The force gets orders to patrol in vans.
Mrs. Calloway throws her husband's possessions in the river; Darwin asks P.C. Monroe for a date.
The station gets bad publicity in the local newspaper.
Cyril Sidlow heads for Dunkirk in a leaking tub.
Sarge tells Prof he needs to make more arrests.
Prof realizes he has to retire.
The force protects a female duck from the males' advances; the new recruit helps during a boat fire.