Complete Savages

Complete Savages

2004 - 2005, Comedy
A single father tries to teach his boys to become responsible men.

Episode Guide

  • Complete Savages - The Complete Savages In ... Hot Water (Season 1 Episode 19)
    Season 1 Episode 19:

    The Complete Savages In ... Hot Water

    A sudden windfall allows Nick and Jimmy to buy a hot tub, and when the boys ignore rules for use, they find themselves in serious hot water.

  • Complete Savages - Bad Reception (Season 1 Episode 18)
    Season 1 Episode 18:

    Bad Reception

    Nick and the boys skip Angela's grandmother's birthday party in favor of watching the Super Bowl, but when their cable goes out, they must join the party after all.

  • Complete Savages - Crimes and Mini-Wieners (Season 1 Episode 17)
    Season 1 Episode 17:

    Crimes and Mini-Wieners

    Their principal makes Kyle, Chris and Sam serve lunch in the school cafeteria as punishment for starting a food fight.

  • Complete Savages - Saving Old Lady Riley (Season 1 Episode 16)
    Season 1 Episode 16:

    Saving Old Lady Riley

    The boys administer their own version of CPR, complete with bicycle pump and plunger, on Old Lady Riley when she has a heart attack on their doorstep.

  • Complete Savages - Teen Things I Hate About You (Season 1 Episode 15)
    Season 1 Episode 15:

    Teen Things I Hate About You

    In an effort to get the boys out of the house on Saturday nights, Nick encourages the city to open a teen center, but the plan backfires when he is given the task of supervising it.

  • Complete Savages - Save a Dance for Me (Season 1 Episode 14)
    Season 1 Episode 14:

    Save a Dance for Me

    Chris is thrilled when the hottest girl in school (Haylie Duff) asks him to the Backward Dance, until he realizes he will actually have to dance with her.

  • Complete Savages - Savage XXX-mas (Season 1 Episode 13)
    Season 1 Episode 13:

    Savage XXX-mas

    The three older boys get more than they bargained for when they get jobs at a lingerie store in order to buy Christmas gifts for their girlfriends.

  • Complete Savages - Voodude (Season 1 Episode 12)
    Season 1 Episode 12:


    Kyle is attracted to Josie but fears having a girlfriend will threaten his masculinity; T.J. and the boys build a destructo-boggan to knock all the inner tubes off the slopes this year.

  • Complete Savages - The Man Without a Ball (Season 1 Episode 11)
    Season 1 Episode 11:

    The Man Without a Ball

    The boys hit their dad's championship ball into the yard of an ornery neighbor who refuses to give it back.

  • Complete Savages - Thanksgiving With the Savages (Season 1 Episode 10)
    Season 1 Episode 10:

    Thanksgiving With the Savages

    Nick and Jimmy are called to a fire, so the boys decide to surprise them by making the holiday dinner on their own.

  • Complete Savages - My Two Sons (Season 1 Episode 9)
    Season 1 Episode 9:

    My Two Sons

    The boys decide it is time for Nick to meet a woman and try to set him up through the Internet.

  • Complete Savages - Carnival Knowledge (Season 1 Episode 8)
    Season 1 Episode 8:

    Carnival Knowledge

    The boys have different reasons for wanting to visit the carnival when it comes to town; T.J. has a hard time convincing Nick that the dog really did eat his homework.

  • Complete Savages - For Whom the Cell Tolls (Season 1 Episode 7)
    Season 1 Episode 7:

    For Whom the Cell Tolls

    Jack encourages Sam to go to the mall to meet a new girl, but the girl he winds up with prefers her cell phone to him.

  • Complete Savages - Free Lily (Season 1 Episode 6)
    Season 1 Episode 6:

    Free Lily

    The Savage boys try to decide on their annual Halloween prank, and inspiration strikes when Chris has to dissect a frog in class.

  • Complete Savages - Car Jack (Season 1 Episode 5)
    Season 1 Episode 5:

    Car Jack

    Jack finally gets the money and parental consent he needs to get a car of his own, but when he comes home with a motorcycle instead, Nick makes the boys watch a highway safety video.

  • Complete Savages - Nick Kicks Butt (Season 1 Episode 4)
    Season 1 Episode 4:

    Nick Kicks Butt

    Nick finds a pack of cigarettes in the house, forcing him to confront the boys and his own habit of smoking cigars.

  • Complete Savages - Almost Men in Uniform (Season 1 Episode 3)
    Season 1 Episode 3:

    Almost Men in Uniform

    The boys use Nick's firefighter uniforms to garner gratitude from their neighbors who give them free stuff.

  • Complete Savages - Tutoring (Season 1 Episode 2)
    Season 1 Episode 2:


    Studious Sam is failing a class, and when his siblings find out that it's gym, he becomes the butt of everyone's jokes.

  • Complete Savages - Pilot (Season 1 Episode 1)
    Season 1 Episode 1:


    Another housekeeper quits, and while the boys vote for a cute new replacement, Nick decides the boys need to learn how to take care of themselves.