Four stories intersect in this violent film parody. Exterminators (Paul Dinello, Tommy Davidson) dress as hit men and try to protect the wife of their boss, Montello (Robert Costanzo). Meanwhile, the strippers at Montello's strip club, dressed as nuns, attempt to rob him. Tag-team wrestlers (Matthew Glave, Pamela Segall) steal Montello's briefcase, thinking its contents are valuable. Finally, Bumpkin (Dan Castellaneta), running to deliver a script, loses a lot of the pages.