My Wife and Kids

My Wife and Kids

2001 - 2005, Comedy
Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.

Episode Guide

  • My Wife and Kids - The V Story (Season 5 Episode 26)
    Season 5 Episode 26:

    The V Story

    Jay insists that Michael get a vasectomy so they can feel free to enjoy themselves, but Michael is reluctant to undergo the operation.

  • My Wife and Kids - R.V. Dreams (Season 5 Episode 25)
    Season 5 Episode 25:

    R.V. Dreams

    Michael persuades his reluctant family to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon.

  • My Wife and Kids - Michael Sells the Business (Season 5 Episode 24)
    Season 5 Episode 24:

    Michael Sells the Business

    Michael and Jay get a lucrative offer from a large company; Kady and Claire bicker over who gets to spend more time in the bathroom.

  • My Wife and Kids - Graduation Day (Season 5 Episode 23)
    Season 5 Episode 23:

    Graduation Day

    Despite Michael's effort to make Jay's college graduation a memorable occasion, everything that could go wrong does.

  • My Wife and Kids - Michael's Sandwich (Season 5 Episode 22)
    Season 5 Episode 22:

    Michael's Sandwich

    Michael makes his signature sandwich to take on a plane, but when he arrives late at the airport, suspicious security guards search his masterpiece.

  • My Wife and Kids - Jr.'s Cartoon (Season 5 Episode 21)
    Season 5 Episode 21:

    Jr.'s Cartoon

    Jr. wins a national competition for a cartoon based on his family, and it catches the attention of ABC executives.

  • My Wife and Kids - Celibacy (Season 5 Episode 20)
    Season 5 Episode 20:


    Michael is reluctant to go along with Jay's plan to improve their love life, since it requires six months of abstinence.

  • My Wife and Kids - Michael Joins a Gym (Season 5 Episode 19)
    Season 5 Episode 19:

    Michael Joins a Gym

    When Michael finds he cannot fit into an old pair of jeans, he asks an old friend to help him get back in shape.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Remodel (Season 5 Episode 18)
    Season 5 Episode 18:

    The Remodel

    When Michael decides that hiring contractors would be too expensive, he and Jr. attempt to remodel the garage but quickly get in over their heads.

  • My Wife and Kids - Bahamas (Season 5 Episode 17)
    Season 5 Episode 17:


    Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on an island as the tide rises, and the only person who can help them is Michael's annoying golf buddy (David Alan Grier).

  • My Wife and Kids - Bahamas (Season 5 Episode 16)
    Season 5 Episode 16:


    Michael is hoping for some time for himself when they arrive at the resort, but his golf buddy (David Alan Grier) shows up and insists they spend time together, forcing Michael to go to great lengths to get away.

  • My Wife and Kids - Silence Is Golden (Season 5 Episode 15)
    Season 5 Episode 15:

    Silence Is Golden

    Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.

  • My Wife and Kids - Sweetheart's Day (Season 5 Episode 14)
    Season 5 Episode 14:

    Sweetheart's Day

    Jay insists that Michael buy her a gift for Sweetheart's Day, so he decides to base the price of her gift on her attitude towards him.

  • My Wife and Kids - Study Buddy (Season 5 Episode 13)
    Season 5 Episode 13:

    Study Buddy

    Michael feels neglected when Jay spends a lot of time studying, so he decides to tutor her, with less than stellar results.

  • My Wife and Kids - They Call Me El Foosay (Season 5 Episode 12)
    Season 5 Episode 12:

    They Call Me El Foosay

    Jr. becomes obnoxious about winning after Vanessa buys him a foosball game, prompting Michael to try to teach him a lesson about being a good winner.

  • My Wife and Kids - Careful What You Wish For (Season 5 Episode 11)
    Season 5 Episode 11:

    Careful What You Wish For

    Jay is envious of the attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., and she wishes that Michael would act the same way toward her.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Wedding (Season 5 Episode 10)
    Season 5 Episode 10:

    The Wedding

    Jr. and Vanessa plan their wedding, but they quickly realize that a compromise must be made in order to bring their two families together.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Return of Bobby Shaw (Season 5 Episode 9)
    Season 5 Episode 9:

    The Return of Bobby Shaw

    Jr. enrolls in the Rapacademy and signs a shady contract with Michael's archenemy, Bobby Shaw, and he must get out of it.

  • My Wife and Kids - Restaurant Wars (Season 5 Episode 8)
    Season 5 Episode 8:

    Restaurant Wars

    Michael gets involved in Jay's soul-food restaurant when the Hoos, owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street, try to put her out of business.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Proposal (Season 5 Episode 7)
    Season 5 Episode 7:

    The Proposal

    A karaoke competition between Michael and Jay and numerous other interruptions prevent Jr. from finally proposing to Vanessa.

  • My Wife and Kids - Poker Face (Season 5 Episode 6)
    Season 5 Episode 6:

    Poker Face

    Michael tells Jr. to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice backfires when Jr. invites Jay to the all-male poker game.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Fellowship of the Baby (Season 5 Episode 5)
    Season 5 Episode 5:

    The Fellowship of the Baby

    Michael tells Jr. that "Jr., Jr." is a magic baby that will increase his intelligence every time he holds him.

  • My Wife and Kids - Class Reunion (Season 5 Episode 4)
    Season 5 Episode 4:

    Class Reunion

    Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion until a former rival challenges him to a dance-off.

  • My Wife and Kids - Childcare Class (Season 5 Episode 3)
    Season 5 Episode 3:

    Childcare Class

    After Michael fails a child-care course for grandparents, Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let him baby-sit his grandchild.

  • My Wife and Kids - Fantasy Camp (Season 5 Episode 1)
    Season 5 Episode 1:

    Fantasy Camp

    Michael can't concentrate on anything else after he learns he is going to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas; a scheduling mix-up forces Michael to get creative to be able to play with his idol.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Baby (Season 4 Episode 30)
    Season 4 Episode 30:

    The Baby

    Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Baby (Season 4 Episode 29)
    Season 4 Episode 29:

    The Baby

    Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

  • My Wife and Kids - What Do You Know? (Season 4 Episode 28)
    Season 4 Episode 28:

    What Do You Know?

    A question-and-answer game reveals that the couples may not know as much about their significant others as they thought.

  • My Wife and Kids - Hand Model (Season 4 Episode 27)
    Season 4 Episode 27:

    Hand Model

    Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition; Franklin feels threatened by Kady's friendship with Rachel and decides to do something about it.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Maid (Season 4 Episode 26)
    Season 4 Episode 26:

    The Maid

    While Jay is away, Michael hires a maid (Betty White) whose painstaking attention to the family's every need leaves Jay feeling a little threatened.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Director (Season 4 Episode 25)
    Season 4 Episode 25:

    The Director

    Michael records over a video of Kady's first steps, then enlists Franklin's help, before home-movie night, to re-enact the moment.

  • My Wife and Kids - Romantic Night (Season 4 Episode 24)
    Season 4 Episode 24:

    Romantic Night

    Michael's plan for a romantic evening with Jay goes awry when Junior accidentally cancels their hotel reservations.

  • My Wife and Kids - Calvin Goes to Work (Season 4 Episode 23)
    Season 4 Episode 23:

    Calvin Goes to Work

    Michael reluctantly hires Vanessa's dad, Calvin, but his work ethic leaves Michael searching for a way to fire him; Claire gets Franklin to help her with a science paper.

  • My Wife and Kids - Calvin Comes to Stay (Season 4 Episode 22)
    Season 4 Episode 22:

    Calvin Comes to Stay

    When Vanessa's father, Calvin, is kicked out by his wife and comes to stay with the Kyles, Michael must devise a plan to make him return home.

  • My Wife and Kids - Empty Nest (Season 4 Episode 21)
    Season 4 Episode 21:

    Empty Nest

    Alone in the house, Michael and Jay reminisce about the fun times they have had with their children and friends.

  • My Wife and Kids - Empty Nest (Season 4 Episode 20)
    Season 4 Episode 20:

    Empty Nest

    Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.

  • My Wife and Kids - Outbreak Monkey (Season 4 Episode 19)
    Season 4 Episode 19:

    Outbreak Monkey

    Flu germs jeopardize Michael's chance to see basketball star LeBron James shoot hoops at Madison Square Garden.

  • My Wife and Kids - Illegal Smile (Season 4 Episode 18)
    Season 4 Episode 18:

    Illegal Smile

    Michael's unnatural-looking smile lands him in hot water with a traffic-court judge and later with his cellmate (Lou Ferrigno).

  • My Wife and Kids - The Anniversary Present (Season 4 Episode 17)
    Season 4 Episode 17:

    The Anniversary Present

    Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment with their anniversary gifts; Claire hopes to prepare a gourmet dinner for her parents.

  • My Wife and Kids - Jr. Sells His Car (Season 4 Episode 16)
    Season 4 Episode 16:

    Jr. Sells His Car

    Jr. and Vanessa shock everyone by selling the Impala after they finish restoring it; Franklin asks Michael how he can act more like a normal kid.

  • My Wife and Kids - Candy Wars (Season 4 Episode 15)
    Season 4 Episode 15:

    Candy Wars

    Michael loses sight of his daughter in his quest to sell the most chocolate bars during a school candy drive.

  • My Wife and Kids - Moving on Out (Season 4 Episode 14)
    Season 4 Episode 14:

    Moving on Out

    The condition and location of Jr.'s new apartment shocks Jay, who cannot believe her new grandchild might live there.

  • My Wife and Kids - Of Mice and Man (Season 4 Episode 13)
    Season 4 Episode 13:

    Of Mice and Man

    When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator, but Michael is determined to handle it himself; Claire accidentally runs over a squirrel while driving home.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Lady Is Not a Tramp (Season 4 Episode 12)
    Season 4 Episode 12:

    The Lady Is Not a Tramp

    Michael fears the worst when he discovers condoms in Claire's backpack; Jr. accidentally gives Kady a dose of dog medicine.

  • My Wife and Kids - Michael's Band (Season 4 Episode 11)
    Season 4 Episode 11:

    Michael's Band

    When Michael's former bandmate (Clarence Clemons) comes to town for a gig, Michael agrees to sit in as the band's piano player.

  • My Wife and Kids - While Out (Season 4 Episode 10)
    Season 4 Episode 10:

    While Out

    Claire throws a wild party in her parents' absence; a drunken Tony runs naked through the neighborhood.

  • My Wife and Kids - Marathon (Season 4 Episode 9)
    Season 4 Episode 9:


    Jay and Michael decide to compete in the New York City Marathon, but Michael does not see the need to adopt Jay's training regimen.

  • My Wife and Kids - Ultrasound (Season 4 Episode 8)
    Season 4 Episode 8:


    Vanessa and Jr. prepare for their first ultrasound, and the grandparents-to-be go to extremes to find out the sex of the baby; Franklin is worried that Kady will dump him for Willie K.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Funeral (Season 4 Episode 7)
    Season 4 Episode 7:

    The Funeral

    Michael's grief-stricken employee (Sean Whalen) asks Kady to kiss his dead grandmother goodbye at the funeral.

  • My Wife and Kids - He's Having a Baby (Season 4 Episode 6)
    Season 4 Episode 6:

    He's Having a Baby

    Michael and Jay try to teach Jr. what it is like to be a father by giving him a water balloon to care for.

  • My Wife and Kids - Meet the Parents (Season 4 Episode 5)
    Season 4 Episode 5:

    Meet the Parents

    Vanessa's parents try to bully Michael and Jay into buying things that will benefit them, not the baby.

  • My Wife and Kids - Jay Goes to School (Season 4 Episode 4)
    Season 4 Episode 4:

    Jay Goes to School

    Seeking fulfillment, Jay goes back to college despite Michael's protests; Jr.'s buddies (Damon Wayans Jr., Michael Wayans) decide to turn his old baby crib into a hip new machine.

  • My Wife and Kids - Jr. Executive (Season 4 Episode 3)
    Season 4 Episode 3:

    Jr. Executive

    As the boss' son, Jr. convinces other employees at Kyle Trucking to do his work for him; Claire arranges a secret date with a guy she met on the Internet.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Sweet Hairafter (Season 4 Episode 2)
    Season 4 Episode 2:

    The Sweet Hairafter

    Michael takes too many hair-growth pills and suffers unusual side effects.

  • My Wife and Kids - From Dummy to Daddy (Season 4 Episode 1)
    Season 4 Episode 1:

    From Dummy to Daddy

    Michael and Jay realize they have nine months to transform their teenaged son into a responsible adult capable of providing for his new family.

  • My Wife and Kids - Graduation (Season 3 Episode 27)
    Season 3 Episode 27:


    Jr.'s high-school graduation day is a cause for celebration and concern about his future for Michael and Jay, who want him to go to college.

  • My Wife and Kids - Graduation (Season 3 Episode 26)
    Season 3 Episode 26:


    Jr.'s high-school graduation day is a cause for celebration and concern about his future for Michael and Jay, who want him to go to college.

  • My Wife and Kids - Not So Hostile Takeover (Season 3 Episode 25)
    Season 3 Episode 25:

    Not So Hostile Takeover

    Michael and Jay volunteer to be chaperons at Claire's high-school prom; Jr. gets excited about fixing up his first car.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Big Bang Theory (Season 3 Episode 24)
    Season 3 Episode 24:

    The Big Bang Theory

    Claire and Tony announce the time has come for them to consummate their relationship; Kady catches Jr. playing with her dolls.

  • My Wife and Kids - Tee for Too Many (Season 3 Episode 23)
    Season 3 Episode 23:

    Tee for Too Many

    Jay decides to watch Michael play golf in order to spend more quality time with him; Jr. asks Franklin to help him with his college essay.

  • My Wife and Kids - Sharon's Picture (Season 3 Episode 22)
    Season 3 Episode 22:

    Sharon's Picture

    Jay wonders why Michael saved a picture of an attractive ex-girlfriend; Franklin cannot admit Aretha is as good a singer as he is a pianist.

  • My Wife and Kids - Claire's Permit (Season 3 Episode 21)
    Season 3 Episode 21:

    Claire's Permit

    Michael's fears come true when he tries to teach Claire how to drive.

  • My Wife and Kids - Here Come Da Judge (Season 3 Episode 20)
    Season 3 Episode 20:

    Here Come Da Judge

    Michael calls a family court session when Jr. battles Claire over ownership of a discovered wallet containing $500.

  • My Wife and Kids - Jury Duty (Season 3 Episode 19)
    Season 3 Episode 19:

    Jury Duty

    Michael and Jay end up serving on the same jury together; Michael suspects he has been the victim of jury tampering.

  • My Wife and Kids - Jr.'s Risky Business (Season 3 Episode 18)
    Season 3 Episode 18:

    Jr.'s Risky Business

    A furious Michael considers throwing Jr. out of the house after catching him in a compromising position with his girlfriend (Meagan Good).

  • My Wife and Kids - Jr.'s Risky Business (Season 3 Episode 17)
    Season 3 Episode 17:

    Jr.'s Risky Business

    Michael and Jay return home to find Jr. and his girlfriend (Meagan Good) fooling around in their bed.

  • My Wife and Kids - Man of the Year (Season 3 Episode 16)
    Season 3 Episode 16:

    Man of the Year

    Michael is disheartened when he does not win the Small Businessman of the Year award.

  • My Wife and Kids - Blackout (Season 3 Episode 15)
    Season 3 Episode 15:


    Michael finally gets the house to himself when a blackout occurs.

  • My Wife and Kids - Michael's Tribe (Season 3 Episode 14)
    Season 3 Episode 14:

    Michael's Tribe

    Michael volunteers to be chief for Kady's Indian Princess sleepover and tries to keep Claire from sneaking out to a rave with her boyfriend.

  • My Wife and Kids - Open Your Heart (Season 3 Episode 13)
    Season 3 Episode 13:

    Open Your Heart

    Jay insists that Michael attend a couples seminar with her; Jr. and his friends try to make some extra money.

  • My Wife and Kids - Chair Man of the Board (Season 3 Episode 12)
    Season 3 Episode 12:

    Chair Man of the Board

    Michael is caught by surprise when his childhood friend, Tommy, shows up for a visit in a wheelchair.

  • My Wife and Kids - Jay the Artist (Season 3 Episode 11)
    Season 3 Episode 11:

    Jay the Artist

    When Michael inspires Jay's artistic side, she makes him pose for a nude painting that makes him the subject of everyone's jokes.

  • My Wife and Kids - Jr.'s Dating Dilemma (Season 3 Episode 10)
    Season 3 Episode 10:

    Jr.'s Dating Dilemma

    Michael's advice about women backfires when Jr. ends up with two dates to a dance; Jay dreams Michael is having an affair with Janet Jackson.

  • My Wife and Kids - Sister Story (Season 3 Episode 9)
    Season 3 Episode 9:

    Sister Story

    Michael's sister (Vivica A. Fox) visits and sparks a rivalry with Jay.

  • My Wife and Kids - Fighting Kyles (Season 3 Episode 8)
    Season 3 Episode 8:

    Fighting Kyles

    Michael and Jay give their bickering kids a taste of their own medicine, making them scared they're on the brink of breaking up.

  • My Wife and Kids - Crouching Mother, Hidden Father (Season 3 Episode 7)
    Season 3 Episode 7:

    Crouching Mother, Hidden Father

    Janet's overzealous direction of the school play is cause for concern for Kady's kindergarten teacher.

  • My Wife and Kids - Claire's New Boyfriend (Season 3 Episode 6)
    Season 3 Episode 6:

    Claire's New Boyfriend

    Rebellious Claire rejects the boyfriend her father likes and takes up with one he views with disfavor.

  • My Wife and Kids - Diary of a Mad Teen (Season 3 Episode 5)
    Season 3 Episode 5:

    Diary of a Mad Teen

    Janet learns that Claire is thinking about having sex with her boyfriend; Jr. is an irresponsible driver.

  • My Wife and Kids - Samba Story (Season 3 Episode 4)
    Season 3 Episode 4:

    Samba Story

    Michael and Janet try to spice up their date nights by taking samba lessons, but their instructors arouse jealousy.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Kyles Go to Hawaii (Season 3 Episode 2)
    Season 3 Episode 2:

    The Kyles Go to Hawaii

    In Hawaii, Michael and Janet are pursued by two attractive strangers (Nicole Scherzinger, Tyson C. Beckford); Claire goes on a shopping spree.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Kyles Go to Hawaii (Season 3 Episode 1)
    Season 3 Episode 1:

    The Kyles Go to Hawaii

    In order to save money, Michael books a 43-hour flight to Hawaii with several layovers; Michael chastises Janet for packing too many clothes.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Kyles Go to Hawaii (Season 3 Episode 1)
    Season 3 Episode 1:

    The Kyles Go to Hawaii

    The Kyles' trip to Hawaii gets off to a bumpy start with a 43-hour flight.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Anniversary (Season 2 Episode 29)
    Season 2 Episode 29:

    The Anniversary

    Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Anniversary (Season 2 Episode 28)
    Season 2 Episode 28:

    The Anniversary

    Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

  • My Wife and Kids - Jr. Gets His License (Season 2 Episode 27)
    Season 2 Episode 27:

    Jr. Gets His License

    After getting his driver's license, Jr. buys a clunker instead of the practical car Michael picked out for him.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Bowling Show (Season 2 Episode 26)
    Season 2 Episode 26:

    The Bowling Show

    Michael bowls against his archenemy Stu Tyler (Larry Miller); Trekkies at the bowling alley believe Claire is a Romulan queen.

  • My Wife and Kids - Make Over (Season 2 Episode 25)
    Season 2 Episode 25:

    Make Over

    An encounter with Michael's stunning ex-girlfriend prompts Janet to get a makeover; on a dare, Junior tries to steal a bra from the girls' locker room.

  • My Wife and Kids - Back Story (Season 2 Episode 24)
    Season 2 Episode 24:

    Back Story

    After the children tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to injure his back playing Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim.

  • My Wife and Kids - Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius (Season 2 Episode 23)
    Season 2 Episode 23:

    Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius

    Janet and Michael are astounded when their often dim-witted son shines on an IQ test, ranking him as a genius.

  • My Wife and Kids - Working Relationship (Season 2 Episode 22)
    Season 2 Episode 22:

    Working Relationship

    Michael seeks advice from Junior on how to handle Janet's office persona; the cast re-enacts scenes from the movie "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial."

  • My Wife and Kids - Return of the Wall (Season 2 Episode 21)
    Season 2 Episode 21:

    Return of the Wall

    Michael steps in to save Kady's soccer team from Janet's overbearing coaching style.

  • My Wife and Kids - Papa Said Knock You Out (Season 2 Episode 20)
    Season 2 Episode 20:

    Papa Said Knock You Out

    Junior asks Michael for boxing lessons so he can protect his sister's honor.

  • My Wife and Kids - Failure to Communicate (Season 2 Episode 19)
    Season 2 Episode 19:

    Failure to Communicate

    Michael tries to get his parents (Denise Nichols, Charlie Robinson) to begin speaking to each other again.

  • My Wife and Kids - Double Date (Season 2 Episode 18)
    Season 2 Episode 18:

    Double Date

    Michael agrees to let Claire go on her first date with Tony, but only on condition that it is a double date with Janet and himself.

  • My Wife and Kids - Table for Too Many (Season 2 Episode 17)
    Season 2 Episode 17:

    Table for Too Many

    Dinner at a Japanese restaurant gets worse when the Kyles are seated with the annoying Tyler family.

  • My Wife and Kids - Table for Too Many (Season 2 Episode 16)
    Season 2 Episode 16:

    Table for Too Many

    Michael is even more disillusioned about eating out after Janet convinces him to go to a Japanese restaurant.

  • My Wife and Kids - Road Trip (Season 2 Episode 15)
    Season 2 Episode 15:

    Road Trip

    A family trip to Paul Revere's house tests everyone's nerves.

  • My Wife and Kids - Get Out (Season 2 Episode 14)
    Season 2 Episode 14:

    Get Out

    Michael tries to get his always-tardy family dressed and out the door to a wedding within just 15 minutes.

  • My Wife and Kids - Quality Time (Season 2 Episode 13)
    Season 2 Episode 13:

    Quality Time

    Marriage counselors back Michael's belief that he's entitled to some time alone after spending time with Janet, much to her dismay.

  • My Wife and Kids - Learning to Earn It (Season 2 Episode 12)
    Season 2 Episode 12:

    Learning to Earn It

    Michael is thrilled when the children start their own businesses after squandering their allowances in one day.

  • My Wife and Kids - Letting Go (Season 2 Episode 11)
    Season 2 Episode 11:

    Letting Go

    Kady treats the school hamster that Michael accidentally killed as though it is still alive; Michael catches Claire in a lie.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Whole World Is Watching (Season 2 Episode 10)
    Season 2 Episode 10:

    The Whole World Is Watching

    Michael and Janet's romantic overtures are seen on the Internet after Jr. gets new computer equipment.

  • My Wife and Kids - Jay Gets Fired (Season 2 Episode 9)
    Season 2 Episode 9:

    Jay Gets Fired

    After a bad business decision costs Jay her job, she becomes a homemaker.

  • My Wife and Kids - Let Them Eat Pie (Season 2 Episode 8)
    Season 2 Episode 8:

    Let Them Eat Pie

    The kids get more than they bargained for after Jr. dares Claire to eat Michael's slice of lemon meringue pie.

  • My Wife and Kids - Michael's Garden (Season 2 Episode 7)
    Season 2 Episode 7:

    Michael's Garden

    Janet convinces Michael to have a procedure during a physical examination.

  • My Wife and Kids - He Heard, She Heard (Season 2 Episode 6)
    Season 2 Episode 6:

    He Heard, She Heard

    Michael looks to teach Claire a lesson after she sneaks out of the house and uses Kady as an accomplice.

  • My Wife and Kids - Thru Thick and Thin (Season 2 Episode 5)
    Season 2 Episode 5:

    Thru Thick and Thin

    When Janet returns, Michael remains silent about her obvious weight gain.

  • My Wife and Kids - Perfect Dad (Season 2 Episode 4)
    Season 2 Episode 4:

    Perfect Dad

    Fed up with Michael's parenting style, the children confront their father with a description of the ideal dad.

  • My Wife and Kids - No Rules (Season 2 Episode 3)
    Season 2 Episode 3:

    No Rules

    The household becomes unbearable when Michael decides to let the kids do as they please.

  • My Wife and Kids - Mom's Away (Season 2 Episode 2)
    Season 2 Episode 2:

    Mom's Away

    Michael contends with multiple problems, including a positive pregnancy test, a sad 6-year-old and Jr.'s basketball troubles.

  • My Wife and Kids - Mom's Away (Season 2 Episode 1)
    Season 2 Episode 1:

    Mom's Away

    Michael is left in charge of the house when Janet leaves to tend to her sick mother, and must contend with multiple problems.

  • My Wife and Kids - Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (Season 1 Episode 11)
    Season 1 Episode 11:

    Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

    Michael takes living life to its fullest a little too far after his accountant (Doug Banks) unexpectedly dies.

  • My Wife and Kids - A Little Romance (Season 1 Episode 10)
    Season 1 Episode 10:

    A Little Romance

    Just when Michael is feeling frustrated about his love life, his brother visits with his sexy new girlfriend.

  • My Wife and Kids - Breaking Up and Breaking It (Season 1 Episode 9)
    Season 1 Episode 9:

    Breaking Up and Breaking It

    Claire is upset when Michael continues to pal around with her former boyfriend (Andrew McFarlane); Junior spends too much time in the bathroom.

  • My Wife and Kids - He Said, She Said (Season 1 Episode 8)
    Season 1 Episode 8:

    He Said, She Said

    Michael and Jay get a lesson in listening when they try to remember what they asked each other to do.

  • My Wife and Kids - Snapping and Sniffing (Season 1 Episode 7)
    Season 1 Episode 7:

    Snapping and Sniffing

    Michael advises Jr. to fight his school bully with words instead of fists; Michael feels Jay is neglecting the family.

  • My Wife and Kids - Working It (Season 1 Episode 6)
    Season 1 Episode 6:

    Working It

    Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

  • My Wife and Kids - Making the Grade (Season 1 Episode 5)
    Season 1 Episode 5:

    Making the Grade

    Junior attempts to fool his parents into believing he got an A for his algebra assignment, but the scheme backfires when Janet and Michael treat him like a prodigy.

  • My Wife and Kids - Of Breasts and Basketball (Season 1 Episode 4)
    Season 1 Episode 4:

    Of Breasts and Basketball

    Michael has difficulty coping when Junior beats him at basketball; Claire buys a a padded bra to impress boys.

  • My Wife and Kids - Grassy Knoll (Season 1 Episode 3)
    Season 1 Episode 3:

    Grassy Knoll

    Michael and Jay play mind games on Junior after they discover he has been smoking marijuana; Kady wants to spend more time with her big sister.

  • My Wife and Kids - The Truth Hurts (Season 1 Episode 2)
    Season 1 Episode 2:

    The Truth Hurts

    Michael is convinced that junior has gotten a tattoo, but Junior won't admit it; Michael is concerned that none of his children are willing to own up to things they've done.

  • My Wife and Kids - Pilot (Season 1 Episode 1)
    Season 1 Episode 1:


    Mike worries when Jay wants to put her college degree to good use and enter the workforce.