Kirstie tries to get a lucrative deal from NBC.
Merv Griffin arranges for Kirstie to meet one of his rich friends.
Kirstie's crackhead brother offers diet advice, and her dysfunctional parents intervene.
Kirstie tries a new diet theory and surrounds herself with small things.
While scheming to meet Gwen Stefani, Kirstie winds up in jail.
Kirstie dodges pregnancy rumors while trying to land a part in "Charlie's Angels III."
Kirstie secretly records a pitch meeting; John Travolta recommends a diet guru; Kirstie pursues black men.