Porter's scheme to win Dena's heart; Bobby freaks out after experiencing an earthquake and demands to be traded.
Bobby is jealous of the amount of attention Dena is giving to her new client Dino, a race car driver.
The brothers appear together on "Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher."
Porter befriends the macho construction workers who are fixing his home.
Bobby hires a bodyguard after insulting listeners as host of a radio show.
The Waide men seek their mother's advice when they can't say "I love you;" Their mothers off-the-wall revelations only make matters more complicated.
After impulsively setting out on the road Porter, Bobby and Dena find themselves broken down at a garage with a couple of feuding brothers-in-law whose relationship strangely reflects on their own.
Porter discovers that Bobby is dating Oscar's teacher Ginny, he orders him to put a stop to the relationship; Porter inadvertently asks Ginny out on a date.
Porter accidentally ruins Bobby's priceless championship-game football; Bobby gets kicked out and moves in with Dena.
The brothers' mother sends them a box of stuff from their childhood, reviving ancient rivalries; The box also contains a sweater which belonged to Laura, Porter's first girlfriend.
Porter claims he is interested in a beautiful model for her mind.
Porter scares off his blind date Gretchen; Bobby, Oscar and Rose try to convince Porter to ask Rose's mother Marilyn out.
Porter becomes depressed after he gives a talk on Abraham Lincoln to Oscar's class and literally bores the students to sleep; Bobby hopes to shine up his brother's image in class.
Porter learns his mother gave Bobby special encouragement as a child.
Tired of being bossed around by Porter, Bobby buys a bigger house.
Oscar doubts Bobby's integrity when the athlete fails his drug test; guest Karl Malone.
Bobby finds himself in a football-kicking slump after he promises to make a field goal for Oscar during a Monday Night Football game.
Bobby scares Oscar on Halloween, turning his favorite holiday into a nightmare.
When Porter berates Bobby for not cleaning up after himself, Bobby reacts in a typical fashion: he hires a maid; Oscar pays Rose to do his chores.
Oscar lands in hot water after Bobby makes him confess to sneaking into a movie.
Porter fears Bobby's influence on Oscar will sway him away from college after Oscar decides he wants to be a bus driver.
Oscar's trouble at school lands Porter and Bobby in parenting classes.
Porter is blindsided by thearrival of his football player brother and certainly unprepared to tackle the concept that Bobby's new million-dollar contract requires him to move into Porter' responsible household.