An embarrassed Annie accidentally walks in on her parents making love.
Max (Dick Van Patten) realizes he met Dick 20 years ago, when Dick's (Dick Van Dyke) job required him to tick people off.
Jenny thinks she's bought an original Matisse for $75.
Jenny suffers from stage fright when she appears in a commercial.
Dick quits his show when Max can't get the contract he promised.
When Jenny (Hope Lange) thinks she may be pregnant, Dick (Dick Van Dyke) dreams that he and Alex (Henry Darrow) are the ones expecting.
Prestons (Dick Van Dyke, Hope Lange) invite friends to visit, but they turn out to be the houseguests from hell.
When Dennis' (Barry Gordon) girlfriend is leaving the show, her gifts to the guys are hickeys. With Dick Van Dyke.
Dogsitting, the Prestons lose Margot's pampered dog, and replace it.
When Dick injures his back, he worries another actor will replace him.
Preparations for surprise anniversary party involve painful deception.
Dick does a toilet freshener commercial instead of "The Music Man."
When Max (Dick Van Patten) needs a replacement for a sick actor, a friend of Dick's (Dick Van Dyke) fills in.
To honor his uncle's last request, Dick (Dick Van Dyke) organizes a funeral that's a celebration. With Hope Lange.
Lucas returns home to inform his parents he wants to leave college to be a pro bowler. With Dick Van Dyke and Hope Lange.
An Italian director wants Dick to do a nude scene with an actress.
A jealous Jenny repeats Dick's comment on his co-star's kisses.
Dick (Dick Van Dyke) captivates Max and Dennis (Dick Van Patten, Barry Gordon) with a story about one of his first acting jobs.
A visit to the dentist is an emotional roller coaster for Dick when the laughing gas has an unusual effect.
Dick (Dick Van Dyke) meets one of his fans and discovers that television is reality for some people. With Hope Lange.
In Germany, Dick finds a strange woman and her boyfriend in his room.
Dick and the baby have the boys over for poker.
A TV writer falls madly in love with the Prestons' house guest.
An admiring actress gets Dick a regular job on a soap opera.
When his mother visits for Passover, Bernie pretends Carol is Jewish.
When Dick's (Dick Van Dyke) brother arrives with his fiancee, Bernie (Marty Brill) recognizes her as a nude dancer.
Mike is shocked to find the professor she's dating is married.
Dick (Dick Van Dyke) quits his job after a segment of his show dealing with sex is censored. With Hope Lange.
Bernie and Carol's (Marty Brill, Nancy Dussault) plans to adopt may blow up when she gets drunk at the interview. With Dick Van Dyke and Hope Lange.
Dick and Jenny's (Dick Van Dyke, Hope Lange) vacation in the South Sea is nearly ruined when he injures himself.
Dick's mother mistakes a box of cigarettes containing marijuana for her legal ones.
After being threatened by the mafia, Dick and Jenny (Dick Van Dyke, Hope Lange) get Mike (Fannie Flagg) to take the children away.
Dick (Dick Van Dyke) discovers his likeable new neighbor is in business with the mafia. With Hope Lange.
Dick (Dick Van Dyke) drops the ball when he runs home to see a game and leaves the baby in a store. With Hope Lange.
Dick, Bernie and Carol (Dick Van Dyke, Marty Brill, Nancy Dussault) are taken off Santa's list when they land in jail Christmas Eve.
Annie (Angela Powell) is furious when Dick (Dick Van Dyke) does a commercial with another little girl.
A network uses Dick as leverage in a talk show host's negotiations.
Dick and Jenny (Dick Van Dyke, Hope Lange) fear their marriage is growing stale, so they each start make-overs.
Dick (Dick Van Dyke) is asked to care for his father's ashes, but he panics when the ashes disappear. With Hope Lange.
Mike gets her own cooking show, but doesn't know any recipes.
Dick's (Dick Van Dyke) staff imitates the people they'd most like to be on his show. With Fannie Flagg.
Dick and Bernie propose a new game show to the station manager.
Dick seeks psychiatric help for mysteriously recurring headaches.
Dick and Jenny (Dick Van Dyke, Hope Lange) don't want Bernie and Carol (Marty Brill, Nancy Dussault) to buy the house next door.
Dick's tipsy on-air comments about marriage aggravate a quarrel.
Locked in his office by thieves, Dick escapes to the ladies' room.
Dick, the best man, arrives at a wedding in a nurse's uniform.
Dick (Dick Van Dyke) gets a big surprise when a guest on the show turns out to be Jenny's (Hope Lange) ex-husband.
The Prestons pitch in on a grueling 36-hour charity telethon.
Jenny and Carol open a boutique in a delicatessen with an old Indian.
Mike's (Fannie Flagg) ex-husband comes to town and wants to see her. With Dick Van Dyke and Hope Lange.
School politics cause a rift between Dick and Jenny (Dick Van Dyke, Hope Lange).
Dick (Dick Van Dyke) receives an award, but the ceremony is being held at a restricted club. With Hope Lange.
Bernie and Carol temporarily split over whether to have children.
Jenny (Hope Lange) brings home a pregnant hitchhiker and both woman go into labor. With Dick Van Dyke.
Jenny (Hope Lange) suspects that Dick (Dick Van Dyke) is having an affair. With Marty Brill.
Feeling neglected when the baby arrives, Annie loses her appetite.
Dick tries to negotiate his own contract with the station manager.
Teela's nephew plays Robin Hood with the Prestons' belongings.
Panic sets in after Dick promises an actress television's longest kiss.
Jenny (Hope Lange) thinks the addition Dick's (Dick Van Dyke) building is a sewing room.
Jenny (Hope Lange) tells Dick (Dick Van Dyke) she's pregnant.
A famous conductor cancels dinner with the Prestons three times.
Dick calls the police, thinking his dinner guests are drug smugglers.
On his new trail bike, Dick runs out of gas and gets lost in the desert.
Dick fears his popular new co-host will steal his job.
Dick and Jenny (Dick Van Dyke, Hope Lange) decide to sell their home when the house of their dreams becomes available.
Jenny's (Hope Lange) tennis teacher makes Dick (Dick Van Dyke) green with jealousy. With Angela Powell.
Annie unwittingly takes a sex-education book to show-and-tell.
Lucas' new girlfriend is black, but his grandmother is a bigot.
Dick is nervous about a screen test for a role in a new series.
After demonstrating how to blow smoke rings on his talk show, Dick (Dick Van Dyke) becomes addicted to cigarettes.