Jamie Oliver burns Christmas dinner; Posh and Becks settle into Spanish life; Elton John familiarises himself with a raw turkey.
Victoria Beckham has a fight with Alex Ferguson.
David's wife has a fight with his boss; Anne is caught speeding.
Prince William has a tryst with an "It" girl; Alex Ferguson trains with Ronaldo.
Cherie consults a crystal ball; William teaches his grandmother how to disco dance.
The Queen and Cherie Blair discuss press stress; inside the bedrooms of Elton John and Elizabeth Hurley.