Elizabeth and Joaquin send their squabbling children to see a priest (Edward James Olmos); Los Lobos perform at Maria's birthday party.
Ernesto invests in an old trailer and hires a biker babe (Carmen Electra) to be his maintenance woman; David and Sarah have an embarrassing encounter with Joaquin and Elizabeth.
Vince Neil walks out on a sold-out show after Ernesto gives him some valuable advice; Maria accuses Elizabeth of playing favorites with David.
Maria finds independence difficult after Joaquin allows her to move into her own apartment.
After David and Sarah split up, he dates a cheerleader (Jessica Andrews); Elizabeth sets up Ernesto with one of her co-workers (Jennifer Elise Cox).
Elizabeth urges everyone to be on their best behavior when her parents (Teri Garr, Martin Mull) visit.
Joaquin runs David's campaign to be class president.
Maria keeps her new boyfriend (Wesley Jonathan) a secret from Joaquin.
David regets asking Maria to help persuade Joaquin to buy him a car.
Maria gives David advice on how to induce Sarah to kiss him; Elizabeth thinks Joaquin regrets getting married young.
Ernesto allows his friend's band (Los Lobos) to practice in the garage, but he is appalled when Joaquin attempts to join the group as their lead singer.
David realizes he has feelings for Sarah and reluctantly turns to his father for advice.
Joaquin predicts the children will suffer when Elizabeth takes a job as a bank teller.
David lands a date with a cheerleader after a game of truth or dare at Maria's slumber party.
Ernesto advises David to join the high-school football team to gain popularity.
David goes behind his father's back to take a cushy job as a lifeguard; Ernesto notices his son seems to prefer hanging out with Joaquin.
David promises to drive Sarah and her friends to a concert before actually getting his driver's permit.
When David and Sarah accidentally get drunk at a party, David calls Uncle Ernesto instead of his father.
A teen (Pablo Santos) from an ethnically diverse family tries to figure out where he fits in.