A sudden windfall allows Nick and Jimmy to buy a hot tub, and when the boys ignore rules for use, they find themselves in serious hot water.
Nick and the boys skip Angela's grandmother's birthday party in favor of watching the Super Bowl, but when their cable goes out, they must join the party after all.
Their principal makes Kyle, Chris and Sam serve lunch in the school cafeteria as punishment for starting a food fight.
The boys administer their own version of CPR, complete with bicycle pump and plunger, on Old Lady Riley when she has a heart attack on their doorstep.
In an effort to get the boys out of the house on Saturday nights, Nick encourages the city to open a teen center, but the plan backfires when he is given the task of supervising it.
Chris is thrilled when the hottest girl in school (Haylie Duff) asks him to the Backward Dance, until he realizes he will actually have to dance with her.
The three older boys get more than they bargained for when they get jobs at a lingerie store in order to buy Christmas gifts for their girlfriends.
Kyle is attracted to Josie but fears having a girlfriend will threaten his masculinity; T.J. and the boys build a destructo-boggan to knock all the inner tubes off the slopes this year.
The boys hit their dad's championship ball into the yard of an ornery neighbor who refuses to give it back.
Nick and Jimmy are called to a fire, so the boys decide to surprise them by making the holiday dinner on their own.
The boys decide it is time for Nick to meet a woman and try to set him up through the Internet.
The boys have different reasons for wanting to visit the carnival when it comes to town; T.J. has a hard time convincing Nick that the dog really did eat his homework.
Jack encourages Sam to go to the mall to meet a new girl, but the girl he winds up with prefers her cell phone to him.
The Savage boys try to decide on their annual Halloween prank, and inspiration strikes when Chris has to dissect a frog in class.
Jack finally gets the money and parental consent he needs to get a car of his own, but when he comes home with a motorcycle instead, Nick makes the boys watch a highway safety video.
Nick finds a pack of cigarettes in the house, forcing him to confront the boys and his own habit of smoking cigars.
The boys use Nick's firefighter uniforms to garner gratitude from their neighbors who give them free stuff.
Studious Sam is failing a class, and when his siblings find out that it's gym, he becomes the butt of everyone's jokes.
Another housekeeper quits, and while the boys vote for a cute new replacement, Nick decides the boys need to learn how to take care of themselves.