After the couple decide to move in together, Alex gets a role which would take her overseas for a long time; a blockheaded actor (Nick Lachey) makes a play for Alex.
One of Patrick's students uses an erotic video to blackmail Alex into starring in the high-school musical.
After getting some ribbing at work, Patrick takes his famous girlfriend to a barbecue where his co-workers shamelessly demand favors of her.
Patrick accidentally blabs a story about Alex to a tabloid writer, then he begins to suspect everyone he meets is a meddling reporter.
Alex's on-screen kiss with a former boyfriend arouses feelings of jealousy in Patrick.
After losing an Academy Award, Alex refuses to accompany Patrick to his awards ceremony at school.
After Patrick quarrels with Joan Rivers, top fashion designers decline to outfit Alex for the Academy Awards.
Alex takes in a B-movie actress (Brooke Shields) who was recently released from rehab; horrified Cheri meets a woman who has been her famous sister's assistant for 60 years.
Patrick convinces Alex to go away with him to a secluded spa to take her mind off the soon-to-be-announced Oscar nominations.
While on the set of a Penny Marshall movie, Patrick inadvertently talks the film's young star (Alyson Stoner) into quitting the business.
Alex thinks Patrick is trying to hook up with his ex-girlfriend at his high-school reunion.
After agreeing to a $100 spending limit, Alex presents Patrick with a sports car; Patrick renders Alex speechless when he gives her the key to his apartment; Steve's Santa suit gives him newfound popularity with the ladies.
Alex tries to win over Patrick's formidable mother (Susan Sullivan) by preparing Thanksgiving dinner herself.
When Cheri quits, Alex ends up with a socially inept assistant (Ana Gasteyer).
Patrick agrees to let Alex pose as an action hero's (Steven Weber) girlfriend in order to stave off rumors that he is gay.
A greedy director (Robert Englund) tries to cash in on Alex's fame by screening a horror movie she made as a novice; Cheri is attracted to a cute guy dressed up as a bum for Halloween.
Patrick begins to feel like a kept man at a weekend press junket to promote Alex's new film.
When Alex is offered the lead in a musical, Patrick debates telling her the truth about her dreadful singing voice.
Patrick's ex-girlfriend makes Alex feel intellectually inferior.
Patrick takes swing lessons from a burly dance instructor (Jim Belushi).
Patrick, a teacher, becomes romantically involved with Alex, a movie star.