O'Rourke and Agarn ask Wild Eagle to kidnap two women so they can try to prove the importance of Fort Courage.
Chief Wild Eagle may wind up in command of Fort Courage.
The troop helps Parmenter study for promotion to major.
A wealthy carpetbagger (James Gregory) buys Fort Courage and orders F Troop out.
O'Rourke and Agarn bring a marriage broker (Mary Wickes) to the fort.
O'Rourke, Parmenter and Agarn plot to capture a gunrunner.
Agarn's Russian cousin steals Wrangler Jane's heart.
Agarn is accused of causing O'Rourke's death.
A rock 'n' roll group threatens to lure Agarn away from F Troop.
A Transylvanian count (Vincent Price) comes to the fort.
The men of F Troop compete to capture a wild stallion.
An old chief (Phil Harris) returns to seize Fort Courage.
O'Rourke has to talk a 10-year-old boy out of enlisting in the Cavalry.
A Japanese girl seeks a haven away from a samurai suitor.
A pair of American Indian renegades kidnap Parmenter, but just want some company.
A con man tries to take over Agarn and O'Rourke's saloon.
Parmenter and Agarn take an Army survival test.
Jinxed Wrongo Starr (Henry Gibson) stands alone against oncoming Apaches.
Parmenter's double, a vicious gunman, terrorizes the fort.
A Sicilian chef challenges Agarn when Agarn goes after his beloved daughter.
Parmenter's husband-hunting sister (Patty Regan) arrives at the fort.
The fort needs an expert bugler to impress a general, but Dobbs is the Army's worst bugler.
O'Rourke's devilish father arrives from Ireland while the sergeant is on vacation.
Agarn holds the deciding vote in a hometown election.
O'Rourke and Agarn ransom an heiress (Julie Newmar) after American Indians kidnap her.
Four of F Troop's key men quit to become land developers.
O'Rourke seeks the help of an Indian detective (Milton Berle) to clear Agarn of theft charges.
The train carrying the fort's payroll is robbed.
A Prussian colonel (Harvey Korman) arrives to teach the soldiers ballooning.
A federal order threatens to split up F Troop; Agam trains G Troop, which is worse than F Troop.
A Canadian mountie (Paul Lynde) nabs Agarn for fur theft.
The town drunk (Frank McHugh) poses as commander to impress his daughter.
Chief Wild Eagle fakes an attack on Fort Courage to keep his tribe in good standing.
O'Rourke's promotion to lieutenant endangers his secret business ventures.
Parmenter's mother (Jeanette Nolan) wants him sent to a safer post.
O'Rourke plans to make money on Wild Eagle's nephew in the camp's sharpshooting contest.
Agarn keeps seeing an Indian sneaking around the fort, but no one else does.
O'Rourke installs Agarn as cook so they can pad the food supply list.
A fight breaks out just before the troop would be recognized for having high morals.
When the soldiers learn they are not legally in the Army, Wilton is forced to man the fort alone.
O'Rourke's past catches up with him at a 25th anniversary party given to him by Army friends.
The leader (Zsa Zsa Gabor) of a band of gypsies convinces Agarn he is their long-lost king.
Agarn and O'Rourke plot to have Parmenter marry Wrangler Jane.
After being chosen by the Army to test a bullet-proof vest, F Troop is infiltrated by spies.
A new commander (Andrew Duggan) orders F Troop to kill the Hekawis.
Capt. Parmenter plays poker to win back F Troop's lost pension fund.
Agarn goes on a manhunt for his look-alike cousin, the notorious bandit El Diablo.
Agarn is betrothed to a pretty widow whose four husbands all died mysteriously.
Agarn courts disaster when he falsely boasts of killing Geronimo.
After selling his tribal lands to a railroad, Wild Eagle relocates his people inside the fort.
Parmenter must marry Silver Dove or arouse the anger of her Hekawi tribe.
Parmenter launches a search for the source of the whiskey the Indians are drinking.
An attractive saloon-owner (Lee Meriwether) aims to acquire O'Rourke's whiskey outlet.
A con man moves in on O'Rourke's enterprises by selling worthless land as gold mines.
As a reward for saving Chief Wild Eagle's life, Parmenter is given an Indian baby.
O'Rourke thinks a lovely singer (Laura Lee) is coming to visit Dobbs.
Agarn leaves the troop to become an Indian in the Hekawi tribe.
Capt. Parmenter becomes a tough disciplinarian after attending command school.
Parmenter's old girlfriend (Linda Marshall) wants him to return to Philadelphia.
Parmenter and badman Sam Urp shoot it out on the main street of town.
Parmenter tries to tame a wild Indian by giving him a birthday party.
Agarn thinks he is dying and sends a confession to Washington.
A British major arrives to teach methods for fighting American Indians.
O'Rourke loans the Hekawis a cannon for their moon festival, then can't get it back.
A fake American Indian attack is ordered to help Parmenter's image.