Car 54, Where Are You?

Car 54, Where Are You?

1961 - 1963, Comedy
Police partners patrol the Bronx.
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Episode Guide

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - The Curse of the Snitkins (Season 2 Episode 30)
    Season 2 Episode 30:

    The Curse of the Snitkins

    A new officer believes he is a jinx.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Puncher and Judy (Season 2 Episode 29)
    Season 2 Episode 29:

    Puncher and Judy

    A hairdresser (Rocky Graziano) wants to box.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser (Season 2 Episode 28)
    Season 2 Episode 28:

    The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser

    The officers use Sylvia to catch a con man.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Lucille Is 40 (Season 2 Episode 27)
    Season 2 Episode 27:

    Lucille Is 40

    Toody tries to give Lucille a special gift.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Joan Crawford Didn't Say No (Season 2 Episode 26)
    Season 2 Episode 26:

    Joan Crawford Didn't Say No

    A matchmaker pairs local people with stars.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - I've Been Here Before (Season 2 Episode 25)
    Season 2 Episode 25:

    I've Been Here Before

    Thieves use TV ideas; guest Jake LaMotta.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - See You at the Bar-Mitzvah (Season 2 Episode 24)
    Season 2 Episode 24:

    See You at the Bar-Mitzvah

    The partners seek guests for a bar mitzvah.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Here Comes Charlie (Season 2 Episode 23)
    Season 2 Episode 23:

    Here Comes Charlie

    The officers try to help an alcoholic.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - The Biggest Day of the Year (Season 2 Episode 22)
    Season 2 Episode 22:

    The Biggest Day of the Year

    Muldoon forgets the partners' anniversary.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - The Star Boarder (Season 2 Episode 21)
    Season 2 Episode 21:

    The Star Boarder

    The Toodys' boarder is a counterfeiter.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Here We Go Again (Season 2 Episode 20)
    Season 2 Episode 20:

    Here We Go Again

    An elderly gang copies a previous crime.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Toody and Muldoon Meet the Russians (Season 2 Episode 19)
    Season 2 Episode 19:

    Toody and Muldoon Meet the Russians

    Toody and Muldoon escort Soviet officials.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - The Presidential Itch (Season 2 Episode 18)
    Season 2 Episode 18:

    The Presidential Itch

    Toody opposes Muldoon for club president.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Benny the Bookie's Last Chance (Season 2 Episode 17)
    Season 2 Episode 17:

    Benny the Bookie's Last Chance

    A paroled bookie returns to his old ways.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - The White Elephant (Season 2 Episode 16)
    Season 2 Episode 16:

    The White Elephant

    Crooks buy a restaurant next to a bank.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Je t'Adore Muldoon (Season 2 Episode 15)
    Season 2 Episode 15:

    Je t'Adore Muldoon

    The officers transform Muldoon for a date.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Stop Thief (Season 2 Episode 14)
    Season 2 Episode 14:

    Stop Thief

    The partners think the captain is a thief.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - 142 Tickets on the Aisle (Season 2 Episode 13)
    Season 2 Episode 13:

    142 Tickets on the Aisle

    The boys help make a flop become a successful play when they are seen leaving the theater.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Pretzel Mary (Season 2 Episode 12)
    Season 2 Episode 12:

    Pretzel Mary

    While trying to do a good deed, the boys discover that an impoverished woman has a million-dollar secret.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - A Star Is Born in the Bronx (Season 2 Episode 11)
    Season 2 Episode 11:

    A Star Is Born in the Bronx

    While recovering from a diet, Sylvia is hired to do cookie commercials.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - I Hate Capt. Block (Season 2 Episode 10)
    Season 2 Episode 10:

    I Hate Capt. Block

    Toody goes crackers attempting to teach Capt. Block's parrot to talk.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Toody Undercover (Season 2 Episode 9)
    Season 2 Episode 9:

    Toody Undercover

    Toody goes under cover and becomes the national underworld leader.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - That's Show Business (Season 2 Episode 8)
    Season 2 Episode 8:

    That's Show Business

    The officers of the 53rd Precinct invest in a Broadway show that depicts police brutality.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Remember St. Petersburg (Season 2 Episode 7)
    Season 2 Episode 7:

    Remember St. Petersburg

    A group of confidence men attempts to swindle Sylvia Schnauser and Toody by mistake.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Occupancy, August First (Season 2 Episode 6)
    Season 2 Episode 6:

    Occupancy, August First

    Mrs. Bronson refuses to leave her new apartment even though the building has no walls.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Toody and Muldoon Sing Along With Mitch (Season 2 Episode 5)
    Season 2 Episode 5:

    Toody and Muldoon Sing Along With Mitch

    Toody, Muldoon, Schnauser and Wallace audition for the "Mitch Miller Show.".

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Schnauser's Last Ride (Season 2 Episode 4)
    Season 2 Episode 4:

    Schnauser's Last Ride

    Schnauser's horse from his mounted policeman days is still making the rounds, but now it's for crooks.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - A Man Is Not an Ox (Season 2 Episode 3)
    Season 2 Episode 3:

    A Man Is Not an Ox

    Toody and Muldoon find it impossible to stop doing everything alike.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - One Sleepy People (Season 2 Episode 2)
    Season 2 Episode 2:

    One Sleepy People

    Muldoon and Lucille go to extremes to prove they aren't having an affair.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Hail to the Chief (Season 2 Episode 1)
    Season 2 Episode 1:

    Hail to the Chief

    Toody and Muldoon are chosen to drive the president of the U.S. to the United Nations building.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - I Love Lucille (Season 1 Episode 30)
    Season 1 Episode 30:

    I Love Lucille

    Jealousy strikes Toody when Lucille becomes a blonde to be more enticing to him.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Quiet! We're Thinking (Season 1 Episode 29)
    Season 1 Episode 29:

    Quiet! We're Thinking

    Toody's nephew offers solutions for some unsolved robberies in the precinct.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - The Auction (Season 1 Episode 28)
    Season 1 Episode 28:

    The Auction

    The club wants to buy Capt. Block a gift.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser (Season 1 Episode 27)
    Season 1 Episode 27:

    The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser

    Sylvia Schnauser plans for the elaborate wedding that she feels she missed by eloping 15 years ago.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - The Beast Who Walked the Bronx (Season 1 Episode 26)
    Season 1 Episode 26:

    The Beast Who Walked the Bronx

    The timid man in charge during Capt. Block's vacation is rumored to be an ogre.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - No More Pickpockets (Season 1 Episode 25)
    Season 1 Episode 25:

    No More Pickpockets

    A clever pickpocket who always wanted to be a cop arrests Toody and Muldoon.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Today I Am a Man (Season 1 Episode 24)
    Season 1 Episode 24:

    Today I Am a Man

    Muldoon is tired of being harassed for his shyness and pretends he has a date with a beautiful girl.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - How Smart Can You Get (Season 1 Episode 23)
    Season 1 Episode 23:

    How Smart Can You Get

    Toody feels inferior to an intellectual rookie and asks to be reassigned.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - What Happened to Thursday? (Season 1 Episode 22)
    Season 1 Episode 22:

    What Happened to Thursday?

    Toody and Muldoon devise a plan to keep Officer Schnauser and his wife from fighting.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Toody and the Art World (Season 1 Episode 21)
    Season 1 Episode 21:

    Toody and the Art World

    Toody is given a painting by an artist that he and Muldoon must evict.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - How High Is Up (Season 1 Episode 20)
    Season 1 Episode 20:

    How High Is Up

    Muldoon fears that his job may be in jeopardy because he is too tall.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Toody's Paradise (Season 1 Episode 19)
    Season 1 Episode 19:

    Toody's Paradise

    While on an undercover assignment, Toody is accused of leading a double life.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Toody and Muldoon Crack Down (Season 1 Episode 18)
    Season 1 Episode 18:

    Toody and Muldoon Crack Down

    In an effort to keep Toody and Muldoon, the residents of their beat refuse to permit any crime to occur.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Boom, Boom, Boom (Season 1 Episode 17)
    Season 1 Episode 17:

    Boom, Boom, Boom

    Their incessant practice for a barbershop quartet contest jeopardizes Toody and Muldoon's chances for winning.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - The Sacrifice (Season 1 Episode 16)
    Season 1 Episode 16:

    The Sacrifice

    Toody believes that Muldoon has refused a promotion so they can remain a team.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Christmas at the 53rd (Season 1 Episode 15)
    Season 1 Episode 15:

    Christmas at the 53rd

    The precinct puts on a Christmas show.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Get Well Officer Schnauser (Season 1 Episode 14)
    Season 1 Episode 14:

    Get Well Officer Schnauser

    Muldoon is mistaken for a bank robber when he tries to make a withdrawal.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Put It in the Bank (Season 1 Episode 13)
    Season 1 Episode 13:

    Put It in the Bank

    Toody's efforts to make investments for the Precinct Brotherhood Club backfire.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - The Taming of Lucille (Season 1 Episode 12)
    Season 1 Episode 12:

    The Taming of Lucille

    Gunther is annoyed when his efforts to tame Lucille work too well.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Catch Me on the Paar Show (Season 1 Episode 11)
    Season 1 Episode 11:

    Catch Me on the Paar Show

    Toody covers for a friend on the Jack Parr show and is a hit until he freezes and must be helped out by Muldoon.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Thirty Days Notice (Season 1 Episode 10)
    Season 1 Episode 10:

    Thirty Days Notice

    The Toodys sublet an apartment from a jailbird, but his wife appears with an alibi and they are evicted.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - The Gypsy Curse (Season 1 Episode 9)
    Season 1 Episode 9:

    The Gypsy Curse

    A gypsy fortuneteller (Maureen Stapleton) facing eviction puts a curse on Toody.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Love Finds Muldoon (Season 1 Episode 8)
    Season 1 Episode 8:

    Love Finds Muldoon

    Lucille plays matchmaker for an old school chum and Muldoon. Guest star: Alice Ghostley.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Paint Job (Season 1 Episode 7)
    Season 1 Episode 7:

    Paint Job

    Toody and Muldoon take Car 54 in for repairs and happen upon a car theft ring.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Muldoon's Star (Season 1 Episode 6)
    Season 1 Episode 6:

    Muldoon's Star

    Toody rescues a famous actress from a mob of screaming fans and hides her in Muldoon's house.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - I Won't Go (Season 1 Episode 5)
    Season 1 Episode 5:

    I Won't Go

    Toody and Muldoon must find a way to convince an elderly lady to leave the condemned building she's living in.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Change Your Partners (Season 1 Episode 4)
    Season 1 Episode 4:

    Change Your Partners

    Toody and Muldoon begin to annoy each other just when they're going to be photographed as a good example of police cooperation.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Home Sweet Sing Sing (Season 1 Episode 3)
    Season 1 Episode 3:

    Home Sweet Sing Sing

    Toody and Muldoon help a petty thief who can't adjust to life outside of Sing Sing.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Something Nice for Sol (Season 1 Episode 2)
    Season 1 Episode 2:

    Something Nice for Sol

    Toody, Muldoon and their co-workers try to get a plaster cast of Sgt. Abrams' feet without him knowing it.

  • Car 54, Where Are You? - Who's for Swordfish (Season 1 Episode 1)
    Season 1 Episode 1:

    Who's for Swordfish

    Toody and Muldoon try to avoid giving out tickets so they won't have to appear in court on their day off.

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