Hoffman and Charlie's army friend goes absent without leave.
Hoffman and Charlie want to learn some tricks of the trade; Fagin goes Italian.
Charlie meets Emily, a girl from the posh side of town.
Despite his reservations, Fagin feels obliged to help an old friend.
Fagin becomes the manager of wannabe pop idols Hoffman and Charlie.
Mam and Mrs. Coles have a falling out; the Hepplewhites are banned from the shop.
Charlie's mother announces that she is leaving for Australia to marry a kangaroo farmer whom she met on a rugby trip.
Mam, Hoffman and Charlie persuade Fagin to stand for the Welsh Assembly on a manifesto of suspicion and bigotry.
Fagin is distressed when Mam confesses to an affair with an infamous cat burglar.