Listen Up

Listen Up

2004 - 2005, Comedy
A sports columnist struggles to gain the respect of his family.

Episode Guide

  • Listen Up - Last Vegas (Season 1 Episode 22)
    Season 1 Episode 22:

    Last Vegas

    During a trip to Las Vegas to promote Tony and Bernie's show, Dana gets angry when she thinks Tony would rather spend time with Bernie than his own family.

  • Listen Up - Ebony and Irony (Season 1 Episode 21)
    Season 1 Episode 21:

    Ebony and Irony

    Bernie invites Tony to spend time with him and his friends, with surprising results.

  • Listen Up - Check Mates (Season 1 Episode 20)
    Season 1 Episode 20:

    Check Mates

    When the Kleinmans' neighbors agree to give Dana a donation for the construction of the petting zoo, Tony interferes and jeopardizes the donation.

  • Listen Up - Waiting for Kleinman (Season 1 Episode 19)
    Season 1 Episode 19:

    Waiting for Kleinman

    Megan is excited to have a part in the community theater show until Tony is offered the part as her leading man.

  • Listen Up - Coach Potato (Season 1 Episode 18)
    Season 1 Episode 18:

    Coach Potato

    When Megan's soccer coach (Bob Saget) quits, Bernie offers to coach and discovers the perfect motivation for a team of young women.

  • Listen Up - Tony Whine-Man (Season 1 Episode 17)
    Season 1 Episode 17:

    Tony Whine-Man

    When Tony runs into the man who used to bully him at summer camp, he decides to organize a camp reunion in which he intends to prove his manhood to the bully.

  • Listen Up - Colon-Oopscopy (Season 1 Episode 16)
    Season 1 Episode 16:


    Tony schedules a colonoscopy, only to find that the doctor performing the procedure once dated his wife.

  • Listen Up - Inky Dinky Don't (Season 1 Episode 15)
    Season 1 Episode 15:

    Inky Dinky Don't

    Dana tries to rekindle her youth by getting a tattoo, but when Tony disapproves she agrees to remove it if he loses weight.

  • Listen Up - Weekend With Bernie (Season 1 Episode 14)
    Season 1 Episode 14:

    Weekend With Bernie

    Tony invites Bernie for a weekend of male bonding when Dana is away, but the honeymoon ends when Bernie's girlfriend arrives.

  • Listen Up - Snub Thy Neighbor (Season 1 Episode 13)
    Season 1 Episode 13:

    Snub Thy Neighbor

    Tony and Dana are excluded from the neighborhood party, so they try to make friends with new neighbors by inviting them over for dinner.

  • Listen Up - Tony the Tiger (Season 1 Episode 12)
    Season 1 Episode 12:

    Tony the Tiger

    Tony tries to stand up to a bully in a restaurant, with surprising results.

  • Listen Up - Enemy at the Gates (Season 1 Episode 11)
    Season 1 Episode 11:

    Enemy at the Gates

    Megan takes an interest in Mickey's golf adversary, but Tony forbids her to see him.

  • Listen Up - Mickey Without a Cause (Season 1 Episode 10)
    Season 1 Episode 10:

    Mickey Without a Cause

    Mickey is jealous when Tony focuses on Megan after she scores the winning goal in her soccer championship.

  • Listen Up - Thanksgiving (Season 1 Episode 9)
    Season 1 Episode 9:


    Tony and Bernie try to keep their gambling a secret from Bernie's mother (Marla Gibbs); Megan and Mickey accidentally break the dining room table.

  • Listen Up - Sweet Charity (Season 1 Episode 8)
    Season 1 Episode 8:

    Sweet Charity

    When Megan's cell phone bill is too high, Tony suggests she do charity work to learn compassion for others.

  • Listen Up - The Gift of the Ton-I (Season 1 Episode 7)
    Season 1 Episode 7:

    The Gift of the Ton-I

    The search for the perfect birthday gift turns into a competition between Tony and Dana.

  • Listen Up - Mickey Swallows a Bee (Season 1 Episode 6)
    Season 1 Episode 6:

    Mickey Swallows a Bee

    Mickey becomes fascinated with the medical profession while hospitalized for swallowing a bee.

  • Listen Up - Quest for Fire (Season 1 Episode 5)
    Season 1 Episode 5:

    Quest for Fire

    Tony asks Bernie's advice on rekindling the spark in his relationship with Dana; Tony's talk show turns out to be a hit with gay viewers.

  • Listen Up - Cool Jerk (Season 1 Episode 4)
    Season 1 Episode 4:

    Cool Jerk

    Bernie's mechanic insists Tony borrow Dennis Rodman's Hummer when his car is in the shop.

  • Listen Up - Grandmaster of the Wolfhunt (Season 1 Episode 3)
    Season 1 Episode 3:

    Grandmaster of the Wolfhunt

    Bernie proves to be more popular when he and Tony are both asked to speak at Megan and Mickey's school assembly.

  • Listen Up - Hammer Time (Season 1 Episode 2)
    Season 1 Episode 2:

    Hammer Time

    Tony tries tough love when Megan breaks her curfew, prompting Megan to fight back by terrorizing the family with her outrageous behavior.

  • Listen Up - Pilot (Season 1 Episode 1)
    Season 1 Episode 1:


    Tony tries to relate to his teenage daughter, who is embarrassed by his exuberance and out-of-date clothes.