1,000 Ways to Die

1,000 Ways to Die

2008 - 2012, Other, True Life
Series using reconstructions and animation to illustrate the strange ways some people meet their ends.

Episode Guide

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death, The Final Frontier (Season 4 Episode 8)
    Season 4 Episode 8:

    Death, The Final Frontier

    A strongman gets weak in the knees; a tease gets stoned; a filthy husband falls for a chain saw; a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party; a garage sale turns deadly.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World (Season 4 Episode 7)
    Season 4 Episode 7:

    It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World

    A lazy husband goes on a roll; terrorists get gas; a germaphobe takes a deadly bath; death if the Jersey shore.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Crying Over Spilled Blood (Season 4 Episode 6)
    Season 4 Episode 6:

    Crying Over Spilled Blood

    A tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; dead-eye sniper; ghost chili; deadly infomercial; a jail break goes wrong; a cave man discovers fire.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death Certificates (Season 4 Episode 5)
    Season 4 Episode 5:

    Death Certificates

    A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules are branded; a husband and wife take a hit; a computer thief crashes and burns; a moonshiner gets poked; a director makes a scene.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - A New App Called Death (Season 4 Episode 4)
    Season 4 Episode 4:

    A New App Called Death

    A bicycle hater gets hit; milking a pig; a winded diva; a scavenger loses his head; a sexy way to break the copy machine; motel inspector stirs the dead.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Tweets From the Dead (Season 4 Episode 3)
    Season 4 Episode 3:

    Tweets From the Dead

    A bug hater goes nuts; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor alights; a hijacker's inflation; a thief gets beat by meat; a scared ghost hunter.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Think Globally, Die Locally (Season 4 Episode 2)
    Season 4 Episode 2:

    Think Globally, Die Locally

    A Chinese rapper and a grill; a lottery winner goes crazy; a hipster goes down; a hacker gets hacked; a minigolfer maxes out.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Enter the Ferret (Season 4 Episode 1)
    Season 4 Episode 1:

    Enter the Ferret

    A big man squeezes into a baby swing; a boxer goes down; a ferret goes up the eerie canal; an acid bath; a deadly food fight.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Locked and Low Dead (Season 3 Episode 41)
    Season 3 Episode 41:

    Locked and Low Dead

    Socialite goes green; man with short fuse finally blows; woman high jumps to her death; cop has the smell of decay.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Sor-Dead Affair (Season 3 Episode 40)
    Season 3 Episode 40:

    Sor-Dead Affair

    A man sexes up a statue; a sleep walker goes swimming; rioter gets the wind knocked out of him; a man dies with a happy ending.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death: Putting the Fun in Funeral (Season 3 Episode 39)
    Season 3 Episode 39:

    Death: Putting the Fun in Funeral

    Trainer and barbells meet; polygamist falls for his own trap; a couple wine and die; ticket scalper doesn't beat a light.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Star Death: The Last Generation (Season 3 Episode 38)
    Season 3 Episode 38:

    Star Death: The Last Generation

    Cat lady's love goes too fur; Burglar falls for his victim; mob boss is given the finger; super model is given a dead eye.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Die-A-Betic (Season 3 Episode 37)
    Season 3 Episode 37:

    Die-A-Betic

    A lady puckers up; tow truck driver becomes a head banger; waitress gets a bad tip; food critic forgets the point.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death Penalties (Season 3 Episode 36)
    Season 3 Episode 36:

    Death Penalties

    Wedding singer gets choked up; muscle woman meets her maker; chef loses face; French maid is stuck in an iron maiden.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Wild Wild Death (Season 3 Episode 35)
    Season 3 Episode 35:

    Wild Wild Death

    An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death Takes a Vacation (Season 3 Episode 34)
    Season 3 Episode 34:

    Death Takes a Vacation

    Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Dirt Nap (Season 3 Episode 33)
    Season 3 Episode 33:

    Dirt Nap

    A bank robber sticks his neck out; a teen meets a mail box; shyster shopper takes a dip.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Grave Decisions (Season 3 Episode 32)
    Season 3 Episode 32:

    Grave Decisions

    Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Deadliest Kitsch (Season 3 Episode 31)
    Season 3 Episode 31:

    Deadliest Kitsch

    Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death: One Size Fits All (Season 3 Episode 30)
    Season 3 Episode 30:

    Death: One Size Fits All

    Disabled phony gets the shaft; cryogenics scammer gets frozen; oil wrestler goes down; drivers ed teacher loses control; coal mining foreman explodes.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death: The Gift That Lasts Forever (Season 3 Episode 29)
    Season 3 Episode 29:

    Death: The Gift That Lasts Forever

    Cheating husband gets eaten by a bear; pervert sex-plodes; bride goes down at the alter; a thief stealing a package gets anthrax surprise; insomniac commits a hit and run.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Wait, Don't Tell Me? You're Dead! (Season 3 Episode 28)
    Season 3 Episode 28:

    Wait, Don't Tell Me? You're Dead!

    Neo-nazi opens can of whoop ass; epileptic stripper; poser diver; drug smugglers; voyeur gets hood winked; stalker gets shafted; prankster's prank backfires.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Eat, Pray Die (Season 3 Episode 27)
    Season 3 Episode 27:

    Eat, Pray Die

    Midievel German gets stoned; dog hater gets boned; car thief becomes road kill.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Today's Special: Death (Season 3 Episode 26)
    Season 3 Episode 26:

    Today's Special: Death

    Welder goes down on the job; drunk wife gets mowed over.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death Be a Lady Tonight (Season 3 Episode 25)
    Season 3 Episode 25:

    Death Be a Lady Tonight

    Stalker gets smoked out; football fanatic goes down in bar fight; tomb raider goes crazy.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death, the New Black (Season 3 Episode 24)
    Season 3 Episode 24:

    Death, the New Black

    Disco king hits the floor; sauna gets gaseous; a person looking up women's skirts gets busted.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - That's "Mister Death" to You (Season 3 Episode 23)
    Season 3 Episode 23:

    That's "Mister Death" to You

    A chaser gets plugged; a man eats himself to death; a massage patron has an unhappy ending.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Stupid Is as Death Does (Season 3 Episode 22)
    Season 3 Episode 22:

    Stupid Is as Death Does

    A dad goes through the roof; a drinking games goes bad; video gamer gets owned.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Dead Before They Know It. (Season 3 Episode 21)
    Season 3 Episode 21:

    Dead Before They Know It.

    A roommate gets sent back from where they came from; crashing a wedding; self-blood transfusion goes wrong.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Better Them Than Us (Season 3 Episode 20)
    Season 3 Episode 20:

    Better Them Than Us

    A rich man bottoms out; gang bangers play doctor; a pyromaniac gets burned; an actor needs a hand.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Killing Them Softly (Season 3 Episode 19)
    Season 3 Episode 19:

    Killing Them Softly

    A scammer gets deleted; a co-ed flunks out; snorting crystal death; death in mid-air.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Grave Errors (Season 3 Episode 18)
    Season 3 Episode 18:

    Grave Errors

    A hairdresser swallows too many; looters get a shock; fake doctor gets touched by a leper.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Ready or Not Here Comes Death (Season 3 Episode 17)
    Season 3 Episode 17:

    Ready or Not Here Comes Death

    A caretaker gets pickled; a runner runs out of time; two hunters get hunted.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Getting a Rise From the Dead (Season 3 Episode 16)
    Season 3 Episode 16:

    Getting a Rise From the Dead

    A mob hit goes bad; recipe thief get over cooked; a spy hits the fan.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - The One About Dumb People Dying (Season 3 Episode 15)
    Season 3 Episode 15:

    The One About Dumb People Dying

    Cross dresser as a bad new year; gymnast does a nasty split.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - If You're Dead, Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You (Season 3 Episode 14)
    Season 3 Episode 14:

    If You're Dead, Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

    Geek gets uninstalled; hip hop queen gets butted out; fake gang banger gets body slammed.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Dying to Tell the Story (Season 3 Episode 13)
    Season 3 Episode 13:

    Dying to Tell the Story

    Couple on a safari; Amish man; braggart's new truck; surfer; chess master; prohibition couple.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Sudden Death (Season 3 Episode 12)
    Season 3 Episode 12:

    Sudden Death

    Japanese rocker; prison inmate blows an escape attempt; roommate revenge; vain dancer; tall man gets squeezed.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Cure for the Common Death, Part II (Season 3 Episode 11)
    Season 3 Episode 11:

    Cure for the Common Death, Part II

    Low rider gets crushed; nun chucks; Big Foot gets the boot; bikini girl swallows something; jockey gets tossed; adult clown.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death (Season 3 Episode 10)
    Season 3 Episode 10:

    Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death

    Death in the 70s; mean girl gets a chubby bunny; a juicer; a thief bites his tongue; groupie falls for a snake.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Young Dumb and Full of Death (Season 3 Episode 9)
    Season 3 Episode 9:

    Young Dumb and Full of Death

    Salesman sells out; phoney preacher; skate boarder face plants; trainer takes a fall; dummy in the woods.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death Puts on a Dunce Cap (Season 3 Episode 8)
    Season 3 Episode 8:

    Death Puts on a Dunce Cap

    Eating a live octopus; multiple orgasms; a hunter is hunted; soccer fan gets blown away; beauty loses a face; drug addicts get their heads cracked.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Hurry Up and Die (Season 3 Episode 7)
    Season 3 Episode 7:

    Hurry Up and Die

    Organ donor loses a heart; someone gets swept away; trailer trashed; nymphos; wrestler hits the mat; mailman goes postal; rocker gets high.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - The End Is Weird (Season 3 Episode 6)
    Season 3 Episode 6:

    The End Is Weird

    Robot maker; exhibitionist; Houdini's last escape; vomit lover; prankster; a Hollywood star.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Fatal Distractions (Season 3 Episode 5)
    Season 3 Episode 5:

    Fatal Distractions

    A drug runner gets stopped; a man gets timed out; a nature hater gets waxed.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Dead Wrongs (Season 3 Episode 4)
    Season 3 Episode 4:

    Dead Wrongs

    A cheerleader takes on the whole team; a sushi chef gets a bad deal; a mom gets a belly ache.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Stupid Is as Stupid Dies (Season 3 Episode 3)
    Season 3 Episode 3:

    Stupid Is as Stupid Dies

    A meth maker loses his face; a nudist has a killer diet; a survivalist gets the hook.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Putting a Smiley Face on Death (Season 3 Episode 2)
    Season 3 Episode 2:

    Putting a Smiley Face on Death

    Self-liposuction goes poorly; a swimmer loses his life; shapley party girl goes bust.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death on a Stick (Season 3 Episode 1)
    Season 3 Episode 1:

    Death on a Stick

    A peeper takes a bath; a pool hopper goes belly up.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death by Request (Season 3 Special)
    Season 3 Special:

    Death by Request

    Highlights of the goriest, sexiest and most delightfully horrible deaths.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Dead on Dead (Season 2 Episode 12)
    Season 2 Episode 12:

    Dead on Dead

    A terrorist is played by a violinist; a keg party blows up.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Dead to Rights (Season 2 Episode 11)
    Season 2 Episode 11:

    Dead to Rights

    A paint huffer lights one up; an old grinch gets iced.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - You're Dead! LOL! (Season 2 Episode 10)
    Season 2 Episode 10:

    You're Dead! LOL!

    A biker causes a riot; the Samurai Death Squad.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Waking Up Dead (Season 2 Episode 9)
    Season 2 Episode 9:

    Waking Up Dead

    A construction worker takes a deadly bathroom break.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death Watch (Season 2 Episode 8)
    Season 2 Episode 8:

    Death Watch

    A B-52 goes down in flames; a speed freak blows his mind.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Come on Get Deathy (Season 2 Episode 7)
    Season 2 Episode 7:

    Come on Get Deathy

    A person swallows a harp; a spurned lover gets trashed.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Gratefully Dead (Season 2 Episode 6)
    Season 2 Episode 6:

    Gratefully Dead

    A purse snatcher falls; a weightlifter loses his grip.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Bringing in the Dead (Season 2 Episode 5)
    Season 2 Episode 5:

    Bringing in the Dead

    A belly dancer goes belly up; a moonshiner gets shined.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Putting a Happy Face on Death (Season 2 Episode 4)
    Season 2 Episode 4:

    Putting a Happy Face on Death

    A thief hides in a car wash with deadly consequences; a man caught cheating at a cock fight is killed by his own rooster.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Up With Death (Season 2 Episode 3)
    Season 2 Episode 3:

    Up With Death

    A nurse strips down; a french maid fries her boss.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death Bites! (Season 2 Episode 2)
    Season 2 Episode 2:

    Death Bites!

    A frat boy suffers a fart burn; an ex-con gets exterminated; a limp lover goes down hard.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death on Arrival (Season 2 Episode 1)
    Season 2 Episode 1:

    Death on Arrival

    Vikings go berserk; two terrorists blow themselves up; a guy meets a meteor.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - I See Dead People (Season 1 Episode 12)
    Season 1 Episode 12:

    I See Dead People

    A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death: A User's Manual (Season 1 Episode 11)
    Season 1 Episode 11:

    Death: A User's Manual

    An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Cure For The Common Death (Season 1 Episode 10)
    Season 1 Episode 10:

    Cure For The Common Death

    Snorting fire ants; homemade firecrackers; an air guitar duel.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death Be Not Stupid (Season 1 Episode 9)
    Season 1 Episode 9:

    Death Be Not Stupid

    A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - The Good, The Bad, and The Dead (Season 1 Episode 8)
    Season 1 Episode 8:

    The Good, The Bad, and The Dead

    A survivalist has a run-in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a trash bin.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Lighter Side of Death (Season 1 Episode 7)
    Season 1 Episode 7:

    Lighter Side of Death

    A farmhand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death Gets Busy (Season 1 Episode 6)
    Season 1 Episode 6:

    Death Gets Busy

    A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a supermodel eats until it kills her.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Dead and Deader (Season 1 Episode 5)
    Season 1 Episode 5:

    Dead and Deader

    A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Unforced Errors (Season 1 Episode 4)
    Season 1 Episode 4:

    Unforced Errors

    A young beauty works out a fantasy; an attorney jumps out a window; a helium-filled death trap.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Death Over Easy (Season 1 Episode 3)
    Season 1 Episode 3:

    Death Over Easy

    A fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations; a dozing beauty and a fire-breathing midget.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Hard Lives, Easy Deaths (Season 1 Episode 2)
    Season 1 Episode 2:

    Hard Lives, Easy Deaths

    A meat packer gets locked in a freezer; scuba diving and flying in the same day.

  • 1,000 Ways to Die - Life Will Kill You (Season 1 Episode 1)
    Season 1 Episode 1:

    Life Will Kill You

    A young woman's sex life is cut short; a gun enthusiast is no match for a rattlesnake; a bug collector is bitten by a black widow.