Margaret contemplates revenge against the widow who accidentally ran over Victor one rainy night.
Victor decides to take up fishing and comes into contact with primitive mankind.
Victor and Margaret reflect on their lives during a power cut.
A shop owner's lopped-off finger leads Victor into all sorts of trouble when he tries to get it reattached.
Victor wades through four nightmares, first with a local theater group, then with his new car, digestive troubles and Mildred's accidental death.
A dispute with the Meldrews threatens Patrick's plans for a peaceful birthday.
The Meldrews get a new shower; Victor is asked to apply for a new job.
Victor's culinary adventure; Victor and Patrick agree to meet.
While Victor stews during a long wait in the solicitor's office, Margaret recalls their first kiss.
Mrs. Warboys thinks that a wax model of herself makes a fine prize in a local competition.
A flood forces Mrs. Warboys out of her flat and into the home of the Meldrews.
The Meldrews get a chilling phone call; Patrick faces a career move.
A holiday in Portugal lands the Meldrews in a dingy cell instead of a luxury villa.
Mrs. Warboys suspects her husband's affair; Victor worries over a new job.
Victor spends the day home alone while awaiting a call for jury service.
Margaret shares a reckless dinner with a man she met while on vacation.
The four friends take a trip to the countryside.
Victor nurses Margaret back to health after she collapses from exhaustion.
Victor makes a poor choice trying to deal with a neighbor's cherry tree; Greenpeace pickets outside the pet shop.
Victor's new job as a hotel doorman has him recalling the blessings of retirement.
Pippa and Patrick have trouble selling their home due to Victor and Margaret's antics.
Victor, Margaret and Mrs. Warboys are trapped in holiday traffic.
Victor is not enthusiastic about a visit from his brother in New Zealand.
Mrs. Warboys gossips about Margaret; Mr. Swainee invites the Meldrews to see his pigeons.
The Meldrews' house is burglarized; Victor encounters an old school friend who mistakes him for someone else.
Victor's sleepless night leaves Margaret and their neighbor awake.
Victor's weekend at the seashore starts off badly when he discovers a dead seagull in the bathroom.
Pippa suspects that Victor has murdered an elderly blind man.
Margaret joins a local amateur dramatic society; Victor works on a neglected TV comedy script.
Victor loses his patience while staying at his goddaughter's house.
After a horror-filled holiday in Greece, the Meldrews return home to face new calamities.
It's holiday time for the Meldrews; reptiles invade suburbia.
Margaret learns that Victor's new hobby is painting nude women.
Victor is convinced he is going insane after being trapped in a shed by a swarm of bees.
Victor gets mugged on a trip to Bluebell Wood to photograph badgers.
Victor becomes more depressed about his retirement when death seems to enter into his daily life.
Victor, a temperamental 60-year-old, finds it difficult adjusting to his forced early retirement.
A haunted caravan ruins the Meldrews' vacation; Margaret falls ill.
Victor gets surgical aids for his hernia, and deals with a squatter in the garden shed.
Victor ignores a warning from a local witch to visit Patrick and Pippa.
A feud with a neighbor escalates after a load of manure arrives on Victor's lawn. Guest star: Eric Idle.
Victor's mistake in ordering from a catalog leads to the delivery of 263 three-foot tall garden gnomes.