Bob and Liz join a square-dancing club, but it turns out to be a front for a satanic cult.
At the courthouse, Bob accidentally boards a bus filled with convicts headed to prison.
The Pitts' water heater explodes and Faith gets a metal pipe stuck in her head just before her appearance in a music video.
A ventriloquist's dummy outwits the family members, forcing them to sleep in a beaver dam.
Bob and Liz turn into werewolves and wind up at the local animal shelter.
Bob and Liz buy Faith a haunted car which convinces her to ditch school.
An average family copes with an above-average number of catastrophes; the children's new nanny turns out to be a psychotic woman from Bob's past.