An embarrassed Annie accidentally walks in on her parents making love.
Dick recalls his first, inauspicious meeting with Max and Jenny.
Jenny thinks she's bought an original Matisse for $75.
Jenny suffers from stage fright when she appears in a commercial.
Dick quits his show when Max can't get the contract he promised.
Believing Jenny to be pregnant, Dick dreams he is carrying a baby.
The Prestons' quarrelsome house guests ruin their party.
A young actress on Dick's show gives him her calling card, a hickey.
Dogsitting, the Prestons lose Margot's pampered dog, and replace it.
When Dick injures his back, he worries another actor will replace him.
Preparations for surprise anniversary party involve painful deception.
Dick does a toilet freshener commercial instead of "The Music Man."
The tippling substitute for a sick actor can't remember his lines.
Dick's uncle, an old vaudeville performer, requests a fun funeral.
Lucas asks permission to give up college for professional bowling.
An Italian director wants Dick to do a nude scene with an actress.
A jealous Jenny repeats Dick's comment on his co-star's kisses.
After learning the wrong part for a show, Dick is a quick study.
A dentist's laughing gas sets Dick to crying during an extraction.
An elderly fan of Dick's TV show believes he is a real doctor.
In Germany, Dick finds a strange woman and her boyfriend in his room.
Dick and the baby have the boys over for poker.
A TV writer falls madly in love with the Prestons' house guest.
An admiring actress gets Dick a regular job on a soap opera.
When his mother visits for Passover, Bernie pretends Carol is Jewish.
Dick's brother's fiancee turns out to be a nude Las Vegas dancer.
Mike is shocked to find the professor she's dating is married.
Dick quits when the station bleeps out a controversial show.
The adoption bureau interviews a nervous Carol and Bernie.
Dick and Jenny's (Dick Van Dyke, Hope Lange) vacation in the South Sea is nearly ruined when he injures himself.
The police arrest Dick's mother for marijuana possession.
After being threatened by the mafia, Dick and Jenny (Dick Van Dyke, Hope Lange) get Mike (Fannie Flagg) to take the children away.
Dick (Dick Van Dyke) discovers his likeable new neighbor is in business with the mafia. With Hope Lange.
Engrossed in a football game, Dick leaves the baby at a supermarket.
On Christmas Eve, Dick is jailed for speeding, and so is Bernie.
Annie is jealous of a child actress doing a commercial with Dick.
A network uses Dick as leverage in a talk show host's negotiations.
Aging Dick and Jenny try to improve their attractiveness.
The housekeeper cleans an urn, containing Grandfather's ashes.
Mike gets her own cooking show, but doesn't know any recipes.
On a special show, the TV staffers imitate who they would like to be.
Dick and Bernie propose a new game show to the station manager.
Dick seeks psychiatric help for mysteriously recurring headaches.
The Prestons hesitate to tell friends the house next door is for sale.
Dick's tipsy on-air comments about marriage aggravate a quarrel.
Locked in his office by thieves, Dick escapes to the ladies' room.
Dick, the best man, arrives at a wedding in a nurse's uniform.
A guest on Dick's TV show turns out to be Jenny's first husband.
The Prestons pitch in on a grueling 36-hour charity telethon.
Jenny and Carol open a boutique in a delicatessen with an old Indian.
Mike's ex-husband arrives, claiming to be a reformed character.
The Prestons favor opposing school board candidates.
Dick wonders whether to accept an award at a restricted club.
Bernie and Carol temporarily split over whether to have children.
Dick must rush two expectant mothers to the delivery room.
A phone call makes Jenny suspicious when Dick misses dinner.
Feeling neglected when the baby arrives, Annie loses her appetite.
Dick tries to negotiate his own contract with the station manager.
Teela's nephew plays Robin Hood with the Prestons' belongings.
Dick promises television's longest kiss on his show.
Dick is installing a sauna, but Jenny wants a sewing room.
Jenny announces an addition to the Preston family of four.
A famous conductor cancels dinner with the Prestons three times.
Dick calls the police, thinking his dinner guests are drug smugglers.
On his new trail bike, Dick runs out of gas and gets lost in the desert.
Dick fears his popular new co-host will steal his job.
The Prestons buy their dream house, but Annie doesn't want to move.
Jenny wins a tennis trophy, but Dick is jealous of her teacher.
Annie unwittingly takes a sex-education book to show-and-tell.
Lucas' new girlfriend is black, but his grandmother is a bigot.
Dick is nervous about a screen test for a role in a new series.
After demonstrating smoke rings on his show, Dick resumes smoking.