The Paedofinder-General officiates a wedding; Noodles the rabbit gets revenge.
The Paedofinder -General officiates at a wedding, the police raid the Khans' house, and Noodles the rabbit gets his revenge.
Abdul and Shafiq go to Iraq; the Yuppies move to the country; the Paedofinder-General gets a job processing family photos.
The Paedofinder-General goes to the seaside; M15 begin a surveillance operation in Omar, Abdul and Shafiq's hometown.
Bono and Nelson Mandela campaign for Ivan Dobsky's release; a top international terrorist arrives to train Omar, Abdul and Shafiq.
Omar, Abdul and Shafiq plan a celebrity assasination.
Omar, Abdul and Shafiq plan an assassination; the Paedofinder-General crashes a school nativity play; Ivan Dobsky is released for Christmas.
The Paedofinder-General crashes a school disco; Omar, Abdul and Shafiq threaten their local council; Brad Pitt stars as Ivan Dobsky in a biopic.
Bono and Nelson Mandela campaign for Ivan Dobsky's release.
Slobodan Milosevic at an exclusive entertainment party; Lord Byron searches for the perfects words; a world overrun with complimentary magazines.
A badly timed alien invasion; an elderly gentleman who makes an unfortunate sartorial choice on his granddaughter's wedding day; a Wednesday-night Jihadist planning session.
A network executive reveals his new idea for a reality TV series; the Paedofinder General; the most desirable woman in Britain.
Daisy Harris murder investigation; British banking customer service representatives; fertility clinic; telephone modems.
Robbie Williams donates his time to UNICEF; Ivan Dobsky is released from prison; an office intern is assigned to guard the waste basket.
Two murderers are released from prison at the same time; Timmy's father recalls Timmy's conception; Geoff joins an adult education class.
The Rebranders make cancer more attractive; Clive spends a night in the plot of Humpty Dumpty; yuppies play Russian Roulette.
The Rebranders rename God Dave; yuppie dinner party couples; the divorced dad introduces Timmy to his new girlfriend.
The Rebranders reinvent the fire brigade; Clive pretends to have spent the night in the plot of Hotel California; Ivan is released from prison.