2point4 Children

2point4 Children

1991 - 1999, Comedy
The trials and tribulations of a so-called average British family.

Episode Guide

  • 2point4 Children - The Millennium Experience (Season 8 Episode 6)
    Season 8 Episode 6:

    The Millennium Experience

    After the panic about the millennium subsides, Bill is determined the night will be a memorable one.

  • 2point4 Children - Carry on Screaming (Season 8 Episode 5)
    Season 8 Episode 5:

    Carry on Screaming

    The Porters become guardians of Declan.

  • 2point4 Children - After the Fox (Season 8 Episode 4)
    Season 8 Episode 4:

    After the Fox

    Bill travels to France to help her catering business.

  • 2point4 Children - Sticky Fingers (Season 8 Episode 3)
    Season 8 Episode 3:

    Sticky Fingers

    Jenny brings her boyfriend home for the weekend.

  • 2point4 Children - Enter the Dragon (Season 8 Episode 2)
    Season 8 Episode 2:

    Enter the Dragon

    The arrival of Bill's mother sends Declan's authority out the window.

  • 2point4 Children - Fame (Season 8 Episode 1)
    Season 8 Episode 1:


    Bill disrupts the Porter's screen test.

  • 2point4 Children - The Heart Has Its Reasons (Season 7 Episode 7)
    Season 7 Episode 7:

    The Heart Has Its Reasons

    Bill and Ben say goodbye to Jenny as she heads off for college, but a new arrival appears.

  • 2point4 Children - The Italian Job (Season 7 Episode 6)
    Season 7 Episode 6:

    The Italian Job

    An Italian exchange student causes some complications in the Porter home.

  • 2point4 Children - When Did You Last See Your Father? (Season 7 Episode 5)
    Season 7 Episode 5:

    When Did You Last See Your Father?

    Bill's mother reveals a disturbing fact about her late father; David has a new girlfriend.

  • 2point4 Children - The Sweet Hereafter (Season 7 Episode 4)
    Season 7 Episode 4:

    The Sweet Hereafter

    The whole Porter family becomes addicted to a special chocolate bar.

  • 2point4 Children - Malcolm X (Season 7 Episode 3)
    Season 7 Episode 3:

    Malcolm X

    Bill's former boyfriend arrives, bringing a serious threat to the future of the family.

  • 2point4 Children - When Saturday Comes (Season 7 Episode 2)
    Season 7 Episode 2:

    When Saturday Comes

    Ben has the family follow a quirky routine for good luck; Jenny prepares for college.

  • 2point4 Children - Perfect Day (Season 7 Episode 1)
    Season 7 Episode 1:

    Perfect Day

    Bill hopes to stay under control for one entire day, with unpleasant results.

  • 2point4 Children - Two Years Before the Mast (Season 6 Episode 8)
    Season 6 Episode 8:

    Two Years Before the Mast

    Cruise ship stowaways; Bette and Aunt Pearl prepare Christmas dinner.

  • 2point4 Children - And Now the Screaming Starts (Season 6 Episode 7)
    Season 6 Episode 7:

    And Now the Screaming Starts

    Rona brings home an abandoned baby; Ben sings in David's band.

  • 2point4 Children - The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (Season 6 Episode 6)
    Season 6 Episode 6:

    The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

    Ben has a midlife crisis; Bill receives a delivery; Rona becomes ill.

  • 2point4 Children - The Man Who Knew Too Much (Season 6 Episode 5)
    Season 6 Episode 5:

    The Man Who Knew Too Much

    Ben gets depressed over his upcoming birthday, and Jake's effort to uplift him fails.

  • 2point4 Children - The Trouble With Harry (Season 6 Episode 4)
    Season 6 Episode 4:

    The Trouble With Harry

    Bill rejects requests for a pet; Ben creates an imaginary dog named Harry.

  • 2point4 Children - Vertigo (Season 6 Episode 3)
    Season 6 Episode 3:


    Rona tries to convince Bill that astrology works; Aunt Belle winds up on a ledge; Ben gives advice to his daughter Jenny.

  • 2point4 Children - The Lady Vanishes (Season 6 Episode 2)
    Season 6 Episode 2:

    The Lady Vanishes

    Fate intervenes when Bill's expectations for a quiet evening at home disappear.

  • 2point4 Children - Dog Day Afternoon (Season 6 Episode 1)
    Season 6 Episode 1:

    Dog Day Afternoon

    Ben lapses into boredom after the football season ends; Bill and Rona assist Jenny with her teenage love problems.

  • 2point4 Children - Porky's (Season 5 Episode 7)
    Season 5 Episode 7:


    Ben has plans for the family's Christmas dinner.

  • 2point4 Children - The Truth Is Out There (Season 5 Episode 6)
    Season 5 Episode 6:

    The Truth Is Out There

    Ben and David search for the paranormal using technical equipment; Bill and Rona attempt to finalize plans for the warehouse.

  • 2point4 Children - Seven Dials (Season 5 Episode 5)
    Season 5 Episode 5:

    Seven Dials

    Bill and Ben promise their son David that they will attend his school drama contest.

  • 2point4 Children - Mayday (Season 5 Episode 4)
    Season 5 Episode 4:


    Bill's idea for a family holiday looks as if it will end in tears.

  • 2point4 Children - The Deep (Season 5 Episode 3)
    Season 5 Episode 3:

    The Deep

    Bill is bothered to learn Ben will be caring for the neighbors' house while they are abroad.

  • 2point4 Children - We'd Like to Know a Little Bit About You for Our Files (Season 5 Episode 2)
    Season 5 Episode 2:

    We'd Like to Know a Little Bit About You for Our Files

    Bill and Ben try to discover what David has been doing lately and learn he's growing up fast.

  • 2point4 Children - Greed (Season 5 Episode 1)
    Season 5 Episode 1:


    Everyone in the Porter household awaits the lottery drawing results.

  • 2point4 Children - Relax-ay-voo (Season 4 Episode 7)
    Season 4 Episode 7:


    A computer program invades Christmas at home.

  • 2point4 Children - You Only Live Twice (Season 4 Episode 6)
    Season 4 Episode 6:

    You Only Live Twice

    An unexpected turn of events causes Bill, Ben and Rona to pay more attention to their lives.

  • 2point4 Children - Frenzy (Season 4 Episode 5)
    Season 4 Episode 5:


    Bill's kitchen is completed; Rona's efforts to conceive fail.

  • 2point4 Children - Curiosity Killed the Cat (Season 4 Episode 4)
    Season 4 Episode 4:

    Curiosity Killed the Cat

    Bill is confined to bed with the flu.

  • 2point4 Children - Fortuosity (Season 4 Episode 3)
    Season 4 Episode 3:


    A strange force causes the arrival of a sinister letter.

  • 2point4 Children - Family Plot (Season 4 Episode 2)
    Season 4 Episode 2:

    Family Plot

    Bill attempts to bring about an evening of culture and conversation.

  • 2point4 Children - The Parent Trap (Season 4 Episode 1)
    Season 4 Episode 1:

    The Parent Trap

    Bill and Ben demonstrate how not to embarrass a daughter in front of potential in-laws.

  • 2point4 Children - Babes in the Wood (Season 3 Episode 7)
    Season 3 Episode 7:

    Babes in the Wood

    The Porters' Christmas plans backfire.

  • 2point4 Children - Whoopee, We're All Going to Die (Season 3 Episode 6)
    Season 3 Episode 6:

    Whoopee, We're All Going to Die

    Bill's namesake pursues her across America.

  • 2point4 Children - Beam Me Up, Scotty (Season 3 Episode 5)
    Season 3 Episode 5:

    Beam Me Up, Scotty

    Bill's business faces foreclosure; Ben's involved in a long-running feud.

  • 2point4 Children - Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (Season 3 Episode 4)
    Season 3 Episode 4:

    Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

    Mother nature disrupts Bill and Rona's first job.

  • 2point4 Children - Badger's Bend (Season 3 Episode 3)
    Season 3 Episode 3:

    Badger's Bend

    Bill finds out about Ben's addiction problem; Rona makes the ultimate sacrifice.

  • 2point4 Children - When the Children Are Asleep (Season 3 Episode 2)
    Season 3 Episode 2:

    When the Children Are Asleep

    Bill and Ben's night includes terror, burglary and radio phone-ins.

  • 2point4 Children - The Secret Diary of David Porter (Season 3 Episode 1)
    Season 3 Episode 1:

    The Secret Diary of David Porter

    Bill and Rona run a catering business; Bill cleans David's room.

  • 2point4 Children - Misery (Season 2 Episode 8)
    Season 2 Episode 8:


    Bill's mother invites the Porters for Christmas.

  • 2point4 Children - Thank Your Lucky Stars (Season 2 Episode 7)
    Season 2 Episode 7:

    Thank Your Lucky Stars

    A seriously ill David is in the hospital; Rona, dressed to get married, can't get to the church.

  • 2point4 Children - Bird on a Wire (Season 2 Episode 6)
    Season 2 Episode 6:

    Bird on a Wire

    Rona gets married; David is rushed to the hospital.

  • 2point4 Children - The Skeleton in the Cupboard (Season 2 Episode 5)
    Season 2 Episode 5:

    The Skeleton in the Cupboard

    Rona's relationship with Gordon heats up; Bill has a job interview.

  • 2point4 Children - Hormones (Season 2 Episode 4)
    Season 2 Episode 4:


    Bill learns about a pregnancy; Bill deals with Ben's driving.

  • 2point4 Children - One Night in Bangkok (Season 2 Episode 3)
    Season 2 Episode 3:

    One Night in Bangkok

    Ben's father marries a Thai woman; Rona sees an old boyfriend.

  • 2point4 Children - Bedtime for Bonzo (Season 2 Episode 2)
    Season 2 Episode 2:

    Bedtime for Bonzo

    Bill tries to cope with an ailing Ben and the demands of her new job.

  • 2point4 Children - I'm Going Slightly Mad (Season 2 Episode 1)
    Season 2 Episode 1:

    I'm Going Slightly Mad

    Bill thinks about the biker; the neighbor's dog bothers the garden.

  • 2point4 Children - Young at Heart (Season 1 Episode 6)
    Season 1 Episode 6:

    Young at Heart

    Bill and Rona plot to get their old manager back when their new boss sexually harasses them.

  • 2point4 Children - Dirty Bowling (Season 1 Episode 5)
    Season 1 Episode 5:

    Dirty Bowling

    Bill takes her long-awaited driving test with a little assistance from the bike boy.

  • 2point4 Children - Love and Marriage (Season 1 Episode 4)
    Season 1 Episode 4:

    Love and Marriage

    Bill is in for a surprise when Ben forgets to tell her that her mother is going to visit.

  • 2point4 Children - When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Go Shopping (Season 1 Episode 3)
    Season 1 Episode 3:

    When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Go Shopping

    The bike boy comes to Bill's rescue when she is accused of shoplifting.

  • 2point4 Children - Saturday Night and Sunday Morning (Season 1 Episode 2)
    Season 1 Episode 2:

    Saturday Night and Sunday Morning

    Bill finds a phone number on the windshield of her van and thinks it's from the Bike Boy.

  • 2point4 Children - Leader of the Pack (Season 1 Episode 1)
    Season 1 Episode 1:

    Leader of the Pack

    After a run-in with a motorcyclist, Bill thinks about her life as a married woman.