McKeever and Monk start a cookie business.
The boys care for an army mule as a punishment.
McKeever tries to win a good-conduct medal.
McKeever, Tubby and Monk hide a baby elephant.
McKeever, Monk and Tubby enter a soap-selling contest.
McKeever falls for a pretty dance instructor.
McKeever researches Blackwell's military history.
The Colonel invites a former honor student to Westfield.
McKeever believes Westfield will become a naval academy.
Sgt. Barnes tries to impress his visiting father.
The boys steal a rival school's mascot.
The Colonel's niece falls for McKeever.
The Colonel leaves to take a civilian job.
The Colonel's mother visits Westfield.
A general boards his difficult son at Westfield.
The boys give the Colonel a bust of himself.
The school throws a birthday party for the Colonel.
The Colonel believes he's hallucinating.
A neighbor seeks revenge on the school.
The boys scheme to listen to the radio.
McKeever schemes to best other schools in an event.
The boys scheme to get rid of a strict Wac.
McKeever and the Colonel are handcuffed together.
The boys give Sgt. Barnes a used toupee.
McKeever must stage a historical pageant.
McKeever racks up demerits so he can leave Westfield.