Father Ted

Father Ted

1995 - 1998, Comedy
A trio of exiled priests live and serve together in a parish on Craggy Island.

Episode Guide

  • Father Ted - Going to America (Season 3 Episode 8)
    Season 3 Episode 8:

    Going to America

    Father Ted must figure out a way to tell Father Jack, Father Dougal and Mrs. Doyle that he's leaving.

  • Father Ted - Night of the Nearly Dead (Season 3 Episode 7)
    Season 3 Episode 7:

    Night of the Nearly Dead

    Young daytime TV presenter Eoin McLove secretly visits Mrs. Doyle for tea after she wins a poetry contest.

  • Father Ted - Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse (Season 3 Episode 6)
    Season 3 Episode 6:

    Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse

    Ted is terrified when he must make good after losing a bet, but his forfeit is to kick Bishop Brennan in the behind.

  • Father Ted - Escape From Victory (Season 3 Episode 5)
    Season 3 Episode 5:

    Escape From Victory

    Father Ted suspects that his nemesis, Father Dick Byrne, will stop at nothing to win the All-Priests Over 75 Five-A-Side Football Challenge Match.

  • Father Ted - The Mainland (Season 3 Episode 4)
    Season 3 Episode 4:

    The Mainland

    An upcoming trip to the mainland for Fathers Ted, Dougal and Jack, along with Mrs. Doyle, has Ted feeling nervous.

  • Father Ted - Speed 3 (Season 3 Episode 3)
    Season 3 Episode 3:

    Speed 3

    Father Dougal takes over the role of milkman after the priests get the regular milkman fired, but the former milkman gets the last laugh.

  • Father Ted - Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep (Season 3 Episode 2)
    Season 3 Episode 2:

    Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep

    Ted must nurture Chris the Sheep through the King of the Sheep Festival while a beast terrorizes Craggy Island.

  • Father Ted - Are You Right There, Father Ted? (Season 3 Episode 1)
    Season 3 Episode 1:

    Are You Right There, Father Ted?

    Father Ted offends the Chinese population of Craggy Island with his "Chinaman" impression and he is branded a racist.

  • Father Ted - Father Ted Christmas Special (Season 2 Episode 11)
    Season 2 Episode 11:

    Father Ted Christmas Special

    Priests get lost while shopping.

  • Father Ted - Flight Into Terror (Season 2 Episode 10)
    Season 2 Episode 10:

    Flight Into Terror

    On a flight back from pilgrimage, the priests' tour of the cockpit goes wrong and the plane's fuel supply is jettisoned.

  • Father Ted - New Jack City (Season 2 Episode 9)
    Season 2 Episode 9:

    New Jack City

    Father Jack's incredibly hairy hands seem to indicate that he is suffering from a common complaint that afflicts old priests, and he is hurriedly sent off to the St Clabbert's Old Priests' Home for immediate treatment.

  • Father Ted - Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading (Season 2 Episode 8)
    Season 2 Episode 8:

    Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading

    Father Ted gives up cigarettes during Lent and hides Jack's alcohol, while Dougal hangs up his in-line skates.

  • Father Ted - Rock-a-Hula Ted (Season 2 Episode 7)
    Season 2 Episode 7:

    Rock-a-Hula Ted

    Father Ted judges the annual Lovely Girls beauty pageant; Father Dougal lends the house to a visiting rock star.

  • Father Ted - The Plague (Season 2 Episode 6)
    Season 2 Episode 6:

    The Plague

    The rabbit-phobic bishop is due for a visit, but the parish house is overrun with the animals; Father Jack has a sleepwalking problem.

  • Father Ted - A Song for Europe (Season 2 Episode 5)
    Season 2 Episode 5:

    A Song for Europe

    Father Ted and Dougal enter the 1996 Eurosong Contest by writing new words for a Norwegian entry and trying to pass off as their own.

  • Father Ted - Old Grey Whistle Theft (Season 2 Episode 4)
    Season 2 Episode 4:

    Old Grey Whistle Theft

    Dougal learns about friendship when he starts hanging out with a rebellious priest; Father Ted's picnic is interrupted; a whistle is stolen.

  • Father Ted - Tentacles of Doom (Season 2 Episode 3)
    Season 2 Episode 3:

    Tentacles of Doom

    Three bishops want to make a local stone a holy relic; Father Ted must keep some of the other fathers in line.

  • Father Ted - Think Fast, Father Ted (Season 2 Episode 2)
    Season 2 Episode 2:

    Think Fast, Father Ted

    The priests run a raffle to raise money for their leaky roof; Father Ted wrecks the car, which was supposed to be first prize.

  • Father Ted - Hell (Season 2 Episode 1)
    Season 2 Episode 1:


    Fathers Ted, Dougal and Jack go on their annual holiday to Kilkelly Caravan Park and encounter Father Noel Furlong.

  • Father Ted - Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest (Season 1 Episode 6)
    Season 1 Episode 6:

    Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest

    Sister Monica believes that Father Jack is dead after he drinks a bottle of floor polish but Father Ted is unconcerned.

  • Father Ted - And God Created Woman (Season 1 Episode 5)
    Season 1 Episode 5:

    And God Created Woman

    Father Ted is entranced by a novelist who comes to the island; Dougal, Jack and Mrs. Doyle disrupt Ted's plans.

  • Father Ted - Competition Time (Season 1 Episode 4)
    Season 1 Episode 4:

    Competition Time

    Father Ted goes all-out to win the priests' annual Elvis look-alike contest, only to find his costume is exactly the same as Dougal's and Jack's.

  • Father Ted - The Passion of St. Tibulus (Season 1 Episode 3)
    Season 1 Episode 3:

    The Passion of St. Tibulus

    The bishop orders Ted, Dougal and Jack to protest at the island cinema, where a blasphemous film is being shown.

  • Father Ted - Entertaining Father Stone (Season 1 Episode 2)
    Season 1 Episode 2:

    Entertaining Father Stone

    The world's most boring priest comes to stay and Father Ted prays for deliverance from Father Stone, only to find his prayer answered in a shocking way.

  • Father Ted - Good Luck, Father Ted (Season 1 Episode 1)
    Season 1 Episode 1:

    Good Luck, Father Ted

    When Father Ted is asked to appear on a television program, he does his best to make sure none of the other priests steal his moment in the spotlight.