Off Centre

Off Centre

2001 - 2002, Comedy
Former Oxford roommates move to New York and use different tactics to woo women.

Episode Guide

  • Off Centre - Little House on the Bowery (Season 2 Episode 7)
    Season 2 Episode 7:

    Little House on the Bowery

    Mike is convinced that if he adopts a British accent like Euan's he will be a success with the ladies.

  • Off Centre - The Guys' Guys (Season 2 Episode 6)
    Season 2 Episode 6:

    The Guys' Guys

    When high-school friends visit, Mike regresses to juvenile male-bonding antics, which Euan finds disturbing.

  • Off Centre - The Deflower Half Hour (Season 2 Episode 5)
    Season 2 Episode 5:

    The Deflower Half Hour

    When Euan's date Lindsay announces to everyone that she wants Euan to deflower her when she turns 18 at midnight, Euan, Mike, Chau, Status and Liz recall their own first sexual encounters.

  • Off Centre - P.P. Doc II: The Examination Continues (Season 2 Episode 4)
    Season 2 Episode 4:

    P.P. Doc II: The Examination Continues

    When Dr. Barry Wasserman moves into their building, Mike and Euan reluctantly agree to take him out to a bar; they are delighted to discover that he attracts all sorts of sexy women.

  • Off Centre - Unflushable (Season 2 Episode 3)
    Season 2 Episode 3:


    Mike swaggers out of the bar with Carmen Electra (guest starring as herself) on his arm and later clogs her toilet.

  • Off Centre - Cockfight (Season 2 Episode 2)
    Season 2 Episode 2:


    Euan and Status Quo compete for the attention of a gorgeous woman in a bar, then they realize she has a twin; Mike bets on cockfights with Chau.

  • Off Centre - Love Is ... a Pain in the Ass (Season 2 Episode 1)
    Season 2 Episode 1:

    Love Is ... a Pain in the Ass

    Mike tires of his relationship with Liz but savors the breakup sex; Eaun meets a woman (Sarah Lancaster) who exceeds his wildest sexual fantasies.

  • Off Centre - Diddler on the Roof (Season 1 Episode 21)
    Season 1 Episode 21:

    Diddler on the Roof

    Euan is afraid to break up with a cast member from MTV's "The Real World" because he fears she will revile him before millions of viewers.

  • Off Centre - The Unkindest Cut (Season 1 Episode 20)
    Season 1 Episode 20:

    The Unkindest Cut

    Mike and Chau's teasing about his foreskin prompts Euan to consult a urologist (guest star Eugene Levy).

  • Off Centre - Addicted to Love (Season 1 Episode 19)
    Season 1 Episode 19:

    Addicted to Love

    Chau meets a girl (Shannon Elizabeth) who seems ideal -- except for the amusement she gets when people beat on him.

  • Off Centre - Mike & Liz & Chau & Jordan (Season 1 Episode 18)
    Season 1 Episode 18:

    Mike & Liz & Chau & Jordan

    Euan lies about his age in order to seduce an older woman (Tanya Roberts).

  • Off Centre - The Backup (Season 1 Episode 17)
    Season 1 Episode 17:

    The Backup

    Mike is indignant when Euan seduces Melanie (Jenna Fischer), whom he had in mind as a backup girlfriend.

  • Off Centre - Hear No Evil, See No Package (Season 1 Episode 16)
    Season 1 Episode 16:

    Hear No Evil, See No Package

    Mike is mortified by the nudity at Euan's posh gym; Liz begs Euan to stay away from her hearing-impaired friend.

  • Off Centre - Faking the Band (Season 1 Episode 15)
    Season 1 Episode 15:

    Faking the Band

    Euan, Mike and Chau pretend to be in a band in order to lure women.

  • Off Centre - Mission Im-posse-ble (Season 1 Episode 14)
    Season 1 Episode 14:

    Mission Im-posse-ble

    Euan steps in to fill the void left when Status Quo gets rid of his posse.

  • Off Centre - Why Chau Lives Alone (Season 1 Episode 13)
    Season 1 Episode 13:

    Why Chau Lives Alone

    When Mike temporarily moves out, Euan invites Chau to share the apartment.

  • Off Centre - The Gas Crisis (Season 1 Episode 12)
    Season 1 Episode 12:

    The Gas Crisis

    Mike feels comfortable enough in his relationship with Liz to break wind in front of her.

  • Off Centre - The Good, the Bad, and the Lazy (Season 1 Episode 11)
    Season 1 Episode 11:

    The Good, the Bad, and the Lazy

    Mike seeks career advice from a loser counselor (Jason Biggs); Euan falls for a sexy neighbor who has a much older boyfriend.

  • Off Centre - Guy Gone Wild (Season 1 Episode 10)
    Season 1 Episode 10:

    Guy Gone Wild

    After Liz is spotted appearing naked in a movie, Mike tries to bring out her wild side.

  • Off Centre - Marathon Man (Season 1 Episode 9)
    Season 1 Episode 9:

    Marathon Man

    Mike feels challenged after finding out about Liz's old boyfriend's staying power; Euan is shocked to discover at first impression people think he's gay.

  • Off Centre - Money or Brother Can You Spare a Ski Trip? (Season 1 Episode 8)
    Season 1 Episode 8:

    Money or Brother Can You Spare a Ski Trip?

    When Mike passes on his annual ski trip with Euan because of a lack of money, Euan creates a phony job so Mike can earn his way to the slopes.

  • Off Centre - Swing Time (Season 1 Episode 7)
    Season 1 Episode 7:

    Swing Time

    When MTV wants to document Status Quo's life at home, the rapper pretends Mike and Euan's place is his own.

  • Off Centre - A Cute Triangle (Season 1 Episode 6)
    Season 1 Episode 6:

    A Cute Triangle

    Euan encourages Mike to revivify his fantasy about a menage a trois when Liz's flirty friend, Brooke, visits for a weekend.

  • Off Centre - Euan's Brush With Love (Season 1 Episode 5)
    Season 1 Episode 5:

    Euan's Brush With Love

    Euan forswears meaningless sex in favor of finding a girlfriend, but Mike suspects that Euan's new ladylove is too good to be true.

  • Off Centre - Trust Me or Don't Trust Me (Season 1 Episode 4)
    Season 1 Episode 4:

    Trust Me or Don't Trust Me

    While out clubbing with Euan and Chau, Mike discovers that his fidelity to his girlfriend is attractive to other women.

  • Off Centre - A Stroke of Genius (Season 1 Episode 3)
    Season 1 Episode 3:

    A Stroke of Genius

    Mike is embarrassed when Euan and Chau find his nurse-themed collection of adult videos, but he perks up when Liz expresses an interest in watching them.

  • Off Centre - Feeling Shellfish (Season 1 Episode 2)
    Season 1 Episode 2:

    Feeling Shellfish

    Mike blames Euan when they both come down with a case of crabs, until Liz, Chau and Status Quo begin to itch as well.

  • Off Centre - Let's Meet Mike and Euan (Season 1 Episode 1)
    Season 1 Episode 1:

    Let's Meet Mike and Euan

    Former Oxford roommates move to New York and use different tactics to woo women.