Dick loses hair from stress.
Women in military college.
Environmentalist vs. lumber tycoon.
Prodigies confront pushy parents.
Free plastic surgery.
Rodney Dangerfield and euthanasia.
People fed-up with their spouses' jobs.
Rappers face off.
Morgan Fairchild; neat freak.
Dick's near-death experience.
Making a soap opera.
Mayonnaise manufacturer wants to clean up society.
Dick is threatened with cancellation.
Crapz Hotel telethon.
Dick visits his hometown, Ashtabula, Ohio.
One-hit wonder reunion; Peter Noone (Herman's Hermits).
Trailer-park family strikes it rich.
Ordinary people with deep, dark secrets.
Truth in sex education.
Homosexuals in the military.
Prison-run prostitution ring.
Dick hits the beach.
Dick cuts a movie deal.
Neighborhood crusader faces strip-joint owner.
Clash over lottery loot.
Reunions with an inmate, a birth mother and a Third World child.
Women on "Night Stand."
Sexaholics and self-helpers.
Reporter blows it; George Kennedy.
Rich widow accused of murder.
Dick orders a Russian mate.
Experts save a marriage.
Former child stars.
Staffers show off.
Presidential sex scandals.
Husband likes strippers.
Contestants compete for a green card.
Murder trial participants.
Fame by association.
Unforgettable one-night stands.
KKK spokesmodel Tiffany LeBlanc.
Confessions; guest Jerry Springer.
Militant feminists lock out Dick.
Neighborhood feuds; self-help gurus.
"American Probe"; George Kennedy; staff talent-show.
High-school reunion; militant feminists lock out Dick.
Mail-order brides; experts try to save a marriage.
Viewer mail; gold diggers.
Rosie O'Donnell; fraternities; breasts.
Brothel blowup; KKK spokesmodel Tiffany LeBlanc; filmmaker Tupac Zemekis.
Errant clerics; fame by association.
Affirmative action strip-off; staff talent show.
Secret crushes; Dick learns how to run for president.
Alien pregnancy; Harry Anderson; music-video television.
Cybersex; Charlene Tilton.
Self-help gurus; staff talent show.
Talk shows: Jerry Springer; sex in Washington.
Husband likes strippers; athletes as role models.
Transvestite wedding; cults.
"Arctic Heat" with Garry Marshall; frivolous lawsuits.
Illegal-alien star search; prostitution; with Phil Hartman.
"Soiled Cloth"; fame by association.
Postal workers; apologies.
Beauty pageants; racial confusion.
Soap opera; "Mistrial of the Century."
Supernatural sex; confessions; guest Jerry Springer.
One-night-stand reunions; mama's boys.