseanne - Home Ec (Season 3 Episode 16)
    Season 3 Episode 16:

    Home Ec

    Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.

  • Roseanne - Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore (Season 3 Episode 15)
    Season 3 Episode 15:

    Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

    Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.

  • Roseanne - The Wedding (Season 3 Episode 14)
    Season 3 Episode 14:

    The Wedding

    Plans for Eddie and Crystal's wedding proceed until Crystal reveals more news.

  • Roseanne - The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father (Season 3 Episode 13)
    Season 3 Episode 13:

    The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

    Dan's father (Ned Beatty) announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

  • Roseanne - Confessions (Season 3 Episode 12)
    Season 3 Episode 12:


    Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.

  • Roseanne - Do You Know Where Your Parents Are? (Season 3 Episode 11)
    Season 3 Episode 11:

    Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

    Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

  • Roseanne - Dream Lover (Season 3 Episode 10)
    Season 3 Episode 10:

    Dream Lover

    Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

  • Roseanne - Bird Is the Word (Season 3 Episode 9)
    Season 3 Episode 9:

    Bird Is the Word

    Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

  • Roseanne - PMS, I Love You (Season 3 Episode 8)
    Season 3 Episode 8:

    PMS, I Love You

    Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

  • Roseanne - Trick or Treat (Season 3 Episode 7)
    Season 3 Episode 7:

    Trick or Treat

    In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

  • Roseanne - Becky, Beds and Boys (Season 3 Episode 6)
    Season 3 Episode 6:

    Becky, Beds and Boys

    Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

  • Roseanne - Good-bye Mr. Right (Season 3 Episode 5)
    Season 3 Episode 5:

    Good-bye Mr. Right

    Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

  • Roseanne - Like, a New Job (Season 3 Episode 4)
    Season 3 Episode 4:

    Like, a New Job

    Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

  • Roseanne - Like a Virgin (Season 3 Episode 3)
    Season 3 Episode 3:

    Like a Virgin

    Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

  • Roseanne - Friends and Relatives (Season 3 Episode 2)
    Season 3 Episode 2:

    Friends and Relatives

    Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

  • Roseanne - The Test (Season 3 Episode 1)
    Season 3 Episode 1:

    The Test

    The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

  • Roseanne - Happy Birthday (Season 2 Episode 24)
    Season 2 Episode 24:

    Happy Birthday

    Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

  • Roseanne - Fathers and Daughters (Season 2 Episode 23)
    Season 2 Episode 23:

    Fathers and Daughters

    Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

  • Roseanne - April Fool's Day (Season 2 Episode 22)
    Season 2 Episode 22:

    April Fool's Day

    Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

  • Roseanne - Fender Bender (Season 2 Episode 21)
    Season 2 Episode 21:

    Fender Bender

    After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two.

  • Roseanne - To Tell the Truth (Season 2 Episode 20)
    Season 2 Episode 20:

    To Tell the Truth

    Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

  • Roseanne - All of Me (Season 2 Episode 19)
    Season 2 Episode 19:

    All of Me

    Jackie's new romance seems to be getting serious, until Roseanne interferes.

  • Roseanne - I'm Hungry (Season 2 Episode 18)
    Season 2 Episode 18:

    I'm Hungry

    Roseanne and Dan sneak snacks while exercising to lose weight.

  • Roseanne - Hair (Season 2 Episode 17)
    Season 2 Episode 17:


    Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

  • Roseanne - Born to Be Wild (Season 2 Episode 16)
    Season 2 Episode 16:

    Born to Be Wild

    Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend (Jay O. Sanders).

  • Roseanne - An Officer and a Gentleman (Season 2 Episode 15)
    Season 2 Episode 15:

    An Officer and a Gentleman

    Jackie plays mom while Roseanne is called away for a family emergency.

  • Roseanne - One for the Road (Season 2 Episode 14)
    Season 2 Episode 14:

    One for the Road

    Becky and her friend (Lindsay Fisher) suffer the consequences when they get drunk.

  • Roseanne - Chicken Hearts (Season 2 Episode 13)
    Season 2 Episode 13:

    Chicken Hearts

    Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

  • Roseanne - No Talking (Season 2 Episode 12)
    Season 2 Episode 12:

    No Talking

    Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

  • Roseanne - Lobocop (Season 2 Episode 11)
    Season 2 Episode 11:


    Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

  • Roseanne - Brain-Dead Poets' Society (Season 2 Episode 10)
    Season 2 Episode 10:

    Brain-Dead Poets' Society

    Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

  • Roseanne - We Gather Together (Season 2 Episode 9)
    Season 2 Episode 9:

    We Gather Together

    Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

  • Roseanne - Sweet Dreams (Season 2 Episode 8)
    Season 2 Episode 8:

    Sweet Dreams

    Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

  • Roseanne - BOO! (Season 2 Episode 7)
    Season 2 Episode 7:


    The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

  • Roseanne - Five of a Kind (Season 2 Episode 6)
    Season 2 Episode 6:

    Five of a Kind

    Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

  • Roseanne - House of Grown-Ups (Season 2 Episode 5)
    Season 2 Episode 5:

    House of Grown-Ups

    Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officers training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.

  • Roseanne - Somebody Stole My Gal (Season 2 Episode 4)
    Season 2 Episode 4:

    Somebody Stole My Gal

    Dan's lonely boss (Kevin Dunn) comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

  • Roseanne - Guilt by Disassociation (Season 2 Episode 3)
    Season 2 Episode 3:

    Guilt by Disassociation

    Roseanne is hired for a job that requires computer expertise.

  • Roseanne - Little Sister (Season 2 Episode 2)
    Season 2 Episode 2:

    Little Sister

    Roseanne and Jackie argue when Jackie announces she's going to the Police Academy.

  • Roseanne - Inherit the Wind (Season 2 Episode 1)
    Season 2 Episode 1:

    Inherit the Wind

    Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

  • Roseanne - Let's Call It Quits (Season 1 Episode 23)
    Season 1 Episode 23:

    Let's Call It Quits

    Roseanne tries to arrange a compromise with a nasty new boss (Fred Dalton Thompson) at the factory.

  • Roseanne - Dear Mom and Dad (Season 1 Episode 22)
    Season 1 Episode 22:

    Dear Mom and Dad

    An unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents (Estelle Parsons, John Randolph) creates havoc.

  • Roseanne - Death and Stuff (Season 1 Episode 21)
    Season 1 Episode 21:

    Death and Stuff

    The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.

  • Roseanne - Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore (Season 1 Episode 20)
    Season 1 Episode 20:

    Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

    The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

  • Roseanne - Workin' Overtime (Season 1 Episode 19)
    Season 1 Episode 19:

    Workin' Overtime

    The kids take advantage when Roseanne and Dan must work overtime.

  • Roseanne - The Slice of Life (Season 1 Episode 18)
    Season 1 Episode 18:

    The Slice of Life

    Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.

  • Roseanne - Becky's Choice (Season 1 Episode 17)
    Season 1 Episode 17:

    Becky's Choice

    Becky stands up her boyfriend after Dan and Roseanne invite him over for dinner.

  • Roseanne - Mall Story (Season 1 Episode 16)
    Season 1 Episode 16:

    Mall Story

    Mayhem follows the Conners when they go shopping at the local mall.

  • Roseanne - Nightmare on Oak Street (Season 1 Episode 15)
    Season 1 Episode 15:

    Nightmare on Oak Street

    A concerned Roseanne questions Darlene about her sleepless night, supposedly caused by a bad dream.

  • Roseanne - Father's Day (Season 1 Episode 14)
    Season 1 Episode 14:

    Father's Day

    Roseanne is mediator to Dan and his salesman father (Ned Beatty).

  • Roseanne - The Monday Thru Friday Show (Season 1 Episode 13)
    Season 1 Episode 13:

    The Monday Thru Friday Show

    Roseanne and Dan disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary.

  • Roseanne - Bridge Over Troubled Sonny (Season 1 Episode 12)
    Season 1 Episode 12:

    Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

    Roseanne tries to cure Crystal's obsession with her late husband; Darlene starts smoking.

  • Roseanne - Canoga Time (Season 1 Episode 11)
    Season 1 Episode 11:

    Canoga Time

    Dan and Roseanne argue over what will go to the PTA rummage sale.

  • Roseanne - Saturday (Season 1 Episode 10)
    Season 1 Episode 10:


    Roseanne bets Dan and his pals they will never fix his truck.

  • Roseanne - Dan's Birthday Bash (Season 1 Episode 9)
    Season 1 Episode 9:

    Dan's Birthday Bash

    Dan's birthday party gets out of hand when a drunken man picks a fight with Dan.

  • Roseanne - Here's to Good Friends (Season 1 Episode 8)
    Season 1 Episode 8:

    Here's to Good Friends

    Roseanne and Jackie take a heartbroken Crystal out; Jackie sees Booker with another woman.

  • Roseanne - The Memory Game (Season 1 Episode 7)
    Season 1 Episode 7:

    The Memory Game

    Dan's 15-year-old secret is exposed during preparations for the high-school reunion.

  • Roseanne - Lovers' Lane (Season 1 Episode 6)
    Season 1 Episode 6:

    Lovers' Lane

    Roseanne meets Becky's beau at the bowling alley; Booker makes a bet with Jackie.

  • Roseanne - Radio Days (Season 1 Episode 5)
    Season 1 Episode 5:

    Radio Days

    Dan enters a songwriting contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.

  • Roseanne - Language Lessons (Season 1 Episode 4)
    Season 1 Episode 4:

    Language Lessons

    A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about Roseanne's sister.

  • Roseanne - D-I-V-O-R-C-E (Season 1 Episode 3)
    Season 1 Episode 3:


    Roseanne and Dan evaluate their marriage after news of a friend's divorce.

  • Roseanne - We're in the Money (Season 1 Episode 2)
    Season 1 Episode 2:

    We're in the Money

    Roseanne and Dan pledge to pay off their bills after Dan receives a $500 advance on a drywall job.

  • Roseanne - Life and Stuff (Season 1 Episode 1)
    Season 1 Episode 1:

    Life and Stuff

    Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

  • Roseanne - Roseanne Gets the Chair (Episode 246)
    Episode 246:

    Roseanne Gets the Chair

    Roseanne's clash with Darlene over her parenting reaches a breaking point; Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair.