The New Dick Van Dyke Show

The New Dick Van Dyke Show

1971 - 1974, Comedy
Dick Preston hosts an Arizona talk show and later moves to California.

Episode Guide

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Lt. Preston of the Fourth Cavalry (Season 3 Episode 24)
    Season 3 Episode 24:

    Lt. Preston of the Fourth Cavalry

    An embarrassed Annie accidentally walks in on her parents making love.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - We Met at Mama Lombardi's (Season 3 Episode 23)
    Season 3 Episode 23:

    We Met at Mama Lombardi's

    Max (Dick Van Patten) realizes he met Dick 20 years ago, when Dick's (Dick Van Dyke) job required him to tick people off.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - A Fake Matisse Is Better Than a Real Anzelowitz (Season 3 Episode 22)
    Season 3 Episode 22:

    A Fake Matisse Is Better Than a Real Anzelowitz

    Jenny thinks she's bought an original Matisse for $75.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Commercial Housewives (Season 3 Episode 21)
    Season 3 Episode 21:

    Commercial Housewives

    Jenny suffers from stage fright when she appears in a commercial.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Man of Medicine (Season 3 Episode 20)
    Season 3 Episode 20:

    Man of Medicine

    Dick quits his show when Max can't get the contract he promised.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Pregnancy (Season 3 Episode 19)
    Season 3 Episode 19:

    The Pregnancy

    When Jenny (Hope Lange) thinks she may be pregnant, Dick (Dick Van Dyke) dreams that he and Alex (Henry Darrow) are the ones expecting.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Houseguests (Season 3 Episode 18)
    Season 3 Episode 18:

    Houseguests

    Prestons (Dick Van Dyke, Hope Lange) invite friends to visit, but they turn out to be the houseguests from hell.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Hickey (Season 3 Episode 17)
    Season 3 Episode 17:

    The Hickey

    When Dennis' (Barry Gordon) girlfriend is leaving the show, her gifts to the guys are hickeys. With Dick Van Dyke.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Balzac, Come Home (Season 3 Episode 16)
    Season 3 Episode 16:

    Balzac, Come Home

    Dogsitting, the Prestons lose Margot's pampered dog, and replace it.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Backbreak Kid (Season 3 Episode 15)
    Season 3 Episode 15:

    Backbreak Kid

    When Dick injures his back, he worries another actor will replace him.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - He Who Steals My Friends (Season 3 Episode 14)
    Season 3 Episode 14:

    He Who Steals My Friends

    Preparations for surprise anniversary party involve painful deception.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Mr. Dazzle (Season 3 Episode 13)
    Season 3 Episode 13:

    Mr. Dazzle

    Dick does a toilet freshener commercial instead of "The Music Man."

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - What Your Best Friend Doesn't Know (Season 3 Episode 12)
    Season 3 Episode 12:

    What Your Best Friend Doesn't Know

    When Max (Dick Van Patten) needs a replacement for a sick actor, a friend of Dick's (Dick Van Dyke) fills in.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Exit Laughing (Season 3 Episode 11)
    Season 3 Episode 11:

    Exit Laughing

    To honor his uncle's last request, Dick (Dick Van Dyke) organizes a funeral that's a celebration. With Hope Lange.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Turning Pro (Season 3 Episode 10)
    Season 3 Episode 10:

    Turning Pro

    Lucas returns home to inform his parents he wants to leave college to be a pro bowler. With Dick Van Dyke and Hope Lange.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Preston Al Naturale (Season 3 Episode 9)
    Season 3 Episode 9:

    Preston Al Naturale

    An Italian director wants Dick to do a nude scene with an actress.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - She Kisses Like a Dead Mackerel (Season 3 Episode 8)
    Season 3 Episode 8:

    She Kisses Like a Dead Mackerel

    A jealous Jenny repeats Dick's comment on his co-star's kisses.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Young Surgeons (Season 3 Episode 7)
    Season 3 Episode 7:

    The Young Surgeons

    Dick (Dick Van Dyke) captivates Max and Dennis (Dick Van Patten, Barry Gordon) with a story about one of his first acting jobs.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - I'll Cry Today (Season 3 Episode 6)
    Season 3 Episode 6:

    I'll Cry Today

    A visit to the dentist is an emotional roller coaster for Dick when the laughing gas has an unusual effect.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Mrs. Ferguson (Season 3 Episode 5)
    Season 3 Episode 5:

    Mrs. Ferguson

    Dick (Dick Van Dyke) meets one of his fans and discovers that television is reality for some people. With Hope Lange.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Dick in Deutsch (Season 3 Episode 4)
    Season 3 Episode 4:

    Dick in Deutsch

    In Germany, Dick finds a strange woman and her boyfriend in his room.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - One of the Boys (Season 3 Episode 3)
    Season 3 Episode 3:

    One of the Boys

    Dick and the baby have the boys over for poker.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Dennis Takes a Life (Season 3 Episode 2)
    Season 3 Episode 2:

    Dennis Takes a Life

    A TV writer falls madly in love with the Prestons' house guest.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Those Who Care (Season 3 Episode 1)
    Season 3 Episode 1:

    Those Who Care

    An admiring actress gets Dick a regular job on a soap opera.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Guess Who's Coming to Seder? (Season 2 Episode 24)
    Season 2 Episode 24:

    Guess Who's Coming to Seder?

    When his mother visits for Passover, Bernie pretends Carol is Jewish.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Big Brother Is Watching You (Season 2 Episode 23)
    Season 2 Episode 23:

    Big Brother Is Watching You

    When Dick's (Dick Van Dyke) brother arrives with his fiancee, Bernie (Marty Brill) recognizes her as a nude dancer.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - You Gotta Have Class (Season 2 Episode 22)
    Season 2 Episode 22:

    You Gotta Have Class

    Mike is shocked to find the professor she's dating is married.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Power of the Bleep (Season 2 Episode 21)
    Season 2 Episode 21:

    Power of the Bleep

    Dick (Dick Van Dyke) quits his job after a segment of his show dealing with sex is censored. With Hope Lange.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Will Baby Make Three? (Season 2 Episode 20)
    Season 2 Episode 20:

    Will Baby Make Three?

    Bernie and Carol's (Marty Brill, Nancy Dussault) plans to adopt may blow up when she gets drunk at the interview. With Dick Van Dyke and Hope Lange.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The 10th Honeymoon (Season 2 Episode 19)
    Season 2 Episode 19:

    The 10th Honeymoon

    Dick and Jenny's (Dick Van Dyke, Hope Lange) vacation in the South Sea is nearly ruined when he injures himself.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Pot Luck (Season 2 Episode 18)
    Season 2 Episode 18:

    Pot Luck

    Dick's mother mistakes a box of cigarettes containing marijuana for her legal ones.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - My Friend, the Public Enemy (Season 2 Episode 17)
    Season 2 Episode 17:

    My Friend, the Public Enemy

    After being threatened by the mafia, Dick and Jenny (Dick Van Dyke, Hope Lange) get Mike (Fannie Flagg) to take the children away.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - My Friend, the Public Enemy (Season 2 Episode 16)
    Season 2 Episode 16:

    My Friend, the Public Enemy

    Dick (Dick Van Dyke) discovers his likeable new neighbor is in business with the mafia. With Hope Lange.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Dick and the Baby (Season 2 Episode 15)
    Season 2 Episode 15:

    Dick and the Baby

    Dick (Dick Van Dyke) drops the ball when he runs home to see a game and leaves the baby in a store. With Hope Lange.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Jailbird (Season 2 Episode 14)
    Season 2 Episode 14:

    The Jailbird

    Dick, Bernie and Carol (Dick Van Dyke, Marty Brill, Nancy Dussault) are taken off Santa's list when they land in jail Christmas Eve.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Blood Is Thicker Than Oatmeal (Season 2 Episode 13)
    Season 2 Episode 13:

    Blood Is Thicker Than Oatmeal

    Annie (Angela Powell) is furious when Dick (Dick Van Dyke) does a commercial with another little girl.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Big Time Baby (Season 2 Episode 12)
    Season 2 Episode 12:

    Big Time Baby

    A network uses Dick as leverage in a talk show host's negotiations.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Old Dick and Jenny (Season 2 Episode 11)
    Season 2 Episode 11:

    Old Dick and Jenny

    Dick and Jenny (Dick Van Dyke, Hope Lange) fear their marriage is growing stale, so they each start make-overs.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Ashes and Urns (Season 2 Episode 10)
    Season 2 Episode 10:

    Ashes and Urns

    Dick (Dick Van Dyke) is asked to care for his father's ashes, but he panics when the ashes disappear. With Hope Lange.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Chef Mike (Season 2 Episode 9)
    Season 2 Episode 9:

    Chef Mike

    Mike gets her own cooking show, but doesn't know any recipes.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Who Do You Want to Be? (Season 2 Episode 8)
    Season 2 Episode 8:

    Who Do You Want to Be?

    Dick's (Dick Van Dyke) staff imitates the people they'd most like to be on his show. With Fannie Flagg.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Game (Season 2 Episode 7)
    Season 2 Episode 7:

    The Game

    Dick and Bernie propose a new game show to the station manager.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Headaches (Season 2 Episode 6)
    Season 2 Episode 6:

    Headaches

    Dick seeks psychiatric help for mysteriously recurring headaches.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Bernie's House (Season 2 Episode 5)
    Season 2 Episode 5:

    Bernie's House

    Dick and Jenny (Dick Van Dyke, Hope Lange) don't want Bernie and Carol (Marty Brill, Nancy Dussault) to buy the house next door.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Sobriety Test (Season 2 Episode 4)
    Season 2 Episode 4:

    Sobriety Test

    Dick's tipsy on-air comments about marriage aggravate a quarrel.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Great Prestoni (Season 2 Episode 3)
    Season 2 Episode 3:

    The Great Prestoni

    Locked in his office by thieves, Dick escapes to the ladies' room.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Needle (Season 2 Episode 2)
    Season 2 Episode 2:

    The Needle

    Dick, the best man, arrives at a wedding in a nurse's uniform.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Former Mr. Preston (Season 2 Episode 1)
    Season 2 Episode 1:

    The Former Mr. Preston

    Dick (Dick Van Dyke) gets a big surprise when a guest on the show turns out to be Jenny's (Hope Lange) ex-husband.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Telethon (Season 1 Episode 24)
    Season 1 Episode 24:

    The Telethon

    The Prestons pitch in on a grueling 36-hour charity telethon.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Running Bear and Moskowitz (Season 1 Episode 23)
    Season 1 Episode 23:

    Running Bear and Moskowitz

    Jenny and Carol open a boutique in a delicatessen with an old Indian.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - After the Ball Is Over (Season 1 Episode 22)
    Season 1 Episode 22:

    After the Ball Is Over

    Mike's (Fannie Flagg) ex-husband comes to town and wants to see her. With Dick Van Dyke and Hope Lange.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - People's Choice (Season 1 Episode 21)
    Season 1 Episode 21:

    People's Choice

    School politics cause a rift between Dick and Jenny (Dick Van Dyke, Hope Lange).

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Harry Award (Season 1 Episode 20)
    Season 1 Episode 20:

    The Harry Award

    Dick (Dick Van Dyke) receives an award, but the ceremony is being held at a restricted club. With Hope Lange.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Split (Season 1 Episode 19)
    Season 1 Episode 19:

    The Split

    Bernie and Carol temporarily split over whether to have children.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Birth (Season 1 Episode 18)
    Season 1 Episode 18:

    The Birth

    Jenny (Hope Lange) brings home a pregnant hitchhiker and both woman go into labor. With Dick Van Dyke.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - What Is Your Husband Doing Tomorrow? (Season 1 Episode 17)
    Season 1 Episode 17:

    What Is Your Husband Doing Tomorrow?

    Jenny (Hope Lange) suspects that Dick (Dick Van Dyke) is having an affair. With Marty Brill.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Annie Get Your Bike (Season 1 Episode 16)
    Season 1 Episode 16:

    Annie Get Your Bike

    Feeling neglected when the baby arrives, Annie loses her appetite.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Bernie Did It (Season 1 Episode 15)
    Season 1 Episode 15:

    Bernie Did It

    Dick tries to negotiate his own contract with the station manager.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Pepito of Mexico (Season 1 Episode 14)
    Season 1 Episode 14:

    Pepito of Mexico

    Teela's nephew plays Robin Hood with the Prestons' belongings.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Linda, Linda, Linda (Season 1 Episode 13)
    Season 1 Episode 13:

    Linda, Linda, Linda

    Panic sets in after Dick promises an actress television's longest kiss.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Room With a View (Season 1 Episode 12)
    Season 1 Episode 12:

    Room With a View

    Jenny (Hope Lange) thinks the addition Dick's (Dick Van Dyke) building is a sewing room.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Off and Running (Season 1 Episode 11)
    Season 1 Episode 11:

    Off and Running

    Jenny (Hope Lange) tells Dick (Dick Van Dyke) she's pregnant.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Conductor and the Lady (Season 1 Episode 10)
    Season 1 Episode 10:

    The Conductor and the Lady

    A famous conductor cancels dinner with the Prestons three times.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Storm (Season 1 Episode 9)
    Season 1 Episode 9:

    The Storm

    Dick calls the police, thinking his dinner guests are drug smugglers.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Queasy Rider (Season 1 Episode 8)
    Season 1 Episode 8:

    Queasy Rider

    On his new trail bike, Dick runs out of gas and gets lost in the desert.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Replacement (Season 1 Episode 7)
    Season 1 Episode 7:

    The Replacement

    Dick fears his popular new co-host will steal his job.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - A House Is Not a Home Yet (Season 1 Episode 6)
    Season 1 Episode 6:

    A House Is Not a Home Yet

    Dick and Jenny (Dick Van Dyke, Hope Lange) decide to sell their home when the house of their dreams becomes available.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Tennis Pro (Season 1 Episode 5)
    Season 1 Episode 5:

    The Tennis Pro

    Jenny's (Hope Lange) tennis teacher makes Dick (Dick Van Dyke) green with jealousy. With Angela Powell.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Everything From A to Z (Season 1 Episode 4)
    Season 1 Episode 4:

    Everything From A to Z

    Annie unwittingly takes a sex-education book to show-and-tell.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Midterm Dinner (Season 1 Episode 3)
    Season 1 Episode 3:

    Midterm Dinner

    Lucas' new girlfriend is black, but his grandmother is a bigot.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - A Star Ain't Born (Season 1 Episode 2)
    Season 1 Episode 2:

    A Star Ain't Born

    Dick is nervous about a screen test for a role in a new series.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Smoke Rings (Season 1 Episode 1)
    Season 1 Episode 1:

    Smoke Rings

    After demonstrating how to blow smoke rings on his talk show, Dick (Dick Van Dyke) becomes addicted to cigarettes.