Bob and Liz join a square dancing club that's just a front for a cult and he becomes its choice for the unsuspecting host of Satan's heart.
At the courthouse, Bob accidentally boards a bus filled with convicts headed to prison.
The Pitts' water heater explodes and Faith gets a metal pipe stuck in her head just before her appearance in a music video.
A ventriloquist's dummy outwits the family members, forcing them to sleep in a beaver dam.
Bob and Liz turn into werewolves and wind up at the local animal shelter; Faith and Petey try to keep their parents out of trouble.
Bob and Liz buy Faith a used car, which turns out to be haunted; the car kidnaps Faith and heads to Las Vegas.
An average family copes with an above-average number of catastrophes; the children's new nanny turns out to be a psychotic woman from Bob's past.