The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Dick Van Dyke Show

1961 - 1966, Comedy
Comedy writer Rob Petrie juggles family and a career.
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Episode Guide

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Last Chapter (Season 5 Episode 32)
    Season 5 Episode 32:

    The Last Chapter

    Rob's autobiography is bought by Alan Brady for a television series.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Gunslinger (Season 5 Episode 31)
    Season 5 Episode 31:

    The Gunslinger

    Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the Wild West.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Long Night's Journey Into Day (Season 5 Episode 30)
    Season 5 Episode 30:

    Long Night's Journey Into Day

    Laura spends a night alone in the house when Rob and Richie go fishing.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Love Thy Other Neighbor (Season 5 Episode 29)
    Season 5 Episode 29:

    Love Thy Other Neighbor

    Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie's jealousy of their new neighbors.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - You Ought to Be in Pictures (Season 5 Episode 28)
    Season 5 Episode 28:

    You Ought to Be in Pictures

    Rob is cast in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Man From My Uncle (Season 5 Episode 27)
    Season 5 Episode 27:

    The Man From My Uncle

    The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents move in.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc. (Season 5 Episode 26)
    Season 5 Episode 26:

    Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.

    Rob, Buddy and Sally are in trouble when their script insults the boss.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - A Day in the Life of Alan Brady (Season 5 Episode 25)
    Season 5 Episode 25:

    A Day in the Life of Alan Brady

    The Helpers' anniversary bash becomes a documentary.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Talk to the Snail (Season 5 Episode 24)
    Season 5 Episode 24:

    Talk to the Snail

    Thinking he is going to lose his job, Rob has an interview with a ventriloquist.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Bad Reception in Albany (Season 5 Episode 23)
    Season 5 Episode 23:

    Bad Reception in Albany

    While out of town for a cousin's wedding, Rob has to watch a special show.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Buddy Sorrell -- Man and Boy (Season 5 Episode 22)
    Season 5 Episode 22:

    Buddy Sorrell -- Man and Boy

    Buddy is either seeking therapy or having an affair.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Dear Sally Rogers (Season 5 Episode 21)
    Season 5 Episode 21:

    Dear Sally Rogers

    As a gag, Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Remember the Alimony (Season 5 Episode 20)
    Season 5 Episode 20:

    Remember the Alimony

    Rob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart (Season 5 Episode 19)
    Season 5 Episode 19:

    The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart

    Mel takes Rob's advice to stand up to Alan Brady -- and is promptly fired.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Curse of the Petrie People (Season 5 Episode 18)
    Season 5 Episode 18:

    The Curse of the Petrie People

    Rob's parents give a family heirloom to Laura, who accidentally ruins it.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Making of a Councilman (Season 5 Episode 17)
    Season 5 Episode 17:

    The Making of a Councilman

    Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his opponent.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - I Do Not Choose to Run (Season 5 Episode 16)
    Season 5 Episode 16:

    I Do Not Choose to Run

    Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Who Stole My Watch? (Season 5 Episode 15)
    Season 5 Episode 15:

    Who Stole My Watch?

    Rob accuses his friend of taking his missing watch.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Fifty-Two Forty-Five or Work (Season 5 Episode 14)
    Season 5 Episode 14:

    Fifty-Two Forty-Five or Work

    Rob recalls the time he was out of work and Laura was expecting Ritchie.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - You're Under Arrest (Season 5 Episode 13)
    Season 5 Episode 13:

    You're Under Arrest

    Rob goes out to cool off after a quarrel with Laura and winds up in trouble.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - See Rob Write; Write, Rob, Write (Season 5 Episode 12)
    Season 5 Episode 12:

    See Rob Write; Write, Rob, Write

    Rob and Laura become rivals when each writes a story for children.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Body and Sol (Season 5 Episode 11)
    Season 5 Episode 11:

    Body and Sol

    Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of an Army camp.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Go Tell the Birds and the Bees (Season 5 Episode 10)
    Season 5 Episode 10:

    Go Tell the Birds and the Bees

    Rob and Laura find out that Ritchie has been telling stories in school.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Viva Petrie (Season 5 Episode 9)
    Season 5 Episode 9:

    Viva Petrie

    A bullfighter becomes the Petries' new handyman.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Odd But True (Season 5 Episode 8)
    Season 5 Episode 8:

    Odd But True

    Rob almost earns $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Great Petrie Fortune (Season 5 Episode 7)
    Season 5 Episode 7:

    The Great Petrie Fortune

    Rob's dreams of inheriting a fortune seem dashed when he gets an old desk.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Draw Me a Pear (Season 5 Episode 6)
    Season 5 Episode 6:

    Draw Me a Pear

    Soon after Rob and Laura begin an art class, the instructor has designs on Rob.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - No Rice at My Wedding (Season 5 Episode 5)
    Season 5 Episode 5:

    No Rice at My Wedding

    Rob and Laura recall their courtship days when Rob almost lost Laura to another man.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Ugliest Dog in the World (Season 5 Episode 4)
    Season 5 Episode 4:

    The Ugliest Dog in the World

    Rob and Laura try to find a home for an ugly mutt from the dog pound.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Uhny Uftz (Season 5 Episode 3)
    Season 5 Episode 3:

    Uhny Uftz

    Rob tracks a UFO to the office above his own.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - A Farewell to Writing (Season 5 Episode 2)
    Season 5 Episode 2:

    A Farewell to Writing

    Rob sets out to write a book during his vacation but has trouble getting started.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth (Season 5 Episode 1)
    Season 5 Episode 1:

    Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth

    Laura blurts out an embarrassing secret on a national television quiz show.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - There's No Sale Like Wholesale (Season 4 Episode 32)
    Season 4 Episode 32:

    There's No Sale Like Wholesale

    Buddy offers to help Laura get a fur coat for the wholesale price.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Br-Room, Br-Room (Season 4 Episode 31)
    Season 4 Episode 31:

    Br-Room, Br-Room

    Rob buys a motorcycle and is arrested as a joy-riding delinquent.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - 100 Terrible Hours (Season 4 Episode 30)
    Season 4 Episode 30:

    100 Terrible Hours

    Rob stays awake for 100 hours just before his job interview with Alan Brady.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Baby Fat (Season 4 Episode 29)
    Season 4 Episode 29:

    Baby Fat

    Rob helps his boss, Alan Brady, by rewriting a play starring the comic.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - A Show of Hands (Season 4 Episode 28)
    Season 4 Episode 28:

    A Show of Hands

    Just before they are due at a formal banquet, Rob and Laura mistakenly dye their hands black.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Never Bathe on Saturday (Season 4 Episode 27)
    Season 4 Episode 27:

    Never Bathe on Saturday

    Laura's toe becomes stuck in a bathtub spout.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Not Now Anthony Stone (Season 4 Episode 26)
    Season 4 Episode 26:

    Not Now Anthony Stone

    Nobody really knows what Sally's new boyfriend does for a living.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Your Home Sweet Home Is My Home (Season 4 Episode 25)
    Season 4 Episode 25:

    Your Home Sweet Home Is My Home

    Rob recalls the time he and his best friend tried to buy the same house.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Bupkis (Season 4 Episode 24)
    Season 4 Episode 24:

    Bupkis

    Rob learns that a song he helped write is about to become a hit.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Girls Will Be Boys (Season 4 Episode 23)
    Season 4 Episode 23:

    Girls Will Be Boys

    The Petries face a problem when Ritchie is beaten up by a girl.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Young Man With a Shoehorn (Season 4 Episode 22)
    Season 4 Episode 22:

    Young Man With a Shoehorn

    Rob learns that a shoe clerk's lot is not always a happy one.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Case of the Pillow (Season 4 Episode 21)
    Season 4 Episode 21:

    The Case of the Pillow

    Rob Petrie becomes a trial lawyer to prosecute a shifty salesman.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Redcoats Are Coming (Season 4 Episode 20)
    Season 4 Episode 20:

    The Redcoats Are Coming

    The Petries entertain a British duo (Chad & Jeremy).

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Boy No. 1, Boy No. 2 (Season 4 Episode 19)
    Season 4 Episode 19:

    Boy No. 1, Boy No. 2

    Laura and Millie become stage mothers when their sons are cast in a TV commercial.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Stacey Petrie, Part II (Season 4 Episode 18)
    Season 4 Episode 18:

    Stacey Petrie, Part II

    Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) saves both his coffeehouse and his romance.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Stacey Petrie, Part I (Season 4 Episode 17)
    Season 4 Episode 17:

    Stacey Petrie, Part I

    Rob's younger brother involves Sally Rogers in a romantic Waterloo.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Impractical Joke (Season 4 Episode 16)
    Season 4 Episode 16:

    The Impractical Joke

    Rob resorts to psychological warfare to get even with a practical joker.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Brother, Can You Spare $2500? (Season 4 Episode 15)
    Season 4 Episode 15:

    Brother, Can You Spare $2500?

    Rob receives a ransom demand of $2,500 for his lost television script.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk (Season 4 Episode 14)
    Season 4 Episode 14:

    Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk

    Rob is forced to squelch the scheme of an opportunistic old friend.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - My Two Showoffs and Me (Season 4 Episode 13)
    Season 4 Episode 13:

    My Two Showoffs and Me

    Rob, Sally and Buddy go on big ego trips when a national magazine wants to do a story about them.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Death of the Party (Season 4 Episode 12)
    Season 4 Episode 12:

    The Death of the Party

    Rob tries to attend Laura's family reunion without anyone finding out that he is sick.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise (Season 4 Episode 11)
    Season 4 Episode 11:

    It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise

    The writers demand a raise and get entangled in the world of corporate finance.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Pink Pills and Purple Parents (Season 4 Episode 10)
    Season 4 Episode 10:

    Pink Pills and Purple Parents

    Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Three Letters From One Wife (Season 4 Episode 9)
    Season 4 Episode 9:

    Three Letters From One Wife

    Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail (Season 4 Episode 8)
    Season 4 Episode 8:

    The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail

    The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - 4 1/2 (Season 4 Episode 7)
    Season 4 Episode 7:

    4 1/2

    On their way to an appointment with Laura's doctor, Rob and his pregnant wife end up stuck in an elevator with an inept armed robber (Don Rickles).

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Romance, Roses and Rye Bread (Season 4 Episode 6)
    Season 4 Episode 6:

    Romance, Roses and Rye Bread

    Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Man From Emperor (Season 4 Episode 5)
    Season 4 Episode 5:

    The Man From Emperor

    Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat (Season 4 Episode 4)
    Season 4 Episode 4:

    A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat

    Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Lady and the Baby Sitter (Season 4 Episode 3)
    Season 4 Episode 3:

    The Lady and the Baby Sitter

    Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage baby sitter has a crush on Laura.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Ghost of A. Chantz (Season 4 Episode 2)
    Season 4 Episode 2:

    The Ghost of A. Chantz

    Rob, Laura, Sally and Buddy spend a frightening night in a haunted cabin at a mountain resort.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - My Mother Can Beat Up My Father (Season 4 Episode 1)
    Season 4 Episode 1:

    My Mother Can Beat Up My Father

    Laura proves more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Teacher's Petrie (Season 3 Episode 32)
    Season 3 Episode 32:

    Teacher's Petrie

    Rob is skeptical when Laura's new writing teacher thinks she shows promise.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All (Season 3 Episode 31)
    Season 3 Episode 31:

    I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All

    Rob starts a daily count of the hairs he is losing.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life (Season 3 Episode 30)
    Season 3 Episode 30:

    My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life

    Rob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy Jerry dining out with another woman.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is in Jail (Season 3 Episode 29)
    Season 3 Episode 29:

    Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is in Jail

    A night with an Army buddy lands Rob in jail.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - October Eve (Season 3 Episode 28)
    Season 3 Episode 28:

    October Eve

    A painting of Laura resurfaces -- but this time she is not wearing any clothes.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Return of Edwin Carp (Season 3 Episode 27)
    Season 3 Episode 27:

    The Return of Edwin Carp

    Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for a TV special.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Scratch My Car and Die (Season 3 Episode 26)
    Season 3 Episode 26:

    Scratch My Car and Die

    A scratch on Rob's brand-new car brings on a domestic crisis.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Plots Thicken (Season 3 Episode 25)
    Season 3 Episode 25:

    The Plots Thicken

    Rob's and Laura's parents compete for the couple's favor in the choice of which family plot to be buried in.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - How to Spank a Star (Season 3 Episode 24)
    Season 3 Episode 24:

    How to Spank a Star

    At the insistence of a domineering guest star, Rob takes over as producer of "The Alan Brady Show.".

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Honeymoons Are for the Lucky (Season 3 Episode 23)
    Season 3 Episode 23:

    Honeymoons Are for the Lucky

    Rob recalls the hectic time of his Army marriage to Laura, and their trouble getting away for a honeymoon.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - My Part-Time Wife (Season 3 Episode 22)
    Season 3 Episode 22:

    My Part-Time Wife

    Rob nearly goes out of his mind when Laura fills in for Sally at the office.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth (Season 3 Episode 21)
    Season 3 Episode 21:

    The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth

    Sally becomes a television personality overnight, and it is Rob and Buddy who suffer.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Brave and the Backache (Season 3 Episode 20)
    Season 3 Episode 20:

    The Brave and the Backache

    Rob consults a psychiatrist to determine whether a series of mysterious ailments is psychosomatic.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Happy Birthday and Too Many More (Season 3 Episode 19)
    Season 3 Episode 19:

    Happy Birthday and Too Many More

    Laura and Rob give Ritchie a birthday party and 63 screaming moppets make a shambles of their house.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - A Nice Friendly Game of Cards (Season 3 Episode 18)
    Season 3 Episode 18:

    A Nice Friendly Game of Cards

    Rob wins at poker, but almost loses a few friends after inadvertently using marked cards.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Life and Love of Joe Coogan (Season 3 Episode 17)
    Season 3 Episode 17:

    The Life and Love of Joe Coogan

    Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer (Season 3 Episode 16)
    Season 3 Episode 16:

    The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer

    When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - My Husband Is the Best One (Season 3 Episode 15)
    Season 3 Episode 15:

    My Husband Is the Best One

    Rob finds himself in trouble when Laura interferes with an interview he is giving on Alan Brady.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Third One From the Left (Season 3 Episode 14)
    Season 3 Episode 14:

    The Third One From the Left

    A chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Alan Brady Show Presents (Season 3 Episode 13)
    Season 3 Episode 13:

    The Alan Brady Show Presents

    The entire "Alan Brady" staff presents a Christmas show instead of the script turned in by the writers.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears ... Or Something Like That! (Season 3 Episode 12)
    Season 3 Episode 12:

    The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears ... Or Something Like That!

    Rob becomes involved with the police when he thinks he has witnessed two crooks making their getaway.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Turtles, Ties and Toreadors (Season 3 Episode 11)
    Season 3 Episode 11:

    Turtles, Ties and Toreadors

    Rob feels very much the hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Ballad of Betty Lou (Season 3 Episode 10)
    Season 3 Episode 10:

    The Ballad of Betty Lou

    Rob and Jerry invest in a sailboat and find they have embarked on a disastrous venture.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Big Max Calvada (Season 3 Episode 9)
    Season 3 Episode 9:

    Big Max Calvada

    An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Uncle George (Season 3 Episode 8)
    Season 3 Episode 8:

    Uncle George

    Rob's Uncle George arrives in town and asks his nephew to find him a wife.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius? (Season 3 Episode 7)
    Season 3 Episode 7:

    Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?

    Rob finds himself at a party in a strange town, dancing with a young woman.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Too Many Stars (Season 3 Episode 6)
    Season 3 Episode 6:

    Too Many Stars

    As usual, Rob finds he has too many "stars" on his hands when he tries to direct this year's show for the Parent Council.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - All About Eavesdropping (Season 3 Episode 5)
    Season 3 Episode 5:

    All About Eavesdropping

    Through Ritchie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice (Season 3 Episode 4)
    Season 3 Episode 4:

    Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice

    Rob and Laura, having learned they are not legally married, make plans to elope.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Laura's Little Lie (Season 3 Episode 3)
    Season 3 Episode 3:

    Laura's Little Lie

    Laura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Masterpiece (Season 3 Episode 2)
    Season 3 Episode 2:

    The Masterpiece

    Rob and Laura return home from an auction with two mysterious pieces of art.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - That's My Boy? (Season 3 Episode 1)
    Season 3 Episode 1:

    That's My Boy?

    Rob reminisces about the joy and uneasiness of the day Ritchie was born.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen (Season 2 Episode 32)
    Season 2 Episode 32:

    When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen

    Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Jilting the Jilter (Season 2 Episode 31)
    Season 2 Episode 31:

    Jilting the Jilter

    Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comic (Guy Marks) who wants her to write his material.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise (Season 2 Episode 30)
    Season 2 Episode 30:

    A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise

    Laura despairs when Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - It's a Shame She Married Me (Season 2 Episode 29)
    Season 2 Episode 29:

    It's a Shame She Married Me

    Rob suffers pangs of jealousy when Laura meets a successful old flame (Robert Vaughn).

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Divorce (Season 2 Episode 28)
    Season 2 Episode 28:

    Divorce

    Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Racy Tracy Rattigan (Season 2 Episode 27)
    Season 2 Episode 27:

    Racy Tracy Rattigan

    A romantic British film star (Richard Dawson) arouses Rob's ire by his attentions to Laura.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - I'm No Henry Walden! (Season 2 Episode 26)
    Season 2 Episode 26:

    I'm No Henry Walden!

    Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for several celebrated literati.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Square Triangle (Season 2 Episode 25)
    Season 2 Episode 25:

    The Square Triangle

    French singing idol Jacques Savon, who has played a curious part in both Rob's and Laura's pasts, suddenly reappears.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Sam Pomerantz Scandals (Season 2 Episode 24)
    Season 2 Episode 24:

    The Sam Pomerantz Scandals

    Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help an old friend.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Give Me Your Walls (Season 2 Episode 23)
    Season 2 Episode 23:

    Give Me Your Walls

    Rob's living room needs to be painted so he hires a colorful master painter from Rome.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Don't Trip Over That Mountain (Season 2 Episode 22)
    Season 2 Episode 22:

    Don't Trip Over That Mountain

    Rob ignores Laura's warning to stay off the big slopes on his first skiing trip.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - My Husband Is a Check-Grabber (Season 2 Episode 21)
    Season 2 Episode 21:

    My Husband Is a Check-Grabber

    Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - It May Look Like a Walnut (Season 2 Episode 20)
    Season 2 Episode 20:

    It May Look Like a Walnut

    Rob, under the influence of science fiction, fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - I Was a Teenage Head Writer (Season 2 Episode 19)
    Season 2 Episode 19:

    I Was a Teenage Head Writer

    An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Ray Murdock's X-Ray (Season 2 Episode 18)
    Season 2 Episode 18:

    Ray Murdock's X-Ray

    Rob unwittingly describes Laura as a "nut" on TV.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Will You Two Be My Wife? (Season 2 Episode 17)
    Season 2 Episode 17:

    Will You Two Be My Wife?

    Rob is slapped, kicked and screamed at by the girl he left behind when he entered the Army.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Foul-Weather Girl (Season 2 Episode 16)
    Season 2 Episode 16:

    The Foul-Weather Girl

    Laura believes her marriage is threatened by a singing weather girl.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Cat Burglar (Season 2 Episode 15)
    Season 2 Episode 15:

    The Cat Burglar

    A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home and baffles the police.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra (Season 2 Episode 14)
    Season 2 Episode 14:

    Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra

    Rob must choose a Cleopatra for a community theater production.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own (Season 2 Episode 13)
    Season 2 Episode 13:

    A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own

    Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry, when he goes to another dentist.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Gesundheit Darling (Season 2 Episode 12)
    Season 2 Episode 12:

    Gesundheit Darling

    Rob begins to fear that he is allergic to his own family when proximity to Laura and Ritchie starts him sneezing.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - A Bird in the Head Hurts (Season 2 Episode 11)
    Season 2 Episode 11:

    A Bird in the Head Hurts

    Ritchie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally (Season 2 Episode 10)
    Season 2 Episode 10:

    The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally

    Rob suspects co-writers Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Night the Roof Fell In (Season 2 Episode 9)
    Season 2 Episode 9:

    The Night the Roof Fell In

    A tiring day causes a spat between the Petries.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Like a Sister (Season 2 Episode 8)
    Season 2 Episode 8:

    Like a Sister

    A balladeer brings romance into television comedy writer Sally Rogers' life.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - What's in a Middle Name? (Season 2 Episode 7)
    Season 2 Episode 7:

    What's in a Middle Name?

    Rob has some explaining to do when son Ritchie discovers his peculiar middle name.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - My Husband Is Not a Drunk (Season 2 Episode 6)
    Season 2 Episode 6:

    My Husband Is Not a Drunk

    A post-hypnotic suggestion turns Rob tipsy every time he hears a bell ring.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Hustling the Hustler (Season 2 Episode 5)
    Season 2 Episode 5:

    Hustling the Hustler

    Rob has an evening of high adventure with a veteran pool shark who pretends he cannot play the game.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Bank Book 6565696 (Season 2 Episode 4)
    Season 2 Episode 4:

    Bank Book 6565696

    Rob learns Laura has a secret bank account.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Attempted Marriage (Season 2 Episode 3)
    Season 2 Episode 3:

    The Attempted Marriage

    A crippled jeep and a sprained ankle make Rob two hours late for his own wedding.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Two Faces of Rob (Season 2 Episode 2)
    Season 2 Episode 2:

    The Two Faces of Rob

    To prove that a wife cannot always recognize her husband on the phone, Rob disguises his voice and calls Laura.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Never Name a Duck (Season 2 Episode 1)
    Season 2 Episode 1:

    Never Name a Duck

    When one of Ritchie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Return of Happy Spangler (Season 1 Episode 30)
    Season 1 Episode 30:

    The Return of Happy Spangler

    Rob tries to help an old radio comedy writer make a comeback.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Sol and the Sponsor (Season 1 Episode 29)
    Season 1 Episode 29:

    Sol and the Sponsor

    A dinner party for Rob's television sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of one of Rob's Army buddies.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Bad Old Days (Season 1 Episode 28)
    Season 1 Episode 28:

    The Bad Old Days

    Buddy convinces Rob that he and all other American husbands are being dominated by women.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Sleeping Brother (Season 1 Episode 27)
    Season 1 Episode 27:

    The Sleeping Brother

    Rob's brother (Jerry Van Dyke) auditions for the show while awake.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - I Am My Brother's Keeper (Season 1 Episode 26)
    Season 1 Episode 26:

    I Am My Brother's Keeper

    Rob's bashful brother arrives in town and proves to be confident and outgoing only when he is sleepwalking.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Where You Been, Fassbinder? (Season 1 Episode 25)
    Season 1 Episode 25:

    Where You Been, Fassbinder?

    Romance enters Sally's life in the form of an insurance salesman named Leo Fassbinder.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - One Angry Man (Season 1 Episode 24)
    Season 1 Episode 24:

    One Angry Man

    While serving jury duty, Rob finds himself siding with the female defendant.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Twizzle (Season 1 Episode 23)
    Season 1 Episode 23:

    The Twizzle

    Sally drags the entire production staff to a bowling alley, where she unveils a new dance and a new song.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Father of the Week (Season 1 Episode 22)
    Season 1 Episode 22:

    Father of the Week

    Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out his 6-year-old son is ashamed of him.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Boarder Incident (Season 1 Episode 21)
    Season 1 Episode 21:

    The Boarder Incident

    While his wife is away, Buddy accepts Rob's invitation to move in as a house guest.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - A Word a Day (Season 1 Episode 20)
    Season 1 Episode 20:

    A Word a Day

    Ritchie's expanding vocabulary starts to branch out in unexpected directions.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Talented Neighborhood (Season 1 Episode 19)
    Season 1 Episode 19:

    The Talented Neighborhood

    When his show announces a talent contest, Rob finds himself besieged by the parents of neighborhood prodigies.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Who Owes Who What? (Season 1 Episode 18)
    Season 1 Episode 18:

    Who Owes Who What?

    For Rob, a forgotten loan turns into a forgotten debt and a television script.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Punch Thy Neighbor (Season 1 Episode 17)
    Season 1 Episode 17:

    Punch Thy Neighbor

    Rob's pal Jerry strains their friendship when he starts knocking Rob's television show in public.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Curious Thing About Women (Season 1 Episode 16)
    Season 1 Episode 16:

    The Curious Thing About Women

    Rob's sense of humor backfires when he decides to base a television skit on Laura's habits.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Where Did I Come From? (Season 1 Episode 15)
    Season 1 Episode 15:

    Where Did I Come From?

    Six-year-old Ritchie asks his parents about the birds and the bees.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Buddy, Can You Spare a Job? (Season 1 Episode 14)
    Season 1 Episode 14:

    Buddy, Can You Spare a Job?

    After Buddy quits his job for another that falls through, Rob and Sally conspire to get his old job back.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Sally Is a Girl (Season 1 Episode 13)
    Season 1 Episode 13:

    Sally Is a Girl

    Rob is accused of being a Don Juan when he takes his wife's advice and stops treating Sally as one of the boys.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Empress Carlotta's Necklace (Season 1 Episode 12)
    Season 1 Episode 12:

    Empress Carlotta's Necklace

    Rob proudly presents Laura with a huge, horrible necklace, but she can't bring herself to tell him it is ugly.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Forty-Four Tickets (Season 1 Episode 11)
    Season 1 Episode 11:

    Forty-Four Tickets

    Rob invites 44 fellow PTA members to his television show, but he forgets to get the tickets.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Meershatz Pipe (Season 1 Episode 10)
    Season 1 Episode 10:

    The Meershatz Pipe

    Rob fears he is no longer needed when his co-writers turn out a show without his help.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Unwelcome Houseguest (Season 1 Episode 9)
    Season 1 Episode 9:

    The Unwelcome Houseguest

    Rob agrees to care for Buddy's dog for a weekend.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - To Tell or Not to Tell (Season 1 Episode 8)
    Season 1 Episode 8:

    To Tell or Not to Tell

    Rob and Ritchie find themselves more than a little lost when Laura briefly resumes her dancing career.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Jealousy! (Season 1 Episode 7)
    Season 1 Episode 7:

    Jealousy!

    Laura begins to worry when Rob has to work nights with a beautiful TV star.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, Mo. (Season 1 Episode 6)
    Season 1 Episode 6:

    Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, Mo.

    Rob invites an old Army pal home and begins to fear he is a jewel thief.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Oh How We Met the Night That We Danced (Season 1 Episode 5)
    Season 1 Episode 5:

    Oh How We Met the Night That We Danced

    While rummaging through Rob's old army equipment, Rob and Laura recall that he broke her foot the night they met.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Washington vs. the Bunny (Season 1 Episode 4)
    Season 1 Episode 4:

    Washington vs. the Bunny

    Rob is determined to go on a business trip even though Laura wants him to see their son, Richie, star in a school play.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - Sally and the Lab Technician (Season 1 Episode 3)
    Season 1 Episode 3:

    Sally and the Lab Technician

    Laura matches her cousin Thomas with Rob's co-writer, Sally, for a dinner party.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - My Blonde-Haired Brunette (Season 1 Episode 2)
    Season 1 Episode 2:

    My Blonde-Haired Brunette

    Laura turns herself into a blonde femme fatale when she fears the romance in her marriage is fading.

  • The Dick Van Dyke Show - The Sick Boy and the Sitter (Season 1 Episode 1)
    Season 1 Episode 1:

    The Sick Boy and the Sitter

    Rob talks Laura into leaving their sick son with a baby sitter while they go to a party at Alan Brady's house.

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