Family Affair

Family Affair

2002 - 2003, Comedy
A bachelor and his butler become surrogate parents to three youngsters.

Episode Guide

  • Family Affair - Uncanny Nanny (Season 1 Episode 16)
    Season 1 Episode 16:

    Uncanny Nanny

    Uncle Bill and Mr. French hire a nanny (guest star Meagen Fay) in an effort to restore some order to their lives.

  • Family Affair - Space Invaders (Season 1 Episode 15)
    Season 1 Episode 15:

    Space Invaders

    Sissy and the twins fail to hit it off with Uncle Bill's girlfriend's rowdy children.

  • Family Affair - Crushed (Season 1 Episode 14)
    Season 1 Episode 14:


    Mr. French discovers a secret about the boy Sissy has a crush on; the twins indulge in an online shopping spree.

  • Family Affair - Miss Turnstiles (Season 1 Episode 13)
    Season 1 Episode 13:

    Miss Turnstiles

    Sissy and her friends jump the turnstile at the subway station; Mr. French helps the twins prepare for a school pageant.

  • Family Affair - Sissy's Big Fat Moroccan First Date (Season 1 Episode 12)
    Season 1 Episode 12:

    Sissy's Big Fat Moroccan First Date

    Uncle Bill forbids Sissy to go on a date with one of her classmates (Aaron Carter), but she devises a plan to get what she wants.

  • Family Affair - Holiday Fever (Season 1 Episode 11)
    Season 1 Episode 11:

    Holiday Fever

    Uncle Bill asks his friend (Johnny Whitaker) to play Santa Claus for bedridden twins; Mr. French meets a chatty traveler (Kathy Garver) while waiting for his flight to England.

  • Family Affair - I Know What You Did Last Sunday (Season 1 Episode 10)
    Season 1 Episode 10:

    I Know What You Did Last Sunday

    Sissy follows Mr. French on his day off and observes him rendezvousing with a mysterious woman (guest star Charlotte Cornwell).

  • Family Affair - The Room Parent (Season 1 Episode 9)
    Season 1 Episode 9:

    The Room Parent

    When Uncle Bill goes on a business trip, Mr. French is asked to be the room parent in Buffy and Jody's class.

  • Family Affair - Nightmare of 71st Street (Season 1 Episode 8)
    Season 1 Episode 8:

    Nightmare of 71st Street

    Uncle Bill and Mr. French plan a Halloween expedition for Buffy and Jody.

  • Family Affair - No Small Parts (Season 1 Episode 7)
    Season 1 Episode 7:

    No Small Parts

    Sissy suspects her uncle pulled strings to get her the lead role in the school play.

  • Family Affair - Ballroom Blitz (Season 1 Episode 6)
    Season 1 Episode 6:

    Ballroom Blitz

    Mr. French teaches social graces and etiquette to stubborn Sissy.

  • Family Affair - Skivvies (Season 1 Episode 5)
    Season 1 Episode 5:


    Mr. French is aghast when he finds out Sissy will be attending an underwear-only party.

  • Family Affair - Mrs. Beasley Disappears (Season 1 Episode 4)
    Season 1 Episode 4:

    Mrs. Beasley Disappears

    When French accidentally destroys Buffy's favorite doll, he scrambles to find a replacement before she finds out.

  • Family Affair - French Lessons (Season 1 Episode 3)
    Season 1 Episode 3:

    French Lessons

    Since Buffy and Jody don't quite fit in at their private school, Uncle Bill decides they should be home-schooled by Mr. French.

  • Family Affair - Pilot (Season 1 Episode 1)
    Season 1 Episode 1:


    A bachelor (Gary Cole) and his butler (Tim Curry) become surrogate parents to three youngsters.