Barney Miller

Barney Miller

1975 - 1982, Comedy
Cops and criminals cross paths in a New York police precinct.

Episode Guide

  • Barney Miller - Landmark (Season 8 Episode 22)
    Season 8 Episode 22:


    Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignments; Barney recalls friends departed before he turns out the squad room lights for the last time.

  • Barney Miller - Landmark (Season 8 Episode 21)
    Season 8 Episode 21:


    After being told they have 30 days to vacate the precinct, the detectives air their resentment of being shoved out after so many years.

  • Barney Miller - Landmark (Season 8 Episode 20)
    Season 8 Episode 20:


    Wojo's discovers an ancient weapon; Barney and his staff learn that the precinct may be sold to a private business.

  • Barney Miller - Bones (Season 8 Episode 19)
    Season 8 Episode 19:


    The precinct's plumbing goes out again; A scoutmaster apprehends a mugger; A militant Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones.

  • Barney Miller - Altercation (Season 8 Episode 18)
    Season 8 Episode 18:


    Harris punches Arnold Ripner when the lawyer threatens another libel suit; and a mugging victim reveals that she's carried the torch for Barney since 1966.

  • Barney Miller - Old Love (Season 8 Episode 17)
    Season 8 Episode 17:

    Old Love

    A former child star assaults his agent with a telephone; a good Samaritan is charged with assault; and Dietrich spends the afternoon with a college sweetheart.

  • Barney Miller - Inquiry (Season 8 Episode 16)
    Season 8 Episode 16:


    An angry parent assaults the admissions director of a private kindergarten; and Wojo faces a police inquiry for using excessive force in a recent arrest.

  • Barney Miller - Obituary (Season 8 Episode 15)
    Season 8 Episode 15:


    A man assaults a journalist for writing a premature obituary; The squad celebrates Barney's birthday.

  • Barney Miller - Arrival (Season 8 Episode 14)
    Season 8 Episode 14:


    a genius turns to petty crime; and a man is mugged by an elderly woman; Luger's surprised when his mail-order bride arrives from the Philippines.

  • Barney Miller - Hunger Strike (Season 8 Episode 13)
    Season 8 Episode 13:

    Hunger Strike

    A prisoner stages a hunger strike to end nuclear arms; Dietrich aids a psychiatric patient; Barney refuses his latest nomination for promotion to deputy inspector.

  • Barney Miller - Chinatown (Season 8 Episode 12)
    Season 8 Episode 12:


    Harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon; Harris and Dietrich interrogate a key witness to a gang murder.

  • Barney Miller - Chinatown (Season 8 Episode 11)
    Season 8 Episode 11:


    Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim; a restaurateur breaks into his own restaurant; The squad investigates Chinatown gang wars.

  • Barney Miller - The Clown (Season 8 Episode 10)
    Season 8 Episode 10:

    The Clown

    A mugger singles out street clowns; and a bureaucrat alleviates jail overcrowding by quietly releasing a hundred inmates on Madison Avenue in the dead of night.

  • Barney Miller - Examination Day (Season 8 Episode 9)
    Season 8 Episode 9:

    Examination Day

    The plainclothes detectives step in while the rest of the force takes an examination.

  • Barney Miller - The Tontine (Season 8 Episode 8)
    Season 8 Episode 8:

    The Tontine

    One of the last two survivors of an old-world tontine tries to commit suicide in order to allow a cousin to inherit.

  • Barney Miller - Homeless (Season 8 Episode 7)
    Season 8 Episode 7:


    When a blizzard paralyzes the city on Christmas Eve, several homeless people take refuge in the squad room.

  • Barney Miller - Games (Season 8 Episode 6)
    Season 8 Episode 6:


    The FBI steps in when micro-processor chips designed for computer games are being exported to Poland.

  • Barney Miller - Stress Analyzer (Season 8 Episode 5)
    Season 8 Episode 5:

    Stress Analyzer

    A Peace Corps recruiter goes crazy at a job fair; Dietrich's portable stress analyzer stops working while he's investigating an assault case.

  • Barney Miller - Possession (Season 8 Episode 4)
    Season 8 Episode 4:


    Barney calls in the police chaplain when a man claims he is possessed by a demon; a full-figured wife assaults her husband for forcing her into a pair of designer jeans.

  • Barney Miller - The Car (Season 8 Episode 3)
    Season 8 Episode 3:

    The Car

    Levitt performs an act of heroism; A 1957 DeSoto is the prized possession of a man who admits he stole the car 25 years ago.

  • Barney Miller - Advancement (Season 8 Episode 2)
    Season 8 Episode 2:


    Harris signs another book deal; and a lottery winner threatens the couple who lost his winning ticket; Luger shops for a mail-order Asian bride.

  • Barney Miller - Paternity (Season 8 Episode 1)
    Season 8 Episode 1:


    A beauty queen has her purse snatched; an angry moviegoer vandalizes a theater for showing snuff films; and Wojo is slapped with a paternity suit.

  • Barney Miller - Liquidation (Season 7 Episode 22)
    Season 7 Episode 22:


    Harris loses his libel appeal and his assets; Dietrich handles a news dealer's dispute with a construction crew.

  • Barney Miller - The Rainmaker (Season 7 Episode 21)
    Season 7 Episode 21:

    The Rainmaker

    A rainmaker offers his help when New York suffers from a water shortage; Wojo, Harris, and Dietrich all eye an opening in the vice squad.

  • Barney Miller - Vests (Season 7 Episode 20)
    Season 7 Episode 20:


    Bullet-proof vests arrive after Harris and Dietrich are sent to an office building with a gun-toting man inside.

  • Barney Miller - Riot (Season 7 Episode 19)
    Season 7 Episode 19:


    A group of Hasidic Jews riot to protest the department's ineffectiveness; Urban survivalists are found living in steam tunnels beneath the city.

  • Barney Miller - Lady and the Bomb (Season 7 Episode 18)
    Season 7 Episode 18:

    Lady and the Bomb

    An agitated woman with a homemade bomb threatens to blow up the squad room; Sergeant Fish drops in for a visit.

  • Barney Miller - The Doll (Season 7 Episode 17)
    Season 7 Episode 17:

    The Doll

    An expensive antique doll is kidnapped for ransom; a naive optician buys a bogus ticket to ride the NASA space shuttle; and Luger puts Barney in his will.

  • Barney Miller - Contempt (Season 7 Episode 16)
    Season 7 Episode 16:


    Harris assumes command of the precinct after Barney is jailed for his contempt citation; Barney is left in a cell with a neurotic murder suspect.

  • Barney Miller - Contempt (Season 7 Episode 15)
    Season 7 Episode 15:


    Barney is charged with contempt of court when he refuses to name an informant; and a man complains being ugly is why he was refused service at a restaurant.

  • Barney Miller - Rachel (Season 7 Episode 14)
    Season 7 Episode 14:


    The owner of a sports store rigs a lethal trap to catch a burglar; Arnold Ripner sues Harris for libel; Wojo asks Barney's daughter for a date.

  • Barney Miller - The Librarian (Season 7 Episode 13)
    Season 7 Episode 13:

    The Librarian

    A librarian employs artillery to enforce order in her reading room; and a Gypsy is arrested for continually harassing the owner of a novelty store.

  • Barney Miller - Stormy Weather (Season 7 Episode 12)
    Season 7 Episode 12:

    Stormy Weather

    Barney picks up a deaf woman that is a hooker; Wojo swims the cold Hudson River in pursuit of a burglar.

  • Barney Miller - The Psychic (Season 7 Episode 11)
    Season 7 Episode 11:

    The Psychic

    A linguist vandalizes a billboard to protest improper grammar in advertising; and a psychic foils a purse snatcher--before the crime is committed.

  • Barney Miller - Movie II (Season 7 Episode 10)
    Season 7 Episode 10:

    Movie II

    The precinct is the setting for the premiere of Harris' porn film; a blind man is mugged; and a overzealous charity collector stages a holdup.

  • Barney Miller - Movie I (Season 7 Episode 9)
    Season 7 Episode 9:

    Movie I

    A veteran radio journalist roughs up an insipid TV news anchor; and Harris produces an undercover porno movie.

  • Barney Miller - Field Associate (Season 7 Episode 8)
    Season 7 Episode 8:

    Field Associate

    A burglar celebrates his fiftieth year in crime; Someone is leaking squad room infractions to Internal Affairs.

  • Barney Miller - Resignation (Season 7 Episode 7)
    Season 7 Episode 7:


    Dietrich is plagued by guilt after he's forced to use his gun to stop a robbery; and a playwright assaults an incompetent actor.

  • Barney Miller - Call Girl (Season 7 Episode 6)
    Season 7 Episode 6:

    Call Girl

    Dorsey plays big brother to a young prostitute; Harris solicits stock tips from a well-heeled call girl; and Dietrich explores celibacy.

  • Barney Miller - Agent Orange (Season 7 Episode 5)
    Season 7 Episode 5:

    Agent Orange

    A woman complains when her apartment building has become nudist; and a confused vet blames his condition on exposure to Agent Orange in Vietnam.

  • Barney Miller - Dorsey (Season 7 Episode 4)
    Season 7 Episode 4:


    The squad's new member insinuates that the detectives are corrupt; and a refugee complains that their methods are hazardous to his health.

  • Barney Miller - The Delegate (Season 7 Episode 3)
    Season 7 Episode 3:

    The Delegate

    Wojo and Dietrich respond to a complaint lodged against a delegate from the 1976 Democratic convention.

  • Barney Miller - Homicide (Season 7 Episode 2)
    Season 7 Episode 2:


    The detectives attempt to find the hapless husband before the hit man does; and Harris makes a pass at the station's new crime photographer.

  • Barney Miller - Homicide (Season 7 Episode 1)
    Season 7 Episode 1:


    A man admits that he killed his barber after a bad haircut; and a woman decides to cancel the murder contract she put out on her husband; The 12th precinct becomes a homicide squad.

  • Barney Miller - Fog (Season 6 Episode 22)
    Season 6 Episode 22:


    A thick fog envelopes New York causing a burglar to break into a Christian Science Reading Room by mistake.

  • Barney Miller - The Inventor (Season 6 Episode 21)
    Season 6 Episode 21:

    The Inventor

    Wojo submits to hypnosis to aid his memory; An inventor at an electronics company breaks into his company's safe.

  • Barney Miller - The Architect (Season 6 Episode 20)
    Season 6 Episode 20:

    The Architect

    A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; Gunmen storm the precinct.

  • Barney Miller - Dietrich's Arrest (Season 6 Episode 19)
    Season 6 Episode 19:

    Dietrich's Arrest

    Harris gets the task of booking his colleague Dietrich, whose arrest prompts a visit from Internal Affairs; A nuclear engineer is brought in for dousing the participants with atomic water.

  • Barney Miller - Dietrich's Arrest (Season 6 Episode 18)
    Season 6 Episode 18:

    Dietrich's Arrest

    A lottery winner gives away the prize money by tossing it out a window; Dietrich is arrested for his off-duty participation at an anti-nuclear rally; Barney discovers he can't afford his condo.

  • Barney Miller - Uniform Days (Season 6 Episode 17)
    Season 6 Episode 17:

    Uniform Days

    Harris refuses to adhere to a deparment rule that requires all detectives to dress in full uniform one day a year.

  • Barney Miller - Guns (Season 6 Episode 16)
    Season 6 Episode 16:


    Luger is despondent with his new assignment in the Twelfth; a man robs a liquor store with a duelist's pistol; and a citizen steals a TV from the police vault.

  • Barney Miller - The Child Stealers (Season 6 Episode 15)
    Season 6 Episode 15:

    The Child Stealers

    A divorced father reclaims custody of his son by kidnapping him; The precinct is visited by a man who claims to be from the twenty-first century.

  • Barney Miller - Vanished (Season 6 Episode 14)
    Season 6 Episode 14:


    Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant looking for the missing bums; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.

  • Barney Miller - Vanished (Season 6 Episode 13)
    Season 6 Episode 13:


    Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in on Dietrich and Wojo.

  • Barney Miller - People's Court (Season 6 Episode 12)
    Season 6 Episode 12:

    People's Court

    A census taker breaks into an apartment to count the uncooperative residents; and a burglar is kept locked in a basement cell by a vigilante tenants' group.

  • Barney Miller - The Dentist (Season 6 Episode 11)
    Season 6 Episode 11:

    The Dentist

    Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands; A dentist is accused of molesting female patients.

  • Barney Miller - The DNA Story (Season 6 Episode 10)
    Season 6 Episode 10:

    The DNA Story

    Barney and Dietrich investigate a robbery case in which deadly DNA cultures were inadvertently stolen.

  • Barney Miller - The Judge (Season 6 Episode 9)
    Season 6 Episode 9:

    The Judge

    A judge assaults an attorney with his gavel; and a confused daytime-drama devotee reports dastardly deeds from TV soap operas.

  • Barney Miller - The Desk (Season 6 Episode 8)
    Season 6 Episode 8:

    The Desk

    A partial lobotomy turns a master thief into a mindless zombie; An Amish man is unable to use the telephone to call for help after he's been mugged.

  • Barney Miller - The Bird (Season 6 Episode 7)
    Season 6 Episode 7:

    The Bird

    Barney hesitates signing a release for Harris' new book.; Wojo's new parrot dies; and a suicide hot-line operator decides to end it all.

  • Barney Miller - Strip Joint (Season 6 Episode 6)
    Season 6 Episode 6:

    Strip Joint

    A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; A man threatens to burst into flames; Two topless dancers arrested.

  • Barney Miller - The Slave (Season 6 Episode 5)
    Season 6 Episode 5:

    The Slave

    The detectives are shocked to discover that a chauffeur involved in a minor traffic accident is actually a slave indentured to a Burmese diplomat.

  • Barney Miller - The Brother (Season 6 Episode 4)
    Season 6 Episode 4:

    The Brother

    A monk suspects foul play when one of his novitiates vanishes during a weekend in New York; and it's Dietrich's turn to cross-dress for mugging detail.

  • Barney Miller - Vacation (Season 6 Episode 3)
    Season 6 Episode 3:


    Barney posts the annual vacation schedule; and two brothers feud when one refuses to donate a kidney to his ailing sibling.

  • Barney Miller - The Photographer (Season 6 Episode 2)
    Season 6 Episode 2:

    The Photographer

    A charming mugger poses as a photographer to lure his victims; Wojo brings in a man who claims to be Jesus Christ.

  • Barney Miller - Inquisition (Season 6 Episode 1)
    Season 6 Episode 1:


    Scanlon starts a witch-hunt to root out an anonymous gay officer in the Twelfth Precinct; an angry citizen takes an ax to a department store Muzak machine.

  • Barney Miller - Jack Soo, a Retrospective (Season 5 Episode 24)
    Season 5 Episode 24:

    Jack Soo, a Retrospective

    The cast offers an affectionate tribute to the late Jack Soo by reviewing Sergeant Nick Yemena's more memorable moments at the Twelfth Precinct.

  • Barney Miller - Graveyard Shift (Season 5 Episode 23)
    Season 5 Episode 23:

    Graveyard Shift

    Late-night visitors to the precinct include an irate tourist and an insomniac who's convinced that he'll be possessed by a succubus once he dozes off.

  • Barney Miller - Computer Crime (Season 5 Episode 22)
    Season 5 Episode 22:

    Computer Crime

    A black doctor claims to be cursed by vodoo; Dietrich and Levitt haul in a brokerage firm employee suspected of embezzlement.

  • Barney Miller - Identity (Season 5 Episode 21)
    Season 5 Episode 21:


    A man whose name was changed after he testified against the mob is falsely arrested for attempted robbery.

  • Barney Miller - Open House (Season 5 Episode 20)
    Season 5 Episode 20:

    Open House

    A psychiatrist refuses to divulge the name of a known arsonist in his care; and the Twelfth Precinct holds an open house that attracts only vagrants.

  • Barney Miller - The Counterfeiter (Season 5 Episode 19)
    Season 5 Episode 19:

    The Counterfeiter

    The detectives try to track down a counterfeiter who produces bogus one-dollar bills to supplement his army pension.

  • Barney Miller - Middle Age (Season 5 Episode 18)
    Season 5 Episode 18:

    Middle Age

    Barney's graceful transition to middle age suffers as his squad expresses concern for his stamina and mental state.

  • Barney Miller - Wojo's Girl (Season 5 Episode 17)
    Season 5 Episode 17:

    Wojo's Girl

    Wojo's girlfriend, an ex prostitute accepts his invitation to move in; Wojo is afraid of romantic commitment.

  • Barney Miller - Wojo's Girl (Season 5 Episode 16)
    Season 5 Episode 16:

    Wojo's Girl

    A man threatens to leave his wife to become a soldier of fortune; and Wojo moves in with his new girlfriend, a reformed prostitute.

  • Barney Miller - The Spy (Season 5 Episode 15)
    Season 5 Episode 15:

    The Spy

    Convinced he's the victim of a government conspiracy, an unemployed spy holds the detectives at gunpoint.

  • Barney Miller - Voice Analyzer (Season 5 Episode 14)
    Season 5 Episode 14:

    Voice Analyzer

    Internal Affairs puts the detectives through a lie-detecting test after newspaper reports of a bribery and kickback racket.

  • Barney Miller - The Indian (Season 5 Episode 13)
    Season 5 Episode 13:

    The Indian

    An elderly Indian arrested for disorderly conduct and trespassing expresses his wish to die with dignity in Central Park.

  • Barney Miller - Toys (Season 5 Episode 12)
    Season 5 Episode 12:


    Barney discusses holiday plans with his estranged wife; A claustrophobic robber and two feuding toy dealers are hauled in during the Christmas season.

  • Barney Miller - The Radical (Season 5 Episode 11)
    Season 5 Episode 11:

    The Radical

    A former '60s radical wanted by the FBI is dismayed that his arrest for shoplifting doesn't create some publicity.

  • Barney Miller - The Harris Incident (Season 5 Episode 10)
    Season 5 Episode 10:

    The Harris Incident

    Police mistake Harris for burglar and shoot him; A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar.

  • Barney Miller - The Vandal (Season 5 Episode 9)
    Season 5 Episode 9:

    The Vandal

    A disgruntled TV fan assaults a network programmer in a coffee shop; and Levitt is the detectives' chief suspect in the squad room vandalism.

  • Barney Miller - Loan Shark (Season 5 Episode 8)
    Season 5 Episode 8:

    Loan Shark

    Sent out to investigate a loan-shark operation, Harris returns with a prime suspect: a 14-year-old boy carrying $7,000.

  • Barney Miller - The Prisoner (Season 5 Episode 7)
    Season 5 Episode 7:

    The Prisoner

    A gun-toting parolee wants to return to prison claiming that the regimentation of penal life hasn't prepared him for the outside world.

  • Barney Miller - The Accusation (Season 5 Episode 6)
    Season 5 Episode 6:

    The Accusation

    A lonely woman accuses Dietrich of making indecent advances; Yemena arrests a rabbi for running a gambling operation in his synagogue.

  • Barney Miller - The Baby Broker (Season 5 Episode 5)
    Season 5 Episode 5:

    The Baby Broker

    Wojo uncovers an illegal adoption ring and Harris arrests a research professor on an obscenity charge.

  • Barney Miller - Dog Days (Season 5 Episode 4)
    Season 5 Episode 4:

    Dog Days

    Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections after trying to break up a dog fighting ring; Barney has the blues about his impending separation.

  • Barney Miller - The Search (Season 5 Episode 3)
    Season 5 Episode 3:

    The Search

    The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.

  • Barney Miller - The Kidnapping (Season 5 Episode 2)
    Season 5 Episode 2:

    The Kidnapping

    Wojo delivers the ransom money for the kidnapped department store owner. The prostitute charms Wojo and the victim's son.

  • Barney Miller - The Kidnapping (Season 5 Episode 1)
    Season 5 Episode 1:

    The Kidnapping

    Sympathizing with those oppressed by capitalism, kidnappers of a department store owner demand that his merchandise be given away to the public.

  • Barney Miller - Inauguration (Season 4 Episode 23)
    Season 4 Episode 23:


    While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

  • Barney Miller - The Sighting (Season 4 Episode 22)
    Season 4 Episode 22:

    The Sighting

    A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

  • Barney Miller - Evaluation (Season 4 Episode 21)
    Season 4 Episode 21:


    Evaluation reports cause worry for the detectives while the elderly owners of a porno store lodge a vandalism charge.

  • Barney Miller - Hostage (Season 4 Episode 20)
    Season 4 Episode 20:


    A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

  • Barney Miller - Quo Vadis? (Season 4 Episode 19)
    Season 4 Episode 19:

    Quo Vadis?

    Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

  • Barney Miller - Wojo's Problem (Season 4 Episode 18)
    Season 4 Episode 18:

    Wojo's Problem

    The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

  • Barney Miller - Eviction (Season 4 Episode 17)
    Season 4 Episode 17:


    Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

  • Barney Miller - Eviction (Season 4 Episode 16)
    Season 4 Episode 16:


    Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.

  • Barney Miller - Rape (Season 4 Episode 15)
    Season 4 Episode 15:


    A woman lodges a rape charge against her husband; A master of disguise perpetuates a crime spree; To Yemana's delight, the city legalizes off-track betting.

  • Barney Miller - Appendicitis (Season 4 Episode 14)
    Season 4 Episode 14:


    An aging bounty hunter and a sugar addict are the precinct's latest guests; and Yemena is rushed to the hospital after an appendicitis attack.

  • Barney Miller - The Ghost (Season 4 Episode 13)
    Season 4 Episode 13:

    The Ghost

    Demonic possession, an illegal alien and an accountant with a pocketful of marijuana make up a day's work at the precinct.

  • Barney Miller - The Bank (Season 4 Episode 12)
    Season 4 Episode 12:

    The Bank

    An angry citizen creates a disturbance when he learns that his deposit at a sperm bank has been accidentally ruined.

  • Barney Miller - Atomic Bomb (Season 4 Episode 11)
    Season 4 Episode 11:

    Atomic Bomb

    The FBI arrives to investigate a college student who built a working nuclear bomb for his physics class project.

  • Barney Miller - The Tunnel (Season 4 Episode 10)
    Season 4 Episode 10:

    The Tunnel

    Harris searches Manhattan for an apartment to fit his intended lifestyle; Wojo is buried alive while pursuing a thief.

  • Barney Miller - Thanksgiving Story (Season 4 Episode 9)
    Season 4 Episode 9:

    Thanksgiving Story

    Fork-stabbing highlights Thanksgiving. Three mental patients have Thanksgiving dinner at a laundromat.

  • Barney Miller - Chase (Season 4 Episode 8)
    Season 4 Episode 8:


    Wojo wrecks a taxi that he borrows to chase a robbery suspect; and Lieutenant Scanlon enlists the help of a drug pusher to test the detectives' honesty.

  • Barney Miller - Blizzard (Season 4 Episode 7)
    Season 4 Episode 7:


    The officers are unable to remove a corpse from the station house during a blizzard; and an eccentric swears that the snow is the start of a new ice age.

  • Barney Miller - Copycat (Season 4 Episode 6)
    Season 4 Episode 6:


    Cops and robbers provide inspiration for a criminal who mimics the felonies of TV police shows; and a drunk attempts armed robbery without a gun.

  • Barney Miller - Burial (Season 4 Episode 5)
    Season 4 Episode 5:


    After a suspect steals his best friend's corpse and refuses to tell anyone where he's hidden it, Fish returns to help Barney find the body.

  • Barney Miller - Corporation (Season 4 Episode 4)
    Season 4 Episode 4:


    A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer.

  • Barney Miller - Bugs (Season 4 Episode 3)
    Season 4 Episode 3:


    Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

  • Barney Miller - Goodbye, Mr. Fish (Season 4 Episode 2)
    Season 4 Episode 2:

    Goodbye, Mr. Fish

    Sgt. Phil Fish finally shows up for work after disappearing, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.

  • Barney Miller - Goodbye, Mr. Fish (Season 4 Episode 1)
    Season 4 Episode 1:

    Goodbye, Mr. Fish

    Fish is nowhere to be found on his last day before he retires; Barney must deal with an out of control vigilante group.

  • Barney Miller - Strike (Season 3 Episode 22)
    Season 3 Episode 22:


    A man-hungry spinster and a loud prisoner present a challenge to Barney when his crew decides to join a strike.

  • Barney Miller - Strike (Season 3 Episode 21)
    Season 3 Episode 21:


    A woman is robbed by her computer date; and the detectives must decide whether to honor an unauthorized policeman's strike.

  • Barney Miller - Group Home (Season 3 Episode 20)
    Season 3 Episode 20:

    Group Home

    The squad tracks a mad bomber who's threatened to blow up an Army recruiting office; and Fish has to dress as a woman when it's his turn for mugging detail.

  • Barney Miller - Asylum (Season 3 Episode 19)
    Season 3 Episode 19:


    Wojo grants political asylum to a defecting Russian musician; Marty is charged with a parole violation for possessing a half-ounce of marijuana.

  • Barney Miller - Moonlighting (Season 3 Episode 18)
    Season 3 Episode 18:


    Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods; and a numbers racketeer uses a retarded boy as a runner.

  • Barney Miller - Sex Surrogate (Season 3 Episode 17)
    Season 3 Episode 17:

    Sex Surrogate

    Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile.

  • Barney Miller - Abduction (Season 3 Episode 16)
    Season 3 Episode 16:


    A couple wants Barney's assistance with their cult-influenced daughter. Nick's bookie is arrested. Harris gets a short story published in a slick gentleman's magazine. Bernice interviews for a job over Fish's objections.

  • Barney Miller - Fire '77 (Season 3 Episode 15)
    Season 3 Episode 15:

    Fire '77

    A suicidal couple is delighted when flames threaten to engulf the squad room after an arsonist sets fire to the station house.

  • Barney Miller - The Rand Report (Season 3 Episode 14)
    Season 3 Episode 14:

    The Rand Report

    Wojo quits the force rather than return to uniformed patrol one week per month; A "think tank" report critical of detectives.

  • Barney Miller - Community Relations (Season 3 Episode 13)
    Season 3 Episode 13:

    Community Relations

    Wojo testifies against a landlord who is determined to demolish several apartment buildings; An old man refuses to leave his condemned building.

  • Barney Miller - Smog Alert (Season 3 Episode 12)
    Season 3 Episode 12:

    Smog Alert

    The city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.

  • Barney Miller - Hash (Season 3 Episode 11)
    Season 3 Episode 11:


    At the Twelfth when the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

  • Barney Miller - Christmas Story (Season 3 Episode 10)
    Season 3 Episode 10:

    Christmas Story

    Fish dons a Santa Claus suit to catch a robber on Christmas Eve; Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim.

  • Barney Miller - Power Failure (Season 3 Episode 9)
    Season 3 Episode 9:

    Power Failure

    The precinct experiences a black out; Barney must deal with a woman psychiatrist and a man with a split personality.

  • Barney Miller - Noninvolvement (Season 3 Episode 8)
    Season 3 Episode 8:


    Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress; Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.

  • Barney Miller - The Recluse (Season 3 Episode 7)
    Season 3 Episode 7:

    The Recluse

    The detectives must arrest a 70-year-old recluse who hasn't left his apartment since World War II, after he refuses to do jury duty.

  • Barney Miller - Werewolf (Season 3 Episode 6)
    Season 3 Episode 6:


    The usual loonies arrive during the full moon, including a man who swears he's turning into a werewolf.

  • Barney Miller - The Election (Season 3 Episode 5)
    Season 3 Episode 5:

    The Election

    A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo.

  • Barney Miller - Bus Stop (Season 3 Episode 4)
    Season 3 Episode 4:

    Bus Stop

    The squad investigates a hijacked bus that crashes in the neighborhood.

  • Barney Miller - Quarantine (Season 3 Episode 3)
    Season 3 Episode 3:


    As the quarantine continues, Yemana and Harris uncover some insights into their feelings. Small pox or Chicken pox.

  • Barney Miller - Quarantine (Season 3 Episode 2)
    Season 3 Episode 2:


    Wojo brings in a sick perpetrator who collapses on the floor. The entire precinct is placed under quarantine, including a prostitute who gets friendly with Fish, Marty, Mr Driscoll, and Inspector Luger.

  • Barney Miller - Evacuation (Season 3 Episode 1)
    Season 3 Episode 1:


    Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

  • Barney Miller - The Mole (Season 2 Episode 22)
    Season 2 Episode 22:

    The Mole

    The Mole leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.

  • Barney Miller - The Kid (Season 2 Episode 21)
    Season 2 Episode 21:

    The Kid

    Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

  • Barney Miller - The Psychiatrist (Season 2 Episode 20)
    Season 2 Episode 20:

    The Psychiatrist

    A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

  • Barney Miller - Massage Parlor (Season 2 Episode 19)
    Season 2 Episode 19:

    Massage Parlor

    The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way; The detectives arrest an mugger who's in her eighties.

  • Barney Miller - Block Party (Season 2 Episode 18)
    Season 2 Episode 18:

    Block Party

    A battle of the sexes erupts when Manhattan South takes the credit after Wentworth subdues a would-be assassin.

  • Barney Miller - Fear of Flying (Season 2 Episode 17)
    Season 2 Episode 17:

    Fear of Flying

    A man turns in an envelope with $3500; Wojo must face his fear of flying by escorting a bigamist prisoner on a flight to Cleveland.

  • Barney Miller - The Sniper (Season 2 Episode 16)
    Season 2 Episode 16:

    The Sniper

    Wojo is shot at by a sniper; Luger stops by the 12th to check on the sniper case; A con man is selling $3,500 charter flights to Saturn.

  • Barney Miller - Happy New Year (Season 2 Episode 15)
    Season 2 Episode 15:

    Happy New Year

    A pregnant shoplifter goes into labor; Fish must stop a suicidal man from ringing in the new year by jumping.

  • Barney Miller - Protection (Season 2 Episode 14)
    Season 2 Episode 14:


    The financially ailing city plans to save money by closing the precinct; store owners begin paying protection money.

  • Barney Miller - Hot Dogs (Season 2 Episode 13)
    Season 2 Episode 13:

    Hot Dogs

    While off duty, two female detectives go undercover to solve a campus drug case; A man is convinced that a photo of Jean Harlow is of his missing wife.

  • Barney Miller - Fish (Season 2 Episode 12)
    Season 2 Episode 12:


    A glimpse at Ailing Fish's home life ensues when the detective is forced to go on restrictive duty; fish decides to quit the force.

  • Barney Miller - Rain (Season 2 Episode 11)
    Season 2 Episode 11:


    The squad must work through the precinct roof threatening to collapse from the rain and a nightclub comic's Bicentennial jokes.

  • Barney Miller - The Horse Thief (Season 2 Episode 10)
    Season 2 Episode 10:

    The Horse Thief

    The detectives deal with bicentennial fever; A cab owner reports his horse missing; A man alone in his hotel room claims to have been assaulted.

  • Barney Miller - You Dirty Rat (Season 2 Episode 9)
    Season 2 Episode 9:

    You Dirty Rat

    A rat scampers around the precinct while the detectives search for missing bags of confiscated marijuana.

  • Barney Miller - Discovery (Season 2 Episode 8)
    Season 2 Episode 8:


    The department computer declares Fish dead; A fake detective holds a campaign against the homosexuals community.

  • Barney Miller - Grand Hotel (Season 2 Episode 7)
    Season 2 Episode 7:

    Grand Hotel

    Wojo and Detective Janice Wentworth pretend to be married to go under cover at a hotel to track down a clever robber.

  • Barney Miller - The Arsonist (Season 2 Episode 6)
    Season 2 Episode 6:

    The Arsonist

    The investigators arrest a Woody Allen look-alike suspected of arson; Chano arrests a man who assaulted a vending machine with a deadly weapon.

  • Barney Miller - Heat Wave (Season 2 Episode 5)
    Season 2 Episode 5:

    Heat Wave

    The detectives disguise themselves as women to apprehend rapists and muggers; A wife claims spousal abuse.

  • Barney Miller - Ambush (Season 2 Episode 4)
    Season 2 Episode 4:


    Barney is tempted by a Florida job offer; disinterested bystanders watch as Yemana is shot in plain sight.

  • Barney Miller - The Layoff (Season 2 Episode 3)
    Season 2 Episode 3:

    The Layoff

    A city-wide labor layoff forces Barney, Fish, and Yemana to do without the services of Chano, Harris and Wojo. A morose stockbroker resorts to petty theft.

  • Barney Miller - The Social Worker (Season 2 Episode 2)
    Season 2 Episode 2:

    The Social Worker

    Barney worries when his wife, a social worker, is assigned a case in the violent South Bronx; Harris is interested in a Master forger.

  • Barney Miller - Doomsday (Season 2 Episode 1)
    Season 2 Episode 1:


    An environmentalist threatens to set off a bomb in the precinct; Wojo arrests a fake priest; The squad room plumbing is on the fritz.

  • Barney Miller - The Hero (Season 1 Episode 13)
    Season 1 Episode 13:

    The Hero

    Liz makes a citizen's arrest of her assailant -- an eight-year-old boy; A shootout and its aftermath disturb Chano.

  • Barney Miller - Hair (Season 1 Episode 12)
    Season 1 Episode 12:


    Barney and the squad are skeptical about the precinct's unkempt new detective; Bernice discovers that Fish spent the afternoon in a massage parlor.

  • Barney Miller - The Escape Artist (Season 1 Episode 11)
    Season 1 Episode 11:

    The Escape Artist

    The detectives capture a prison-escape artist for the FBI. A self-declared bird-man drops in. Harris decides to write a novel.

  • Barney Miller - The Guest (Season 1 Episode 10)
    Season 1 Episode 10:

    The Guest

    Assured that no one knows his whereabouts, a state's witness against the syndicate gets a phone call right after he arrives at the 12th precinct.

  • Barney Miller - The Vigilante (Season 1 Episode 9)
    Season 1 Episode 9:

    The Vigilante

    Inspector Luger visits Barney to complain; Wojo arrests a cross-dressing teamster. A neighborhood vigilante is over the hill.

  • Barney Miller - Ms. Cop (Season 1 Episode 8)
    Season 1 Episode 8:

    Ms. Cop

    Barney creates a problem when he assigns a robbery case to Fish and Yemana and turns the typing over to newly assigned Detective Janice Wentworth.

  • Barney Miller - The Bureaucrat (Season 1 Episode 7)
    Season 1 Episode 7:

    The Bureaucrat

    A bureaucrat is arrested for drunkenness; a 12-year-old who robs Chano's apartment; Wojo forces the precinct's favorite deli closed for minor health code infractions.

  • Barney Miller - The Stakeout (Season 1 Episode 6)
    Season 1 Episode 6:

    The Stakeout

    A drug stakeout fails when the entire neighborhood knows the detectives' whereabouts.

  • Barney Miller - The Courtesans (Season 1 Episode 5)
    Season 1 Episode 5:

    The Courtesans

    Wojo is attracted to a hooker picked up on a raid and she threatens harassment charges; Rachel wants her own apartment.

  • Barney Miller - Graft (Season 1 Episode 4)
    Season 1 Episode 4:


    Barney's friend is assigned to investigate allegations of corruption in the 12th precinct; Chano pursues an obscene phone caller.

  • Barney Miller - Snow Job (Season 1 Episode 3)
    Season 1 Episode 3:

    Snow Job

    Money is missing from department store receipts left in Wojo's safekeeping; Barney saves the life of a suicidal flasher.

  • Barney Miller - Experience (Season 1 Episode 2)
    Season 1 Episode 2:


    The men look for a "mad bomber" who placed a bomb in the squad room; Fish contemplates the idea of retirement.

  • Barney Miller - Ramon (Season 1 Episode 1)
    Season 1 Episode 1:


    A teen drug addict grabs Fish's gun and hold the precinct hostage; Captain Barney Miller must talk him down.