The New Dick Van Dyke Show

The New Dick Van Dyke Show

1971 - 1974, Comedy
Dick Preston hosts an Arizona talk show and later moves to California.
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Episode Guide

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Lt. Preston of the Fourth Cavalry (Season 3 Episode 24)
    Season 3 Episode 24:

    Lt. Preston of the Fourth Cavalry

    An embarrassed Annie accidentally walks in on her parents making love.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - We Met at Mama Lombardi's (Season 3 Episode 23)
    Season 3 Episode 23:

    We Met at Mama Lombardi's

    Dick recalls his first, inauspicious meeting with Max and Jenny.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - A Fake Matisse Is Better Than a Real Anzelowitz (Season 3 Episode 22)
    Season 3 Episode 22:

    A Fake Matisse Is Better Than a Real Anzelowitz

    Jenny thinks she's bought an original Matisse for $75.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Commercial Housewives (Season 3 Episode 21)
    Season 3 Episode 21:

    Commercial Housewives

    Jenny suffers from stage fright when she appears in a commercial.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Man of Medicine (Season 3 Episode 20)
    Season 3 Episode 20:

    Man of Medicine

    Dick quits his show when Max can't get the contract he promised.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Pregnancy (Season 3 Episode 19)
    Season 3 Episode 19:

    The Pregnancy

    Believing Jenny to be pregnant, Dick dreams he is carrying a baby.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Houseguests (Season 3 Episode 18)
    Season 3 Episode 18:

    Houseguests

    The Prestons' quarrelsome house guests ruin their party.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Hickey (Season 3 Episode 17)
    Season 3 Episode 17:

    The Hickey

    A young actress on Dick's show gives him her calling card, a hickey.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Balzac, Come Home (Season 3 Episode 16)
    Season 3 Episode 16:

    Balzac, Come Home

    Dogsitting, the Prestons lose Margot's pampered dog, and replace it.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Backbreak Kid (Season 3 Episode 15)
    Season 3 Episode 15:

    Backbreak Kid

    When Dick injures his back, he worries another actor will replace him.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - He Who Steals My Friends (Season 3 Episode 14)
    Season 3 Episode 14:

    He Who Steals My Friends

    Preparations for surprise anniversary party involve painful deception.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Mr. Dazzle (Season 3 Episode 13)
    Season 3 Episode 13:

    Mr. Dazzle

    Dick does a toilet freshener commercial instead of "The Music Man."

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - What Your Best Friend Doesn't Know (Season 3 Episode 12)
    Season 3 Episode 12:

    What Your Best Friend Doesn't Know

    The tippling substitute for a sick actor can't remember his lines.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Exit Laughing (Season 3 Episode 11)
    Season 3 Episode 11:

    Exit Laughing

    Dick's uncle, an old vaudeville performer, requests a fun funeral.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Turning Pro (Season 3 Episode 10)
    Season 3 Episode 10:

    Turning Pro

    Lucas asks permission to give up college for professional bowling.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Preston Al Naturale (Season 3 Episode 9)
    Season 3 Episode 9:

    Preston Al Naturale

    An Italian director wants Dick to do a nude scene with an actress.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - She Kisses Like a Dead Mackerel (Season 3 Episode 8)
    Season 3 Episode 8:

    She Kisses Like a Dead Mackerel

    A jealous Jenny repeats Dick's comment on his co-star's kisses.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Young Surgeons (Season 3 Episode 7)
    Season 3 Episode 7:

    The Young Surgeons

    After learning the wrong part for a show, Dick is a quick study.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - I'll Cry Today (Season 3 Episode 6)
    Season 3 Episode 6:

    I'll Cry Today

    A dentist's laughing gas sets Dick to crying during an extraction.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Mrs. Ferguson (Season 3 Episode 5)
    Season 3 Episode 5:

    Mrs. Ferguson

    An elderly fan of Dick's TV show believes he is a real doctor.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Dick in Deutsch (Season 3 Episode 4)
    Season 3 Episode 4:

    Dick in Deutsch

    In Germany, Dick finds a strange woman and her boyfriend in his room.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - One of the Boys (Season 3 Episode 3)
    Season 3 Episode 3:

    One of the Boys

    Dick and the baby have the boys over for poker.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Dennis Takes a Life (Season 3 Episode 2)
    Season 3 Episode 2:

    Dennis Takes a Life

    A TV writer falls madly in love with the Prestons' house guest.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Those Who Care (Season 3 Episode 1)
    Season 3 Episode 1:

    Those Who Care

    An admiring actress gets Dick a regular job on a soap opera.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Guess Who's Coming to Seder? (Season 2 Episode 24)
    Season 2 Episode 24:

    Guess Who's Coming to Seder?

    When his mother visits for Passover, Bernie pretends Carol is Jewish.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Big Brother Is Watching You (Season 2 Episode 23)
    Season 2 Episode 23:

    Big Brother Is Watching You

    Dick's brother's fiancee turns out to be a nude Las Vegas dancer.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - You Gotta Have Class (Season 2 Episode 22)
    Season 2 Episode 22:

    You Gotta Have Class

    Mike is shocked to find the professor she's dating is married.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Power of the Bleep (Season 2 Episode 21)
    Season 2 Episode 21:

    Power of the Bleep

    Dick quits when the station bleeps out a controversial show.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Will Baby Make Three? (Season 2 Episode 20)
    Season 2 Episode 20:

    Will Baby Make Three?

    The adoption bureau interviews a nervous Carol and Bernie.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The 10th Honeymoon (Season 2 Episode 19)
    Season 2 Episode 19:

    The 10th Honeymoon

    Dick and Jenny's (Dick Van Dyke, Hope Lange) vacation in the South Sea is nearly ruined when he injures himself.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Pot Luck (Season 2 Episode 18)
    Season 2 Episode 18:

    Pot Luck

    The police arrest Dick's mother for marijuana possession.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - My Friend, the Public Enemy (Season 2 Episode 17)
    Season 2 Episode 17:

    My Friend, the Public Enemy

    After being threatened by the mafia, Dick and Jenny (Dick Van Dyke, Hope Lange) get Mike (Fannie Flagg) to take the children away.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - My Friend, the Public Enemy (Season 2 Episode 16)
    Season 2 Episode 16:

    My Friend, the Public Enemy

    Dick (Dick Van Dyke) discovers his likeable new neighbor is in business with the mafia. With Hope Lange.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Dick and the Baby (Season 2 Episode 15)
    Season 2 Episode 15:

    Dick and the Baby

    Engrossed in a football game, Dick leaves the baby at a supermarket.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Jailbird (Season 2 Episode 14)
    Season 2 Episode 14:

    The Jailbird

    On Christmas Eve, Dick is jailed for speeding, and so is Bernie.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Blood Is Thicker Than Oatmeal (Season 2 Episode 13)
    Season 2 Episode 13:

    Blood Is Thicker Than Oatmeal

    Annie is jealous of a child actress doing a commercial with Dick.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Big Time Baby (Season 2 Episode 12)
    Season 2 Episode 12:

    Big Time Baby

    A network uses Dick as leverage in a talk show host's negotiations.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Old Dick and Jenny (Season 2 Episode 11)
    Season 2 Episode 11:

    Old Dick and Jenny

    Aging Dick and Jenny try to improve their attractiveness.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Ashes and Urns (Season 2 Episode 10)
    Season 2 Episode 10:

    Ashes and Urns

    The housekeeper cleans an urn, containing Grandfather's ashes.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Chef Mike (Season 2 Episode 9)
    Season 2 Episode 9:

    Chef Mike

    Mike gets her own cooking show, but doesn't know any recipes.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Who Do You Want to Be? (Season 2 Episode 8)
    Season 2 Episode 8:

    Who Do You Want to Be?

    On a special show, the TV staffers imitate who they would like to be.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Game (Season 2 Episode 7)
    Season 2 Episode 7:

    The Game

    Dick and Bernie propose a new game show to the station manager.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Headaches (Season 2 Episode 6)
    Season 2 Episode 6:

    Headaches

    Dick seeks psychiatric help for mysteriously recurring headaches.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Bernie's House (Season 2 Episode 5)
    Season 2 Episode 5:

    Bernie's House

    The Prestons hesitate to tell friends the house next door is for sale.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Sobriety Test (Season 2 Episode 4)
    Season 2 Episode 4:

    Sobriety Test

    Dick's tipsy on-air comments about marriage aggravate a quarrel.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Great Prestoni (Season 2 Episode 3)
    Season 2 Episode 3:

    The Great Prestoni

    Locked in his office by thieves, Dick escapes to the ladies' room.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Needle (Season 2 Episode 2)
    Season 2 Episode 2:

    The Needle

    Dick, the best man, arrives at a wedding in a nurse's uniform.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Former Mr. Preston (Season 2 Episode 1)
    Season 2 Episode 1:

    The Former Mr. Preston

    A guest on Dick's TV show turns out to be Jenny's first husband.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Telethon (Season 1 Episode 24)
    Season 1 Episode 24:

    The Telethon

    The Prestons pitch in on a grueling 36-hour charity telethon.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Running Bear and Moskowitz (Season 1 Episode 23)
    Season 1 Episode 23:

    Running Bear and Moskowitz

    Jenny and Carol open a boutique in a delicatessen with an old Indian.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - After the Ball Is Over (Season 1 Episode 22)
    Season 1 Episode 22:

    After the Ball Is Over

    Mike's ex-husband arrives, claiming to be a reformed character.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - People's Choice (Season 1 Episode 21)
    Season 1 Episode 21:

    People's Choice

    The Prestons favor opposing school board candidates.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Harry Award (Season 1 Episode 20)
    Season 1 Episode 20:

    The Harry Award

    Dick wonders whether to accept an award at a restricted club.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Split (Season 1 Episode 19)
    Season 1 Episode 19:

    The Split

    Bernie and Carol temporarily split over whether to have children.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Birth (Season 1 Episode 18)
    Season 1 Episode 18:

    The Birth

    Dick must rush two expectant mothers to the delivery room.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - What Is Your Husband Doing Tomorrow? (Season 1 Episode 17)
    Season 1 Episode 17:

    What Is Your Husband Doing Tomorrow?

    A phone call makes Jenny suspicious when Dick misses dinner.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Annie Get Your Bike (Season 1 Episode 16)
    Season 1 Episode 16:

    Annie Get Your Bike

    Feeling neglected when the baby arrives, Annie loses her appetite.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Bernie Did It (Season 1 Episode 15)
    Season 1 Episode 15:

    Bernie Did It

    Dick tries to negotiate his own contract with the station manager.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Pepito of Mexico (Season 1 Episode 14)
    Season 1 Episode 14:

    Pepito of Mexico

    Teela's nephew plays Robin Hood with the Prestons' belongings.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Linda, Linda, Linda (Season 1 Episode 13)
    Season 1 Episode 13:

    Linda, Linda, Linda

    Dick promises television's longest kiss on his show.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Room With a View (Season 1 Episode 12)
    Season 1 Episode 12:

    Room With a View

    Dick is installing a sauna, but Jenny wants a sewing room.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Off and Running (Season 1 Episode 11)
    Season 1 Episode 11:

    Off and Running

    Jenny announces an addition to the Preston family of four.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Conductor and the Lady (Season 1 Episode 10)
    Season 1 Episode 10:

    The Conductor and the Lady

    A famous conductor cancels dinner with the Prestons three times.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Storm (Season 1 Episode 9)
    Season 1 Episode 9:

    The Storm

    Dick calls the police, thinking his dinner guests are drug smugglers.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Queasy Rider (Season 1 Episode 8)
    Season 1 Episode 8:

    Queasy Rider

    On his new trail bike, Dick runs out of gas and gets lost in the desert.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Replacement (Season 1 Episode 7)
    Season 1 Episode 7:

    The Replacement

    Dick fears his popular new co-host will steal his job.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - A House Is Not a Home Yet (Season 1 Episode 6)
    Season 1 Episode 6:

    A House Is Not a Home Yet

    The Prestons buy their dream house, but Annie doesn't want to move.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - The Tennis Pro (Season 1 Episode 5)
    Season 1 Episode 5:

    The Tennis Pro

    Jenny wins a tennis trophy, but Dick is jealous of her teacher.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Everything From A to Z (Season 1 Episode 4)
    Season 1 Episode 4:

    Everything From A to Z

    Annie unwittingly takes a sex-education book to show-and-tell.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Midterm Dinner (Season 1 Episode 3)
    Season 1 Episode 3:

    Midterm Dinner

    Lucas' new girlfriend is black, but his grandmother is a bigot.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - A Star Ain't Born (Season 1 Episode 2)
    Season 1 Episode 2:

    A Star Ain't Born

    Dick is nervous about a screen test for a role in a new series.

  • The New Dick Van Dyke Show - Smoke Rings (Season 1 Episode 1)
    Season 1 Episode 1:

    Smoke Rings

    After demonstrating smoke rings on his show, Dick resumes smoking.

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