To research an upcoming movie role, Bette takes a job as a waitress in a sleazy diner.
Bette gets ready to attend the Grammy Awards, but loses a borrowed diamond earring.
Bette and Roy try desperately to find some private, romantic time for themselves.
Bette lets her neighbor, Jon Lovitz, stay at her house for a few days while his home is being renovated.
Determined to be a normal mom, Bette volunteers at Rose's private school.
Bette decides to create her own clothing line and sell it on a televised shopping channel.
Bette takes Connie out for a night on the town with the sole intent of finding her a man.
Bette realizes that her live appearance on 'The View' is going poorly so she makes up a story that will win over the audience.
Bette fakes a nervous breakdown so she can stage a heroic comeback.
Bette tackles Shakespeare when she feels that the industry is not taking her career seriously; guest Tim Curry.
Intent on giving Roy the one thing he wants for his birthday, Bette will stop at nothing to get tickets to the Lakers-Knicks game; guest Kobe Bryant.
Bette reminisces about how she met the most important people in her life.
After Bette fires her record producer, she decides to give Oscar a chance at producing her next single.
Bette participates in Oprah's book club but never has time to read the book; guest Oprah Winfrey.
Bette gets laryngitis after pushing herself too hard, but Roy believes she is giving him the silent treatment.
Rose grudgingly agrees to go trick-or-treating with Bette for one last time; guest Dolly Parton.
Winning a Golden Globe for her performance on 'JAG,' Bette forgets to thank Roy in her acceptance speech.
Bette (Bette Midler) pokes fun at her various roles as diva, wife and mother; Bette seeks rejuvenation in exercise, rap music and plastic surgery.